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davidh
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Mice have been stealing my cat's food, but she doesnt do anything about it. My dad has caught 4 mice already, in 1 day, but my cat just sits around while the mice steal her food. lazy bitch.
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Aug 3 2004 11:43PM
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Joe.
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haha my cats are like wird...if they find a mouse they dont immeadiately eat it...they like chase it around and bite off its tail and stuff




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Aug 3 2004 11:44PM
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P-JO
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My cats constantly hunt mice and birds, well one of them does, the other is just a fatass because she broke her leg rolling off a balcony.




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Aug 4 2004 12:02AM
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airic
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my cat weighs over 18pounds....:D he rules
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Aug 4 2004 12:28AM
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Jaskittin
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my dog wud fuck ur cat up.





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Aug 4 2004 12:30AM
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Jaskittin
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and my dad can beat up ur dad, i know it.





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Aug 4 2004 12:31AM
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davidh
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holy shit. my dad almost beat a guy up today. he was accused of stealing something, and he's very proud and stuff, so he almost kicked this guys ass.
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EC-Tom
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my cat weighs 22 pounds.....hes the fucking PIMP of the feline kingdom. and my other cat is pretty light, hunts alot of shit, I usually find half eaten mice all over my yard, and sometimes he will bring birds up to my doorstep, and make me look at it.


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Aug 4 2004 6:43AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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^ahahhaha.....kittys always scratch me


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ATLskier
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my cat chases lizards(we don't have too many mice or birds), but he did get a mouse one time. My cat also chases my dog, and they fight all the time.
Aug 4 2004 8:31AM
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i steal my cats food



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Aug 4 2004 7:54PM
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Aug 4 2004 11:05PM
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skiierman
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may not look like same mouse, but trust me, it is. this happens every night.



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Aug 4 2004 11:05PM
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Irotate360
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cat threads are litteraly the best kinds of threads. theres always a great picture to go along with it. and my cat would whoop on u like no ones bussiness. oh wait my cats a lazy bitch. hes deaf too so it would get its ass beat



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Aug 4 2004 11:07PM
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i love cats so much. im gonna go get one


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Aug 4 2004 11:12PM
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404404
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dude my firends cat brings back squrials like 1/2 is size.
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Aug 4 2004 11:16PM
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J.D.
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My cat has a bunch of scars... he fights with raccoons. His mousecatching skills are great when he feels like it, but then he takes them outside and plays with them... catches them in his mouth, lets them out, waits for them to run and catches them again... etc.

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Aug 4 2004 11:18PM
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mattwalker
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haha, my cat died... but when he was alive, he was lazy and old, and quit catching mice... this kid i ski with's cat is like around 40 pounds or something, he is awesome he eats poptarts and cant go up or down stairs/ottomons or anything else like that... the ppl renting my parents house have a cat that is nuts, she hunts rodents/mice/whatever every day, she has caught 2 hummingbirds too... she is nuts... yea cats rule


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Aug 4 2004 11:26PM
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^ i hope you brake you leg
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Aug 4 2004 11:59PM
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SeanB
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what about the cat that's in the member photo all the time that looks like it's about to totally maul that dog, I bet that cat catches mice like no ones business. That's the craziest looking cat I've ever seen!

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General_Shredgnar
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my cat imtimidates dogs. Stares them straight in the eye till they run off. My other cat hunts moles, birds, stuff.
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Aug 5 2004 8:57AM
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SohCahToa
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i hate cats, those things are no good. dogs are where its at
Aug 5 2004 4:01PM
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yeah cats are definitely the shit, dogs are dumb akward animals

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Aug 5 2004 4:05PM
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LDowney
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my cat catches chipmunks, but lets them go and when they get far enough away she chases after them, she hardly ever kiils them. And if my dog gets ahold of the chipmunk after she catches it he eats it.


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Aug 5 2004 7:59PM
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davidh
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my cat gets in fights with the neighbor's cat and always gets it's ass kicked. Cat's are scary when they are pissed.
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Aug 5 2004 9:24PM
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skiierman
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^ see the video evil kitty.



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