Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

The bible.

profile picture
TaranItUp
Posts: 1313 - Karma: 802
So, how many of you newschoolers read the bible? If you do read the bible, where do you like to read? I really enjoy acts. Sorry if this is a repost, I just needed somewhere to read.
Aug 13 2011 11:42PM
0 0
profile picture
Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Aug 13 2011 11:43PM
0 0
profile picture
deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
i dont like fairytales
Aug 13 2011 11:44PM
0 0
profile picture
541
Posts: 506 - Karma: 45
YES.
Aug 13 2011 11:44PM
0 0
profile picture
the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
getting in my bunker, time to hunker down for a long war. hopefully my friends and family don't die.
Aug 13 2011 11:45PM
0 0
profile picture
TOAST.
Posts: 7269 - Karma: 33,307
Christians arnt the only people that read the bible, so keep the religious hate/debat out of it he just wants to know what your favorite parts are, not if you believe it is true.
Aug 13 2011 11:48PM
0 0
profile picture
.Midwest
Posts: 493 - Karma: 22
I tried to read Revelations. I didn't understand much.
Aug 13 2011 11:48PM
0 0
profile picture
gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
must......sig.....
Aug 13 2011 11:48PM
0 0
profile picture
PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
i liked how earth the book put it when referring to the old testament

Questionable Claims: Pick any page and you'll find three.
Aug 13 2011 11:49PM
0 0
profile picture
Will_
Posts: 271 - Karma: 110
i always wonder how many of you bible haters have actually read it
Aug 13 2011 11:54PM
0 0
profile picture
Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
I once got kicked out of a library for putting all the bibles in the fiction section
Aug 13 2011 11:55PM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51264 - Karma: 157,471
I've read most of the bible. Some parts are interesting, some parts are lols, some parts are WTF AM I READING
Aug 13 2011 11:55PM
0 0
profile picture
zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332
why not? almost all kids have fairytales read to them as youngins.
Aug 13 2011 11:55PM
0 0
profile picture
Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,951
I love John 17, but as far as books, probably Psalms is my favorite that Ive read through

And to Bible haters, you guys are seriously missing out on a powerful, amazing truth that is a necessity to a truly happy, fulfilling life. Hate if you want, but that's my belief.
Aug 14 2011 12:10AM
0 0
profile picture
I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,354
FUCK GOD.



lol
Aug 14 2011 12:12AM
0 0
profile picture
I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,354
FUCK GOD.



lol
Aug 14 2011 12:12AM
0 0
profile picture
ashamedkrew
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 424
I really like Proverbs, it's like a huge library of encouragements. And to colorado_kid, you are the MAN! It is plainly so much more respectable and difficult to post your real beliefs and just stand up for yourself than it is to just dish out angry and immature comments
Aug 14 2011 12:49AM
0 0
profile picture
Funnel
Posts: 7808 - Karma: 1,414
First page of a NS shit show not generated by WIELDS.
Aug 14 2011 12:53AM
0 0
profile picture
KMalinich.
Posts: 1053 - Karma: 19
Should get intresting... will tune in later.
Aug 14 2011 1:19AM
0 0
profile picture
las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
OHH SHIII-
Aug 14 2011 1:20AM
0 0
profile picture
OlliePop
Posts: 160 - Karma: 10
I read most of the bible because my mom and grandma always made me and i'm an athiest
Aug 14 2011 1:24AM
0 0
profile picture
POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
first page
Aug 14 2011 1:29AM
0 0
profile picture
TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
Click for larger image
Click for larger image
Click for larger image
Click for larger image

Aug 14 2011 1:32AM
0 0
profile picture
Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
I liked the part where Batman punches Godzilla in the balls. then Morgan Freeman appears and hands him a flask of Powerthirst.
Aug 14 2011 1:36AM
0 0
profile picture
Skavengers303
Posts: 964 - Karma: 192

I love the Old Testament. Mostly because it is filled with all the bad-ass stories we have all heard about. Like Adam and Eve, Noah’s arch, and the crazy old man named Moses. Plus there is a shit load of subtle racism and sexism hidden in the stories, which makes the stories kind of comedic.

Aug 14 2011 1:46AM
0 0
profile picture
HermioneGranger
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 101
This isn't a matter of religious debate (although this being NS, it will probably become the usual shitstorm). The Bible is a text you must read, if you want to explore the realms of literature. If you're going to understand books like Paradise Lost, East of Eden and The Master and Margarita, you must have some experience with the Bible.

Who cares if it is a religious text? This doesn't prohibit me from learning from it if I'm not a Christian. The Bible is just as capable of teaching valuable lessons and providing insight as Jane Austen or John Steinbeck.

Why is this so hard to understand?

Jus' Sayin'
Aug 14 2011 1:51AM
0 0
profile picture
Proletariat.
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 45
Dont be a bitch, I read that book without ever reading a page of the bible and understood it completely, cool story too.
Aug 14 2011 2:15AM
0 0
profile picture
eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
>mfw truth
really? Last time I checked the bible was just stories not truth. Oh and btw my life is just dandy right now, thanks.
Click for larger image
Aug 14 2011 2:21AM
0 0
profile picture
Skavengers303
Posts: 964 - Karma: 192

The one thing about organized religion that always pissed me off is the fact that members of each religion relentlessly try to push their beliefs onto others. But I am starting to realize that many atheists are just as bad, if not worse. Just believe what you want to believe, and quit shoving it down people’s throats

Aug 14 2011 2:35AM
0 0
profile picture
Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
I like Genesis
Aug 14 2011 2:41AM
0 0
profile picture
Moosen
Posts: 4285 - Karma: 2,585
Personally i enjoy Romans and 1st and 2nd timothy. I believe these speak a world to how we should act in this world. I really don't read the bible enough though.
Aug 14 2011 2:46AM
0 0
profile picture
Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,605
Im not going to start a shitshow, but I
Aug 14 2011 2:48AM
0 0
profile picture
MicroMix
Posts: 297 - Karma: 48


This is the best Genesis
Aug 14 2011 2:52AM
0 0
profile picture
Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,605
WHAT THE F NS.

I was gonna say. I love ecclesiasties, but you should PM me if you actually wanna talk about this shiz.
Aug 14 2011 2:54AM
0 0
profile picture
Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,212
i read it on the pooper
Aug 14 2011 2:54AM
0 0
profile picture
eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
I use it to wipe my pooper.
Aug 14 2011 2:56AM
0 0
profile picture
Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,605
butthole
Aug 14 2011 2:57AM
0 0
profile picture
eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
yes, that's another name for it.
Aug 14 2011 2:58AM
0 0
profile picture
Shralpit
Posts: 168 - Karma: 99
If you like the Bible check out the Three Little Pigs...it has a happy ending
Aug 14 2011 2:59AM
0 0
profile picture
PeteyG
Posts: 2946 - Karma: 49
I love the bible, i read hebrews, proverbs, and the corinthians books alot, almost on repeat. not a big fan of the old testament, but the bible is the word of god so we ought to embrace all of it
Aug 14 2011 4:17AM
0 0
profile picture
Scott29~
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 62
all the pages of my bible are stuck together from me cumming in it~
Aug 14 2011 4:19AM
0 0
profile picture
Oldmann1584
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 95
LOLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL
Aug 14 2011 6:37AM
0 0
profile picture
unreal.shooter
Posts: 562 - Karma: 52

I LOVE READING THE BIBLE !!

i read it usually alone, or in a group at church... my favirote book is job :D

and my favirote verse in the bible is matthew 22 v38-39

Aug 14 2011 6:48AM
0 0
profile picture
unreal.shooter
Posts: 562 - Karma: 52
revelations is one of the hardest bits to understand !! ur not alone on that one......
Aug 14 2011 6:52AM
0 0
profile picture
unreal.shooter
Posts: 562 - Karma: 52

you need praying for !!

Aug 14 2011 6:54AM
0 0
profile picture
WillParry
Posts: 208 - Karma: 12
inb4 more shitshowness
Aug 14 2011 6:55AM
0 0
profile picture
Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
although there are a lot of "fairytales" in the bible, MOST of the things written in it really do encourage good behavior and kindness and respect and selflessness and other things which EVERYBODY can relate to and ought to observe, even if you dont believe in god or heaven or any of the miracles.
Aug 14 2011 11:04AM
0 0
profile picture
Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
that blind hatred is so insignificant compared to the good things that happened because of it. contrary to popular belief, most people who go to church dont wage holy wars, hate gay people, rape babies, or any of the other things people often associate with the church. on the other hand, the church donates billions of dollars, gives people hope who need it badly, and gives other people a heightened sense or morality.
Aug 14 2011 11:36AM
0 0
profile picture
.Tom.
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 910
I love the bible! It teaches me to train up bears and send them after annoying little kids who piss me off.

" 23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number. 25 And he went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria. "

I don't know how I'd live my life in a pure and faithful way without the bible. I'd probably go around not killing children or something horrible like that.
Aug 14 2011 11:54AM
0 0
profile picture
Obi-Wan-Jenobi
Posts: 951 - Karma: 119
Revelations is my favorite book! I love it because its full of stuff to come! Im reading the whole bible right now and Im in matthew the old testatment is huge.
Aug 14 2011 12:20PM
0 0
profile picture
ChadThundercock
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 785
i read the bible sometimes... I'm agnostic, but its still a cool story nonetheless!
Aug 14 2011 12:33PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)