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Simon Dumont :)

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Chief.Queef
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inb4 hate. but my friend who is extremely wealthy (his dad, Bob Reynolds, was ceo of Fidelity Investments and is now the ceo of Putnam Investments) gets to have Simon Dumont stay at his house on Nantucket this weekend. Thats because his dad is on the board or CEO of the US ski/snowboard team. So anyone thats on ack or something and think they see him it truely is and the kid with him is my freind. How lucky is that kid?
Jul 14 2011 11:22AM
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Blurst
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Dumont is just another guy. He may be a pro but that does not make him immediately awesome to hangout with.
Jul 14 2011 11:23AM
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Midwestoverdose
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He kinda is, at momentum he hung out in my room with bibby and rory bushfield.
Jul 14 2011 11:24AM
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Chief.Queef
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I know that it doesnt make him awesome. Its just pretty chill that hes living with my friend for a weekend and maybe itll give some clarity and what kind of guy he is off the slopes and living with you for 72 hours
Jul 14 2011 11:26AM
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Style+eeze
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That kinda sucks... Simon is a douchebag.
Jul 14 2011 11:26AM
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TheClap.
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Ive had pro and am skiers passed out at my house many of times
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Jul 14 2011 11:27AM
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Blurst
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Well then OPs friend is lucky. How old is your friend?
Jul 14 2011 11:27AM
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Chief.Queef
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15 almost 16. He snowboards more then he skis but me and all my friends ski so hes involved more in the skiing culture
Jul 14 2011 11:28AM
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PJS.
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My quting isnt working, sooo quotingTheClap: I wonder if wallisch worries about getting roofied by a 12 yr old park rat?
Jul 14 2011 11:31AM
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TheClap.
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iv'e seen wallish get punched in the face
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Jul 14 2011 11:40AM
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paulmay
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hahaha thats awesome... where and why did that happen?

STORY IS NEEDED
Jul 14 2011 11:46AM
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Huckley
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this one time at band camp...
Jul 14 2011 12:07PM
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Rhys.Peice
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tell your friend to buy simon a booster seat

Jul 14 2011 12:15PM
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.RYAN66
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very good

Jul 14 2011 12:26PM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
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This.

Come to the U of U and you will see/hang out with pros daily. They are just extremely talented athletes but still people nonetheless.
Jul 14 2011 12:29PM
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snowswinger
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haha!   I remember meeting my first pro. very exciting stuff!  but then u realize that they are just regular ppl who are really really ridiculously good at skiing.
Jul 14 2011 12:38PM
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Chief.Queef
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yea ive meant plenty of pros but id be even more stoked to have one stay with me for a couple days
Jul 14 2011 12:42PM
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Shredability
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+k for making me laugh
Jul 14 2011 12:45PM
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Jonny7
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story time
Jul 14 2011 1:04PM
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TheHuggyBear
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My friend saw torstein in a las vegas coffee shop, thought that was a neat story
Jul 14 2011 1:09PM
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RudyGarmisch
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I got you beat, one time I was skiing, and then I saw Tanner Hall... and HE WAS SKIING TOO! NO WAI, RITE?
Jul 14 2011 1:15PM
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I.B
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Dumonts a douche.

Coolest proskier i've met to hang out with was Colby West, and Ranner Rainville


Coolest pro snowboarder i've met, was Torstien Horgmo, haha we met him at kings beach on a bike ride, he was chillin outside sitting in a lawn chair. We talked for like 40 mintues and he showed us his house and he boats and stuff.
Jul 14 2011 1:18PM
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TheHuggyBear
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lol its like no one meets him on the mountain just in random places
Jul 14 2011 1:27PM
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GBS
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Simon is so cool, he is so tiny and cute!
Jul 14 2011 1:28PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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I feel like Colby James West (said in his announcer voice) would be the most fun to hang with. He seems like hes a riot
Jul 14 2011 2:14PM
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yeahno
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lololololololololololololololol
Jul 14 2011 2:15PM
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Scott0_robot0
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im just going to add to this thread "i hang out with pros alll the time no biggie, just remember they are people to man yea i know pros"
Jul 14 2011 2:23PM
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.squirrely.
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did he afterbang?
Jul 14 2011 2:47PM
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eheath
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pro skiers are the same as you and me, stop putting them on a pedestal like you're meeting jesus.
Jul 14 2011 2:50PM
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ktd619
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One of my good friends went to highschool with him. He describes simon as "the Epiphany of Douchebags."
Jul 14 2011 2:58PM
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ripcity
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hah so if a douche had an epiphany it would be Simon. somehow that almost makes sense
Jul 14 2011 3:10PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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epitome?
Jul 14 2011 3:15PM
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eheath
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lol @ 14 yr old
Jul 14 2011 3:18PM
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SirFryanator
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people are people are people are people
Jul 14 2011 3:21PM
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yeahno
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simon dumont cant afterbang, he sucks cock
Jul 14 2011 3:30PM
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skichicky3
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I've got you beat, I went to Tom Wallisch's house on my birthday. Coolstorybro.jpg
Jul 14 2011 4:14PM
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ktd619
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fuck you spell check.
Jul 14 2011 4:18PM
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Davy.Crockett
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story time
Jul 14 2011 4:30PM
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PowFun
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Michael Jackson got punched once, I think it was because of his sick style, people just couldn't take it. Wallisch probably got punched because he's a smooth criminal... Wait, what?
Jul 14 2011 6:00PM
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CAPSLOCK*
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wow
Jul 14 2011 7:44PM
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Inline.
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exactly
Jul 14 2011 10:09PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Extra points if he sang happy birthday to you.
Jul 14 2011 10:30PM
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skichicky3
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Dammit he didn't even know it was my birthday
Jul 14 2011 11:30PM
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thesheik
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i'm pretty sure there's more to life than just being really really ridiculously good at skiing. and i plan to find out what that is.
Jul 14 2011 11:38PM
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rach
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oh boy sleepovers !!
Jul 14 2011 11:51PM
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207
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Simon's kinda a dick, I've had all bad experiences with him, and I've talked with him for 20+ minutes like 6 different times. I do give him props for bringing the Dumont Cup to Sunday River. There are so many legends around sunday river about Dumont pulling guns on friends etc.
Jul 15 2011 12:05AM
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ewanouSKI
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simon was a dick to me yo! at his own cup at his own home town he was still a dick to the kids that look up to him most. it was a let down man
Jul 15 2011 12:09AM
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Chompo.
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simon is a super nice dude... I dont get why everyone thinks he is a douche, he just hates not winning.
Jul 15 2011 12:48AM
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sagesnow
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lolwut
Jul 15 2011 12:58AM
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paulmay
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that is not completly true, ive met tanner hall and clearly he is not the same as you and me...

first of he is jamaican...
second, HE ONLY WRITES IN CAPS LOCK


AND THE LIST CONTINUES
Jul 15 2011 1:30AM
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whoa-dere
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rumor has it that he has a puckered anus.
Jul 15 2011 8:50AM
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