Am I the Oldest Virgin on NS?

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Wannabe

well I figure that when the time does come I will be able to last long and I now know what it feels like to engage in sexual acts.

Jul 14 2011 5:40PM

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JakeAssBeatClap

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You're puttin the pussy on a pedestal man.

You can't put the pussy on a pedestal.

Jul 14 2011 5:40PM

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RubberSoul

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Crazy Fool

in that case just find a wingman (doesnt really need to be a close friend or anything if that's a problem, wingmen don't even need to know you really) and just go out to bars and clubs or whatever and pound drinks, have a good time, and chat people up. wouldnt hurt if your wingman is an extrovert to balance you out and get you in the mix. don't worry too much about failed advances etc (not saying be a sexist douche or anything, be respectful obviously) and just keep planting seeds, all you need to do is get a fun time going with a girl and kissing stems naturally/easily from that, and sex stems naturally from that

seriously we all know that unless youre on top of your game that night, being alone at a club or bar without a wingman can be tough. just find some dude(s), any dude(s), to come crush drinks and have fun on the town and wingman

Jul 14 2011 5:41PM

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Blurst

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Dude listen to the guy above me, he has some good advice.

Jul 14 2011 5:42PM

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awelton

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Pro

i had sex and my penis fell off

.. don't do it

Jul 14 2011 5:44PM

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k-fred

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just drink a dozen of beer and you wont be shy with girl

Jul 14 2011 5:47PM

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Bodhisattva_

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Jul 14 2011 5:58PM

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Ftacnik

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Insane

Have you ever kissed a girl?

Jul 14 2011 6:06PM

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D-Roche74

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Loner

If you yell at them like that i dont think you will ever loose it.

Jul 14 2011 6:08PM

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Bodhisattva_

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That virginity, it's wild when you loose it...

Jul 14 2011 6:13PM

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AWALLRUS.

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IT GETS THEIR ATTENTION

Jul 14 2011 6:19PM

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PeterNorth

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Insane

plow something man

Jul 14 2011 6:26PM

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MatRich

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I think we should invite him to ladies men, he had the balls to open up about that.

Jul 14 2011 6:33PM

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cwillygood

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i am also interested in why this would help hahaha

Jul 14 2011 6:34PM

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skithebert

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watch this

Jul 14 2011 6:34PM

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I_Am_Mod

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Crazy Fool

endurance training maybe ?

the same way like in training for a triathlon .....

Jul 14 2011 6:36PM

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.Capn.

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Insane

Just give it like 2 years and not getting hoes will be the new cool thing

Jul 14 2011 6:37PM

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T.DUB

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Loner

if your not that attractive just date a solid 7

Jul 14 2011 6:50PM

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Panda_with_Guns

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listen to this guy, he is a porn star, and porn stars know sex.

Jul 14 2011 6:56PM

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geet

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wait until youre 40. then dress up like steve carell.

for teh lulz..and science

Jul 14 2011 7:00PM

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littlejwigs

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Ridiculous

exactly what i was thinking. you think they have supper powers but their no different than us!

Jul 14 2011 7:06PM

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technique.

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Insane

you could be subconsciously waiting. some people only wanna have sex with someone they love. that doesn't need to be marriage. but that could be your case.

Jul 14 2011 7:16PM

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ZachMccarthy

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man just get some self confidence and go for it the worth thatl happen is youll get slapped when you try to take her to the bed

BTW your really missing out when i was 12 i hap my first blowjob and i thought i was the man and then i lost it and it was amazing

Jul 14 2011 7:24PM

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chuck_testa

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Jul 14 2011 7:27PM

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BMB

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legit

Jul 14 2011 7:43PM

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CAPITA-DEVOURS

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your not going to last that long unless your doing those contraction things when you climax. if you hold it in when you climax everytime, eventually you will be able to go again after that.

Jul 14 2011 7:51PM

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[hamnuts]

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Hahahahaha I lol'd

Jul 14 2011 7:52PM

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ct_steeze

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threads

Jul 14 2011 7:59PM

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bakedpow

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Really the best way to score with the ladies is to just text them and ask if they "Wanna Fuck" this always gets them down for the nasty...

Jul 14 2011 7:59PM

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straightlining

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Loner

easy just follow this advice:

Jul 14 2011 8:23PM

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Raz.

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Jul 14 2011 8:38PM

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BieberHole69

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Insane

hahahaha sorry but I lost it after reading this. Not exactly how it works. My advice would be to just stop caring. It's like another form of confidence, but different in a way. Good luck on your quest though.

Jul 14 2011 8:38PM

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MADDECENT

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You're misinformed. Women most definitely have supper powers.

Jul 14 2011 8:53PM

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Raz.

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i see what happenned there

Jul 14 2011 9:17PM

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[~_~]

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yes.

Jul 14 2011 9:59PM

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Shewlur...

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HMMMMMMM

Jul 14 2011 10:16PM

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Inline.

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please thread, live

Jul 14 2011 10:20PM

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802Valley

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Ridiculous

no one really cares
but really nigga u gotta get on that ASAP

Jul 14 2011 10:21PM

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Flying~Squirrel

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who is the youngest non-virgin on NS?

Jul 14 2011 10:30PM

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Jaymon

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I lost mine when i was 13 and honestly I wish I had waited until i had someone special to remember it by. Instead it was at my grade 9 graduation and my first time getting hammered and the night was not oe to feel proud of after the fact.

just remember that sometimes what seems like a hindrance can be a great blessing.

Jul 14 2011 10:37PM

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