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Things to do when going up the chair

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SteveXs2
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1) Freestyle Rap.
Me & my friends aren't rappers, we make the most idiotic rhymes and it's funny shit.

2) Make conversation with random people.
Me & another friend pretended to hit on these 13 year old girls, I think I'm married now.

3) Sing songs loudly.
Good way to pass time and laugh a little.

4) Relax
When I'm the only one on the chair, I just recline and almost fall asleep.

5) Hit on the girl next to you.
Always enjoyable.


So yeah... i don't really do anything interesting on the chair.. . what's something better?

I know 3/4 of you are gonna say smoke weed so don't even bother replying if that's what you're gonna say.

That said, 6/7 of you are gonna reply saying 'Smoke Weed' to try and be funny.

That said, 11/13 of you will say 'Smoke Weed' to try and be funny but only be lame and people will tell you that.

With that said, I'm going to bed.


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Aug 3 2004 3:08AM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
1.jump
2.scream
3. Make people below do stupid stuff, or make them stop ex. You lost your pocket!
4. penis/obscene word game
C-Man
Aug 3 2004 6:12PM
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grindin101
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while in the states talk about the new iglu u built for your pet beaver.
Aug 3 2004 6:03PM
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sconnyFC
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smoke crack!



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Aug 3 2004 3:14AM
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rynmartn
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listen to my helmets flaps make music. just relax. talk to freinds. talk to random ppl. yell at ppl below you. drink stuff. do grabs. bump my skis together. nearly fall asleep. etc, etc..


yay skiing

Aug 3 2004 3:17AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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hittin on girls on the liftride is great cuz they cant get away. Bringing up snowballs and bombing gapers is also pretty fun


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Aug 3 2004 3:21AM
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poorboy
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bumpin skis together is no. one. I do it constantly
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Aug 3 2004 3:38AM
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Breheny
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number 3 is a definate. Also getting snow from ur ski's and throwin it at people. Yelliing out things like 'killer boots man!' to some 60 year old wearing a fluro 1 peice. the list goes on....



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Aug 3 2004 6:26AM
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jcm8
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pick up snowballs waitin for the lift then u and ur friend see how many people you can hit... whoever hits the most people wins

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Aug 3 2004 6:29AM
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mommy
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i do hundreds of daffys and grab true tails to stay in shape on the ride up.

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Aug 3 2004 7:28AM
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LeBlanc
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anoy the people beside you. like sing and stuff
haha good times



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Aug 3 2004 7:33AM
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LINESUCKS*
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THINK OF T-DIZZLE POOPIE HIS PANTS!

what
Aug 3 2004 7:59AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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throw shit at kids.....or dumb nasty drinks on people. i love pegging little kids in the park with ice and then they cry.....


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Aug 3 2004 8:19AM
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mommy
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^ oh really? cause i love aborting fetuses.

tinkpigers
Aug 3 2004 8:52AM
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ECSteeze
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talk jibberish to your friends and pretend its a real language....i freaked out a couple of people on the lift doin that
Aug 3 2004 9:07AM
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skier04
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Usually when it is my first run of the season I forget to lift my skis up... twice last year on the same day my skis got stuck in the snow so they had to stop the lift and give them to me, its embarrassing but funny! singing songs on the lift is fun, also singing when you go down the hill. Most times people cant hear you but if you loud enough you can see their faces turn.
Aug 3 2004 9:07AM
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triebby
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snow/ice balls all the way, soo much fun, and you can do it while skiing down or on the chair.


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Aug 3 2004 9:39AM
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west
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Yah, talking in toungues in great.




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...then fade away
Aug 3 2004 9:41AM
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pocket-rocket
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girls, and snowball one all the way.

the best is in gondola with girls
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Aug 3 2004 9:50AM
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LINESUCKS*
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watch t-dizzle poop.

what
Aug 3 2004 9:57AM
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skiierman
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5) Hit on the girl next to you.
Always enjoyable.
yeah we try to get the girl between me and another guy and we kinda move in closer and closer till shes sandwiched between us. good times.



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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 3 2004 9:57AM
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4skizzle
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at HN on the way down (no skis or boots) hang upside down.










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Aug 3 2004 10:09AM
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Phrosty
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hmmm, smokin weed on the lift is dumb, but singing loudly isn't? I hate every last one of you motherfuckers who sings on the lift, just shut the fuck up, you are ruining the ride for everyone else.


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Aug 3 2004 10:40AM
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pag
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normaly I just talk with the people next to me talking about the next run or the last run, watching people down and listening to music, talking to people that goes in the chairlift with me and starting to speak with them, and planning the night with friends

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Aug 3 2004 10:43AM
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M+M
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i listen to music



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Aug 3 2004 10:45AM
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The_Professor
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clam bake it and turn it into the ghanzala

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I'm goin back to Colorado
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Aug 3 2004 10:46AM
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SwitchPollard
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I want to make one of those 'Blind Skier: Take Caution' Vests, and hit on girls telling them that they look very pretty. Seeing what their reaction is would be priceless.
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Aug 3 2004 10:48AM
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Phrosty
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^and then just bomb down the hill screaming.


You can say anything you want if you don't mean it.
Aug 3 2004 10:54AM
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SwitchPollard
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True that Phrosty, I left out the most important part.
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Aug 3 2004 10:54AM
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mark_skis
Posts: 757 - Karma: 10
^and get your buddy to wear the 'guide' vest and he could freak some people out


Peter: What the hell did you do?
Brian: Me? Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?
Peter: I'll tell you who. Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at risk.
Aug 3 2004 11:38AM
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thejackamo
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knock the snow off my skis, grabs, listen to music, drink a water/redbull/soda, eat a granola bar/power bar/clif bar, sleep, hitting on the ladies is always a plus... i can't think of any more right now...


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Aug 3 2004 11:41AM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
launching snow balls at the chair behind you is always good fun. my liftride isnt longer than two minutes so there isnt much to do

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Aug 3 2004 11:51AM
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Phrosty
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2 minutes? damn I'm glad I don't ski at a shit hole like that.


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Aug 3 2004 11:52AM
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fulltiltrocker
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talk to new people , sometimes make up a whole new life for yourself while to talk to them







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Aug 3 2004 11:54AM
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Insomniac
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Yeah My lift ride isn't long either. I remember Randall said he snapped his poles together and tryed to touch the ground. I always try it but end up wasting a run to get my poles. I always do grabs and just talk to my friends. It's fun to scream at the people on the runs though
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Aug 3 2004 12:03PM
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thejackamo
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^like the poser boarders in the park who're acting like they're really good (in the mammoth parks, so more often than not, 90% of the boarders in the park suck)? when they finally get up and look like they're gonna hit the jump they've been looking at for 20 minutes and pass it up, i always yell 'oh you're hot shit now!'

...this lack of snow is killing me.


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Aug 3 2004 12:10PM
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404404
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We yhell shit alot at peple calling them fuckers and shuch. Snow balls are allways fun but the number one thing to do is face the sun and work on goggle tan btichs.
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Aug 3 2004 12:13PM
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P-JO
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did anyone say smoke marijuana??

because thats just stupid, jesus, smokin marijuana supports terrorists and spammers.




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Aug 3 2004 12:16PM
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Quinny
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Talking to random people is usually entertaining. I will occasionally bring a snowball for a little more fun.

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Aug 3 2004 12:34PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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Well ours is only 5-10 minutes, and we're always four friends unless we split up and are three, so we talk. Nothing else...
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Aug 3 2004 12:37PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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this one time i rode up the lift with a guy who i didnt know, he skiied down one run i skiied down another and then just by random chance we ended up on the same chair again, and then a third time. sketchy sketchy.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Aug 3 2004 5:38PM
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Krongos
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all those are good, how bout receive a blow job or make fun of joeys
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Aug 3 2004 5:38PM
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LC.
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Eat for sure. And rest up for the next run.
Aug 3 2004 5:34PM
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*rkp*
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while shaking your fist^
Aug 3 2004 3:59PM
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*rkp*
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throwing snowballs and yelling ' damn 2 planker!' at random boarders.
Aug 3 2004 3:59PM
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SteveXs2
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Ah, strapping your poles together is good, I try to hit the chairs going the other way, spitting on those other chairs is good too... i've only ever made it once and yes i know it's gross.

it's also good when you know someone's name but you don't actually know them, so you make conversation with them when they're going down the hill.


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Aug 3 2004 3:02PM
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Fr2Planker
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OK when the skiing sucks we ride the life just because its so much fun. We normally bring like 5 snowballs each and throw them at the kids on the bunny slope OR rock the lift and try to hit the pole OR hang from the lift OR JUMP OFF THE LIFT BABY
Aug 3 2004 3:05PM
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SnowCoast
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Whoa! Jumping off the lift. Damn. That's intense.
Aug 3 2004 3:09PM
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skiierman
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^ ahh we did that 'hey you dropped something!' to a marathon runner on the way back from a soccer game. sure people passed him, but at least he knows he didnt drop something...



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Aug 3 2004 8:28PM
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Stinkey_egg
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I like to DozE Off
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Aug 3 2004 8:29PM
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twix_182
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1.talk
2. talk to ppl i dont know(preferrably girls)
3. watch ppl bail, and go o my dear god
4. tell jokes
5. think which trail we'll go on
6. Listen to my friends helmt hearflaps play musac.
7. Say, 'hey what song u listening to?'
8. Do wierd stuff to make the other ppl think we're wierd
9. talk about our last run and my bails.
10.think of scenarios that'd happen if we dropped our poles on sum1.
11. say 'oooh it's warm' or 'damn it's cold.'
12. hold my friends poles for if they need to fix their gloves
13. fix my gloves
14, try to wonder why my penis hurts because it's so cold for 3 lifts up and find out that it is because my snow pants zipper is down when i get in the lodge




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Aug 3 2004 8:45PM
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