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Jedi vs Wizard Poll

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-GL-
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Alright guys got in a huge fight with my friend today about this so,

Would you rather be a Jedi or a Wizard (Harry Potter type)

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BrewskiJr
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Jedi. More badass. Lightsabers and shit. And you don't have to say any gay ass saying when you wanna levitate something. You just throw your hand out and it moves silently.



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eljusto.
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hmmm that depends, can you block spells with your lightsaber? if so Jedi
If not, Lizard.
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theline
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like... a gecko?
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rudager
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Jedi.

If you want to deal with ultimate power though, Sith.
Not saying that Jedi can't utilize those powers.



Ah gad dammit, I want the force.
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alex.bgk.
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i would immediately stop being anyone's friend if they told me theyd rather be a wizard over a jedi.. seriously
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TheHamburglar
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nuff said

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TACO-DOG.exe
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jedi
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-emile-
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you dont always have to say the spell , if you get better at mind stuff you can say it in your mind
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Masta_Baka
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depends which one you like more
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Masta_Baka
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emma watson or natalie portmon

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ski-or-die
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mortals... *shakes head*
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ROBOT
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jedi for sure. i dont want a dumb little wand to wave around
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Gorilla.Steeze
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Wizard. Being a Jedi isn't practical. You can't just merk someone with a lightsaber in the street. You can do so much more by being a wizard like teleporting. You can do anything as a wizard that you can do with "the force." Also, you can't fuck bitches if you are a Jedi. Look what happened to Aniken.

Flame away, haters gon' hate.
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TheHamburglar
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Anakin*

also wizards can't teleport
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Algebra
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Jedi. Obvious
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Gorilla.Steeze
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Yea they can. It's called apparating:

Apparition is a magical method of transportation and is basically the magical action of traveling by having the user focus on a desired location in their mind, then disappear from their current location and instantly reappear at the desired location.

You can also teleport via flu-powder and portkeys.
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TheHamburglar
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I lose. I thought we were talking LOTR wizards, not juvenile ass wizards. shorry!
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.Apex.
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Theres probably a spell to make you a jedi so....


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soulskier
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jedi, thats some serious out of this world shit
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Gorilla.Steeze
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Yoda v. Dumbledore v. Gandalf would be badass.
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TheHamburglar
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the Earth would most likely explode, rendering this argument pointless and destroying newschoolers forever :(
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corona
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Gandalf would pwn all their shit. He'd take on fucking Dumbledore, Voldemort, Darth Sidious, Yoda, Mace Windu, Darth Vador, everyone at the same time and barely raise an eyebrow
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Petersaurusrex
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Anyone who doesn't say wizard is fucked in the head.

I wanna be that old as dirt wizard who just sits around smoking a pipe and mixing some fucking alchamy shit.
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thedawg
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He did lose to Count Dooku though...
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TechnoPotamus
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it may have been Anathema who once said, "can you imagine the wads you could conjure if you force choked your chicken?" in regards to using the force.







so yeah, jedi.
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Thick.Black.Gurl
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Jedi hommie!
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corona
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Gandalf? Didn't realize he ever fought Count Dooku.
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Mr.Turtle
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Jedi.
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C-Burg
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Navy Seal
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easy.steezy
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but dumbledore has the elder wand... and i'm a huge LOTR fan, but dumbledore would still win, i doubt you can block a spell with a lightsaber. 
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.Hugo.
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FUCKIN WIZARD
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bangarangmules
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Totally this.

Although if it were-would you rather be a jedi in the star wars universe, or be a wizard in the harry potter universe then there would be many other things to consider.
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corona
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there is no way Dumbledore would even stand the slightest chance against Gandalf. The dude's a demi-god sent by angels. He'd wreck Dumbledore's shit. And he's immortal.
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Milksteak
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LOTR wizard>Jedi>HP Wizard

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klayer_9
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Jedi.
Wizards slay in LOTR (gandalf) but harry potter wizards are kind of pussy.

the lightsaber is the real deal sealer though.
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skier_boy26
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Harry Potter style wizard is for pussies that don't understand shit.

Jedi all the way.
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Davy.Crockett
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emma watson is that even a question?
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klayer_9
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I see what you did there.....
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.MASSHOLE.
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YOU SHALL NOT PASS...

My vote for Wizard.
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bustinthejus
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Jedi all the fucking way.

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GayWolf420
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Are you fucking kidding me? Jedi obviously. Yeah being a wizard witch fairy is cool and all but jedi's are way fucking cooler.
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remove
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you can take your wand and stick it right up your ass

I'm going with the lightsaber
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_Jeffrey_
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Jedi
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MaMann
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so true. wizard, dont tell me that on your eleventh birthday you were ot stoked as shit only for the biggest letdown of your life./ end thread
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Orrin
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Wizard. Far more versatile and alot more cards to play.
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Gnams
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Jedi.

Hey wanna have sex?

Uh no....

*Mind Trick* Yes you do.
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Bubba-Snax
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cutting to the heart of the matter.
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Steezyiott
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jedi haha
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smooter
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yeah... but dumbledore is dead
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smooter
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oh and jedi..
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