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Cool Runnings 2

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Maximumsushi
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Supposedly, Cool Runnings 2 is in the early planning period. The main idea of the film will be in the vein of the original cool runnings. The story will focus on the Jamacian Slopestyle Team debuting at Sochi in 2014.

Obviously, Jon Candy will not be returning as the coach.
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PJS.
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PLEASE HOLLYWOOD GOD LET THIS HAPPEN
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Maximumsushi
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Alex_G
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Good one dude
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Maximumsushi
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David Crichton will be playing the coach.
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Maximumsushi
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HAHAHA! Holy Fuck!
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DERS.
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starring tanner hall as tanner hall?
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Jaggy_Snake
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Inspired Media to provide OST?
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WVskiing
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the original bob sled time used to work for my dad in connecticut. they got grants from the goverment to work here and the were doing dumb truck work for my dad with O&G
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The_Beekeeper
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I lost.
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_DUSTY_
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haha thats so epic.
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C.L
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dude are you kidding me? What about when they see phil casabon and henrik and all the other retards that basically take the piss out of their culture. theyl be like "EEY MAN, WE GOTS MORE TO DO WIF FREESKIING DAN WE ONCE THOUGHT" -no there is just some real dumb asses involved in freeskiing mr jamaica
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Tucker*
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fighting words.
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baethoven
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stoked, but no John Candy makes my heart strings hurt.
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-KYLE-
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getting a front row seat for this thread!
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snowswinger
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uhhhhhhh REPOST?

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Njens.
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yes
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snowbombz
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so out of curiosity, how will they train?

i know in the first movie they used go carts, but they cant use grass skis (rails), and roller blading will is not a very good sub, soooooooooooooooooooooo?
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Maximumsushi
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Holy shit, great minds or something.
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the.nile
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to train they could ride some old ass rossi 205's on some soapy turf
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rankstank
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"Im not smokin, I'm FREEEZIN"
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PagesHouse
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YES!!!!
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Literature
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Oh this is happy.
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emilyiscool
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i want to see this :P
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AwR
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wait...why?
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.MASSHOLE.
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Sarcasm I hope. He is dead.
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AwR
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casual
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You know the name of an animal collective side project from 3-4 years ago, but don't know john candy died? You're doing it wrong,bro.
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Elmo.
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i say tanner gets the lead. he already talks like a jamaican...... kinda
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AwR
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Ha ha, of course I knew Uncle Buck died I just thought I would try to troll a little cause I was bored...and I love that picture of Darth Vader....

Oh and Person Pitch was not anywhere near an animal collective side project. Panda Bear aka Noah Lennox, who released Person Pitch, was releasing music way before Animal Collective was sitting on bar floors wearing masks screaming at each other. Panda Bear came around 1998 (13 years ago) whilst AC started round 1999 even though those four were friends long before, bro.
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rach
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this thread is wonderful
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casual
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Person pitch never sees the light of day if not because of the success of animal collective, period. When you're a struggling solo musician in a successful band and you put a solo record out that people only give a shit about because of the band you're in, it's officially a side project. Thanks for the history lesson though, I totally didn't know who or what a panda bear is or Noah lennox, right?
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AwR
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:) message sent as to not thread jack and take away from mine and NS hope for T-Hall to make his hollywood debut! Plus I'd rather see Brad Holmes for Tanner's Coach.
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chuck_testa
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coach.... I can't put my helmet on.

also tanner would probably shove an egg in his pants and call it lucky.
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Maximumsushi
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How do you segue from Jon Candy to Panda Bear in a thread about a Jamaican slopestyle team?

Bros is a fucking sweet song and will be featured in the movie.
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thewhiteprophet
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this thread is jokes
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ktd619
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Sanka, ya dead mon?


































Jah mon.
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.AR6rider.
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Feel JAH rhythm, feel JAH rhyme, Tanner taught us to ski, it's OLYMPICS TIME! Goooo team Jamaica!
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Maximumsushi
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I can't fucking wait for this movie to come out.
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RICK_ROSS
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im literally dying.

wanna kiss my egg?
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ikindalikeskiing
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did not read. but super stoked for the movie!!!
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AwR
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Wait why?
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-emile-
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Some people say they know they cant believe,
jamaica we have a slopestyle team
we have the one tanner,
that's pretty much it

the whitest of the whitest of american skiers,
go to olymipcs,
fight for jamaica
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midwestpowhunter
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maybe eheath could be the washed up cheater coach
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Kretzschmar
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haha this would be epic!

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so_gangk
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i lost, k+ to you my friend
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MaddiesPooHole
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It would be funny to see skiers at the Olympics who could legitimately dress like they are black.
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JsNeagle
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Wow your mind works in a fucked up way
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.zobel.
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We have da steezest of da steezest of jamacian jibbers...
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VD.
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+k to you sir
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.zobel.
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Agreed
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