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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
Ok NS, lets hear your favorite quote

I saw this on my aunts fridge the other week and thought it was pretty deep and a good thought

Life is short, Break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
Kiss slowly, Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably,
And never regret anything that made you smile
Aug 16 2011 5:33PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
"Fuck Bitches, Get Money"
-Socrates
Aug 16 2011 5:34PM
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
"Never gunna give you up. Never gunna let you down."
-Rick Astley
Aug 16 2011 5:36PM
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lill_sominsomin
Posts: 131 - Karma: 319
"Use the force, Harry"
-Gandalf
Aug 16 2011 5:36PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,540
lol
Aug 16 2011 5:37PM
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chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
marriage is like a slurpee. At first you take a couple of sips and say, "boy, this is pretty good. I'm glad I did this." Then you keep drinking and it goes right to your head, "Ow Ow Ow. What was I thinking? Somebody kill me please!" then you're stupid enough to take another freaking sip.
Aug 16 2011 5:53PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
"If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz


And even after all my logic and my theory,
I add a motherfucker so you ignant niggas hear me
-Lauryn HIll


A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer
-Mitch Hedberg

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
-Mitch Hedberg

Really this thread should just be about Mitch Hedberg quotes though. I pee myself laughing every time I watch his standup. RIP.


Aug 16 2011 5:57PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
Aug 16 2011 5:59PM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 35
hahahahhaha
Aug 16 2011 6:01PM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
This pond is dope as hell and im blazed as fuck. Holy shit, theres a fucking fish- Ralph waldo emerson
Aug 16 2011 6:05PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
"to avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." and "good judgement comes from and experience, experience comes from bad judgement"
Aug 16 2011 6:07PM
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eight6ohsfinest
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"so i pray remembering the days of my youth as i prepare to meet my moment of truth"- Gangstarr

"one good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain"- Bob Marley

Aug 16 2011 6:15PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
"i think knives are a good idea, big fuck off shiny ones, ones that look like they could skin a crocodile"
Aug 16 2011 7:02PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Bitches ain't shit, and hoes are tricks.
Aug 16 2011 7:04PM
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lill_sominsomin
Posts: 131 - Karma: 319
Aug 16 2011 7:16PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
i just lold so hard
Aug 16 2011 9:37PM
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infuser
Posts: 1220 - Karma: 241

in the words of colonel sanders, "im too drunk to taste this chicken"

Aug 16 2011 9:39PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
"I like turtles" - Jonathan the zombie
Aug 16 2011 9:39PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6610 - Karma: 8,589
Crush: Dude? Dude? Focus dude... Dude?
[Marlin wakes up]
Crush: Oh, he lives. Hey, dude!
Marlin: Oh... What happened?
Crush: Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..."
Marlin: What are you talking about?
Crush: You, Mini-Man, takin' on the jellies. You've got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome.
Marlin: Oh, my stomach. Ohh.
Crush: Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, ok? Just waxed it.
Marlin: So, Mr. Turtle?
Crush: Whoa, Dude. Mister Turtle is my father. The name's Crush.
Marlin: Crush, really? OK, Crush. I need to get to the East Australian Current. EAC?
Crush: [laughing] Oh, dude. You're ridin' it, dude! Check it out!



In the words of my uncle *funny dance with wipping sounds *

ALLÉ CUISINE
Aug 16 2011 9:46PM
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NickCage
Posts: 111 - Karma: 33
"Theres no such thing as time, only clocks."
Aug 16 2011 10:08PM
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.Midwest
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Couldn't find the original, too lazy to look.
Aug 16 2011 10:18PM
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Nathan_the_G
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hahah made my day
Aug 16 2011 10:19PM
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es94
Posts: 291 - Karma: 67
be good and you will be lonesome.

mark twain smart guy
Aug 16 2011 10:45PM
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theGreat_Guin
Posts: 77 - Karma: 11
"I'm as high as a georgia pine."-John McCain
Aug 16 2011 10:45PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
''has anyone really been as far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?'' -Jesus H. Christ
Aug 16 2011 10:49PM
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Wall_Nut
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Existence is but a medium for the sharing of ideas -me(or, if you're the zen type, Us)
Aug 16 2011 10:55PM
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.Midwest
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NO COMPRENDO.
Aug 16 2011 11:07PM
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jblaski
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Oddly, for the last few weeks I've been really getting into motivational and inspirational books, videos, etc. I can actually see and feel it changing how I do even day to day stuff. My favorite quote of the hour is:

"Whether you say you can, or you say you can't, you're right."
Aug 17 2011 1:08AM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
sit your 5 dollar ass down before i make change.
Aug 17 2011 1:11AM
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Anathema
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ITS NOT A TOOMAH
Aug 17 2011 1:18AM
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-emile-
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im a tuma im a tuma ,
im a tuma
im a tuma im a tuma ,
ow ow ow
im a tuma
Aug 17 2011 1:21AM
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OscarTheGrouch
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"logic will get you from a to b. imagination will take you everywhere." -einstein
Aug 17 2011 1:31AM
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ORDEAL
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We are posting quotes not middle school girls' Facebook statuses
Aug 17 2011 1:33AM
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Wall_Nut
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"don't live your life with a destination in mind. If you do, you will be severely disappointed when you get there. Life isn't a journey from point a to point b, it's a musical thing. Do you hear the music? DANCE!"
Aug 17 2011 1:38AM
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ORDEAL
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"You know what would solve that? a swift kick in the ass.". - Red Forman
Aug 17 2011 1:39AM
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array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202
WIN
Aug 17 2011 1:43AM
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Travapple.
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this.
Aug 17 2011 2:10AM
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J.M
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if you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space. -by who knows....
Aug 21 2011 9:05PM
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.thedude
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We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time.

What is the difference between you and a duck with a cold? One's a sick mallard and...well I forget how it ends but your mother's a whore.
Aug 21 2011 9:14PM
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SkiThe603
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Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated. ~Confucius
Aug 21 2011 9:31PM
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malonius_funk
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when i wear a backpack with a turtle neck, it feels like a midget is trying to strangle me while hanging on my back. -Mitch Hedberg (something along those lines)
Aug 21 2011 10:32PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
We Search for Truth
We Seek Justice
The Courts Require It
The Victims Cry for It
God Demands It



without roots, the whole tree dies
Aug 21 2011 10:34PM
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Anathema
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thundercats HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aug 21 2011 10:35PM
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.frenchy
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Hahahah!
Aug 21 2011 10:36PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166

"My name is Nathan, I'm disable"
Aug 21 2011 10:37PM
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colleenator
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scotty doesn't know
Aug 21 2011 11:16PM
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low_fidelity
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An acquaintance told me
that the great sage
Nisargadatta Maharaj
once offered him a cigarette
“Thank you, sir, but I don’t smoke.”
“Don’t smoke?” said the master,
“What’s life for?”

Aug 21 2011 11:18PM
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