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Henrik Harlaut: the mystery explained

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cultrara
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After scanning and analyzing several pictures taken of edollo using an ionizing crossfield lens, researchers discovered a  tumor-like mass that explains the skiers stance which is described as "utterly retarded"


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doctors have stated that the mass is non-fatal and some how does not affect harlauts performance
Jul 14 2011 5:28PM
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cultrara
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bday bump
Aug 14 2011 8:03PM
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darsh.
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 he found the pics that were hidden on the level 1 sight!!!!!11!!ONE!!1!
Aug 14 2011 8:14PM
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brewbabyy
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hunch back steeze
Aug 14 2011 9:18PM
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myllucas
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Aug 14 2011 10:32PM
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Mr.DarthVader
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why are his legs so short?
Aug 14 2011 11:26PM
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anashyo
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im convinced his legs arent THAT short. that bump is clearly his ass so thats where his legs start..
Aug 15 2011 12:55PM
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notspoicey
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Mar 5 2014 6:01PM
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Heart
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It's a genetic modification that allows him to do butter into every trick he does
Mar 5 2014 7:09PM
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caderobinson
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hahhahha
Mar 5 2014 8:02PM
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Z-Juice
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It would appear that the tumor has moved down to his ass

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Mar 5 2014 11:22PM
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Matt5838
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He's the long lost hunchback
Mar 6 2014 1:15PM
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skibumb2929
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everything about this is retarted even this post
Mar 6 2014 10:41PM
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