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To fuck or not to fuck?

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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
So this girl that lives about 30 mins away hit me up wanting to hook up tonight. She's a 10/10 easy and completely down to fuck. So of course I was down and told her this. Being such a smart individual I decided to jack off beforehand to make myself last longer.

Now I'm suffering from some mad PMLS (Post masturbation laziness syndrom) and my priorities have gone from boning the shit out of this broad to eating cheetos and playing xbox.. how can I get motivated for this shit?

Also, my gamertag is ElLEEN D0VER for anyone who wants to play xbox and eat cheetos.

This is her. She's obviously the one in the pink dress
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Jul 17 2011 9:59PM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
I'll take the one on the far right for you
Jul 18 2011 1:31AM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
She looks like a solid 7.
Jul 18 2011 1:33AM
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IrishShredder
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
screw xbox, tap that!
Jul 18 2011 1:41AM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
well she isnt a 10/10
Jul 18 2011 1:55AM
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APAUK
Posts: 95 - Karma: 125

    i like the big one...

Jul 18 2011 2:05AM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
now she is def a 10/10
Jul 18 2011 2:06AM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
She didn't fucking put out! Fuck all you haters my Xbox would never have given me blue balls this bad
Jul 18 2011 2:10AM
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yupp
Posts: 82 - Karma: 46
what the fuck happened
Jul 18 2011 2:11AM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
I brought the movies, turned on my swag and macked the shit out of her and what do I get in return? a good half hour over the shorts dick rub. Anyone want to play skate 3?
Jul 18 2011 2:18AM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
i know that bitch



im telling
Jul 18 2011 2:19AM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
hahahah
Jul 18 2011 2:22AM
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whitechocolate
Posts: 582 - Karma: 260
shoulda just taken off your pants.. she'll understand what to do
Jul 18 2011 2:29AM
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the~muffin~man
Posts: 364 - Karma: 76
the sexbox will always put out thats why i never doubt it when i have to make important choices
Jul 18 2011 2:41AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
If it makes you feel better I bet Gandhi didn't get laid either
Jul 18 2011 3:23AM
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Deluge
Posts: 4398 - Karma: 767
this.
Jul 18 2011 9:34AM
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little1337
Posts: 8161 - Karma: 45,806
i dont know about her. But the chick next to her has a nice ass

Jul 18 2011 11:13AM
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Huckley
Posts: 133 - Karma: 11
go steal a cialis from your dad and just punish that bitty city 7" ..."
id give her a 8.5 country"
Jul 18 2011 11:28AM
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O.G.Surachai
Posts: 334 - Karma: 84
You made it sound like you had that shit in the bag, not our fault she didn't put out...sounds like you might be able to work it for the future though. Sometimes you gotta invest a little time to get anything
Jul 18 2011 11:30AM
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Huckley
Posts: 133 - Karma: 11
ghandi was married with kids at age 13!
Jul 18 2011 11:31AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
Doesn't mean he got laid. Havn't you heard about the VIRGIN MARRY! Jeeeeeez


;)
Jul 18 2011 12:37PM
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562056961108
Posts: 0 - Karma: 575
What are you, new?! Hit that shit homie! Get it done! Blowjob at least, nobody gets preggers from those.
Jul 18 2011 2:29PM
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Ryley*
Posts: 300 - Karma: 50
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Jul 18 2011 2:42PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
solid 7
Jul 18 2011 2:43PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 6,662
Bust in her place with a raging boner.

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do it you won't.
Jul 18 2011 2:44PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
I fucked her a month ago when I was drunk and she was sober.. I just assumed she would put out when we were both sober after somethin like that. I'm tempted to send her this thread just to show her that she was almost outclassed by my xbox
Jul 18 2011 5:35PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
hahahahahahahah you are my hero, man
Jul 18 2011 5:43PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
seriously...with all the "trolling" lately you'd think this would be deleted
Jul 18 2011 5:47PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
id hit it

......the first one obviously
Jul 18 2011 5:52PM
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O.G.Surachai
Posts: 334 - Karma: 84
Well in that case fuck her. Next time she texts you send her back a picture of your xbox and say you found someone who will put out every time.
Jul 18 2011 6:13PM
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lukemeahan.
Posts: 1689 - Karma: 330
Do it...
Jul 18 2011 6:15PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
listen, this thread is a ridiculous waste of time. at least post more pictures of the girl.
Jul 18 2011 6:27PM
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blah..
Posts: 534 - Karma: 13
solid 7 thread re-creation.. fail..
Jul 18 2011 6:30PM
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Owl
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 22
hahahahahahaha I know her and I thank you very much for sharing this
Jul 19 2011 12:29AM
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WillStart
Posts: 3955 - Karma: 3,192
Oh shit we've got a claim thread.



for future reference, try to hide your claiming a little more, this one was obvious from the moment i read the thread title.
Jul 19 2011 12:31AM
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Park_Ranger
Posts: 3825 - Karma: 8,634
man your crazy. if that girl told me she was down id be running through that pussy at usain bolt speed
Jul 19 2011 12:37AM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
next time dont get lazy because you wacked off, dont wack off just bring 2-4 condoms
Jul 19 2011 1:26AM
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jillytea
Posts: 89 - Karma: 55
^^
poor decision, my friend
Jul 19 2011 1:34AM
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dylansiggers
Posts: 1661 - Karma: 5,841
No your just an idiot, and spoiled. go fuck that bitch jesus christ man.
Jul 19 2011 1:37AM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
this reminds me of solid seven thread...
Jul 19 2011 1:46AM
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meth_man
Posts: 530 - Karma: 1,508
cool story bro




btw what kind of cheetos are they? they better not be those broke ass puffy ones.
Jul 19 2011 1:51AM
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541
Posts: 506 - Karma: 45
that.
Jul 19 2011 3:38AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
I might or might not have just used those pictures to get off
Aug 10 2011 3:56PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Nope, you're straight...  You're just a fucking idiot. 
Aug 10 2011 4:11PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
if your really questioning this there is something wrong.
Aug 10 2011 4:22PM
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AngusM
Posts: 696 - Karma: 148
Very wise words.

Aug 10 2011 4:23PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
Yea okay lets bump this 3 week old thread guys.

Also, to whoever showed her this thread, I don't know if I hate you or you're my hero.. but the text message asking me why I was having discussions about her on the internet was awkward as fuck
Aug 10 2011 4:27PM
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binturong-qwerty
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 146
i heard thats how nipples vot a girl pregnant
Aug 10 2011 4:29PM
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arandomname
Posts: 1989 - Karma: 18

That's fucking hilarious.  Might've been Owl... he said he knows her.

Post said conversation.

Aug 10 2011 4:40PM
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sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161
Ahahaha shit happens, you should post the text conversation about that
Aug 10 2011 5:23PM
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