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Why the fuck is jerky so expensive?

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AWALLRUS.
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i serously feel im gettin jewed by pecos bill.
6.99 for a bag of teryaki? bull shit it probably costs like 3$ to make
Jul 13 2011 10:46AM
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J.D.
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More like 60 cents... I still eat it every day though.
Jul 13 2011 10:47AM
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.Blake.
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Peppered, bro
Jul 13 2011 10:48AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Time consuming to make it makes for a higher price. When we get deer butchered jerky is about the most expensive thing you can get made out of it.

Build a smoker and make you're own if you're so worried about the price. That way you can smoke fish too.
Jul 13 2011 10:49AM
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TechnoPotamus
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it's costly to make man.

you have to get the meat, butcher it, smoke it, and then jerk the shit out of it for hours until it gets the right texture. why do you think they call it jerky?

it costs a lot to have burly old dudes sit around and jerk the meat for hours until it's ready for consumption, everybody knows that
Jul 13 2011 10:58AM
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AWALLRUS.
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well why dont they just hire koreans to do it
Jul 13 2011 11:00AM
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TechnoPotamus
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they do, that's called teriyaki jerky
Jul 13 2011 11:00AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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ahhhh that makes total sense, must explain why the jerk chicken is so expensive too.
Jul 13 2011 11:01AM
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AWALLRUS.
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i think i'd like to become a meat jerker
Jul 13 2011 11:02AM
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TechnoPotamus
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you've already made my sig once, but that's a potential for twice
Jul 13 2011 11:07AM
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colder152000
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i enjoy a nice meat jerk every now and then
Jul 13 2011 11:07AM
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TechnoPotamus
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it's a tough job but somebody's gotta do it!
Jul 13 2011 11:08AM
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Petey.
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omg tee hee
Jul 13 2011 11:15AM
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[creative]
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hahahah!! 3 minutes of laughing followed me seeing this
Jul 13 2011 11:17AM
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Dylan_
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i jerk my own meat.
Jul 13 2011 11:22AM
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snowflexzone
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bahahahahahhahahahaha
Jul 13 2011 11:29AM
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RubberSoul
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you don't make your own? pussy
Jul 13 2011 2:31PM
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Talacious[Tally]
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homemade beef jerky is amazing!
Jul 13 2011 2:34PM
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-Mugatu
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Were men, that means a few things; We shit with the door open, we go on river boat gambling trips, make our own beef jerky.
Jul 13 2011 2:36PM
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Junkiez
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MEAT IS EXPENSIVE, prices to feed the animals is going up, so is the products they make.
Jul 13 2011 2:36PM
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RubberSoul
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we talk about pussy
Jul 13 2011 2:42PM
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SteezBoss69
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bump.... the overpriced jerky problem needs to be solved.
Jul 15 2011 2:21PM
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disastertourism
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http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Beef-Jerky
Jul 15 2011 2:28PM
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JIBpsy^^
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Oberto is just a huge troll. Not only is he raising your blood pressure with his product he is draining your wallet.
Jul 15 2011 2:29PM
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iFlip
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If you ever make it to Africa, make sure to buy massive amounts of Biltong. It is like jerky, but so much better. Sadly it cannot be brought back to the states. I definitely supported the local economy a bit with my biltong habit while there.
Jul 15 2011 2:34PM
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JIBpsy^^
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http://www.biltongusa.com/


your welcome

Jul 15 2011 2:41PM
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PKchu
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cause its not made in china like everything else that's cheap as fuck
Jul 15 2011 3:34PM
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JustDidIt
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dale, i don't think we've ever done any of those things
Jul 15 2011 3:37PM
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@skiinmitch
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i get that shit free through my girlfriends dad
Jul 15 2011 4:00PM
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EastCoast.
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hah nice
Jul 15 2011 5:49PM
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dex.
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last weekend me and my dad jerked meat all day. we jerked with soy sauce, vinegar and liquid smoke. he said my meat was a little flakey so he jerked it for me the next round and it came out waaay better. i think everybody should only have their meat jerked by an experienced jerker
Jul 15 2011 5:56PM
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T.MARTIN
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That's japanese and racist..
Jul 15 2011 5:58PM
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TyNuss31
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the fucking labor put into making it. might as well just dip its cheaper!!
Jul 15 2011 6:05PM
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[hamnuts]
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vegetariansim is the way to go
Jul 15 2011 6:07PM
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Davy.Crockett
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this. real men jerk their own meat
Jul 15 2011 6:09PM
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dex.
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chew instead of eat jerky? que
Jul 15 2011 6:10PM
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Troy.
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Sig'd
Jul 15 2011 6:11PM
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a.wall
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hah.
Jul 15 2011 6:24PM
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Heart
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apparently two pounds of beef and lots of jerking only makes 12oz of meat...
Jul 15 2011 6:35PM
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Stan_Darsh
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haha i've always wondered this. its tasty as fuck though so i always cave anyways
Jul 15 2011 6:41PM
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TechnoPotamus
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i'm aware teriyaki is japanese, but i had to make the joke given what i had.
Jul 15 2011 6:56PM
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yeahno
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this thrad made me hungry for beef jerky. fuck you
Jul 15 2011 6:59PM
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