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Please Adhere to the Washington Ski Tourism Code of Conduct

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Scott29~
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That means you be sure to tell everyone Washington sucks and all it does is rain when you venture into the great wastes of the ski and non ski gabbers~

We're the only fuckin state without a tourism department (http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/12/us/12tourism.html?_r=1&ref=todayspaper). The message is stay the fuck out our state sucks. In fact we suck worse than south dakota and missouri and shit. So NS policy has become state policy. Adhere to it motherfuckers~
Jul 13 2011 4:10AM
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cobra_commander
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I love you.
Oct 25 2011 12:32PM
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Mama.
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Baaaawwwwwwwwwww
Oct 25 2011 1:32PM
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Casey
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Yeah if you look carefully there's an asterix in the ads that say actual snow may in fact be water, and actual blue sky may in fact be rainy white out.

Oct 26 2011 12:08AM
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bakedpow
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Lol.
Oct 26 2011 12:20AM
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3000
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this thread made my evening
Oct 26 2011 10:48PM
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Blake.P
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/654905/
Jamie_Baril$

"there is nothing better than alpental on a day where your feet drag along the snow while on the chairlift"

this seems to be a problem. aplental never gets anything but rain, so how would it happen that you can drag your feet in the snow?

we need some people to get in here and clear things up

Nov 7 2011 9:03PM
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howlongcanausern
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also, A_Thomas$$ is being a huge dick.

you think rain is a joke?? we're not laughing.

supr srs bznss in here

Nov 7 2011 10:07PM
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Jamie_Baril
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i will say what i want when i want

Nov 8 2011 1:54AM
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GANDALF
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fuckin nope!
Nov 8 2011 1:59AM
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family_vacation
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just because you moved out and go to college now does not mean you can violate the Washington Ski Tourism Code of Conduct. It is absolute law.
Nov 8 2011 2:11AM
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Casey
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You have the right to remain cynical about alleged, "snow" conditions in the state of washington. Be advised that anything you say in thread can and will be held against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney to represent your negative views of alleged, "skiing" in the state of washington. If you cannot afford an attorney there are 11 million people in Washington that can properly represent this for you. Do you understand these rights and have they been read to you?
Nov 8 2011 2:46AM
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Jamie_Baril
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who the hell said i moved out hahaha
Nov 8 2011 4:43AM
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openmindportrait
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/654905/

Too many violations for one thread
Nov 8 2011 5:56PM
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Scott29~
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Swear to god im going to take these kids out to the bottom of tunnel creek then steal their skis and make them walk the traverse back~
Nov 8 2011 8:03PM
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family_vacation
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*just because you are planning on moving out
Nov 8 2011 9:58PM
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cobra_commander
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Nice of you to let them get to the bottom first...
Nov 8 2011 10:26PM
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Scott29~
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Don't want them walking back to the resort~
Nov 8 2011 10:27PM
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cobra_commander
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Thats why you break their legs first.
Nov 8 2011 10:35PM
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Literature
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/655178/

Dear WA,

Thank you for crushing this thread mercilessly. We're getting really good at this.

Love,

David
Nov 8 2011 10:38PM
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openmindportrait
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I do believe we need to cite RuggyRo for a clear disregard for the Washington Ski Tourism Code of Conduct. He stated in the thread:

"its fucking awesome here. good choice with crystal, the backcountry is the best up thurr."
Nov 8 2011 11:11PM
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RossB
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Typical Skiing in Washington...
Click for larger image
Nov 8 2011 11:13PM
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cobra_commander
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lies....

its not raining in that photo!
Nov 9 2011 1:12AM
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p-fo
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Oh god we are killing it SO hard right now.
Nov 9 2011 1:18AM
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RossB
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Sorry, the sun was photoshopped in... Wishful thinking on my part.
Nov 9 2011 1:34PM
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DBAKE
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Nimbus should be punished for there witchcraft, telling the world lies.

Nov 9 2011 7:47PM
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p-fo
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Citing member: "j.bird" for a contempt of code in the event currently in progress in ski gabber.

People really need to look in regionals more often. It is quite sad.
Nov 9 2011 10:22PM
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Scott29~
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I'd just ignore him. If Jberg and NBCskier had a baby it would create the most annoying wigger trash creature ever to walk the earth. Probably a juggalo or something~
Nov 9 2011 10:49PM
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Ian.D
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I don't see the logic when people go on and on about rain in washington when tourists are the ones that keep ski resorts afloat
Nov 10 2011 2:42AM
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Scott29~
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Right because there are so many NS tourists who would come out to washington. Tourists do not keep washington ski hills open. Dont call them resorts, we dont have any resorts for as hard as crystal tries~
Nov 10 2011 3:16AM
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RossB
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This. Take snocompton for example. They make enough money from season passes alone for their operations.
Nov 10 2011 5:18PM
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GANDALF
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GO BACK TO JERSEY
Nov 10 2011 5:30PM
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Ian.D
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I'm going home for thanksgiving. Then i'll be back for the rest of the winter so fuck all yall
Nov 10 2011 5:47PM
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Mama.
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FOEK YEW
Nov 10 2011 7:09PM
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Literature
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Tourists don't frequent NS.

And when people from NS travel, they clip tickets, get hookups, sneak past security, bring their own dirtbag food, and sleep on the floor with three other people they met randomly on the internet. I'd wager that the net economic impact of NSers on ski areas and resorts is probably negative.

So really, we're not losing anything but the people who don't know enough not to believe us. And serioudly, look at this ragtag group. It takes about five seconds of honest scrutiny to determine that we're all full of shit.
Nov 11 2011 2:38AM
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Mama.
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*seriously? :)
Nov 11 2011 11:39AM
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TheDude
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im glad the warm rains of summer have turned to the cold enough to suck major foreskin but not cold enough to snow condition's were used too. man Washington is one big cock slobber
Nov 16 2011 5:49PM
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bakedpow
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http://unofficialnetworks.com/100-inches-forecasted-mt-baker-wa-3-days-54025/

Come on son!
Nov 20 2011 11:09PM
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vandersteeze
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Um you are doing it wrong
Nov 20 2011 11:17PM
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bakedpow
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This was posted on facbook by klint.
Nov 20 2011 11:25PM
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vandersteeze
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Ohh. They are doing it wrong
Nov 20 2011 11:35PM
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GANDALF
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hahahahaha if only baker was at 7800 feet and actually ON baker....

Nov 21 2011 10:28PM
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bakedpow
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lol this. hey i tried to tell em how it is.
Nov 22 2011 12:49AM
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beermuscles
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i support this thread. hilarious.
Nov 22 2011 11:17AM
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TheDude
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/658277/ Smuggs is in blatant disregard for our code, and i suggest immediate exorcism and anal probing
Nov 22 2011 6:33PM
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Sklar
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jerks
Nov 29 2011 7:38PM
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Mama.
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jealous.
Nov 29 2011 7:46PM
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andreweckels
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when everybody repeats the same joke and makes ridiculous claims that it only rains it makes it pretty damn obvious that we got goods here that were trying to keep to ourselves.

If you actually want to keep people away making WA sound mediocre will be a lot more effective then repeating the same slogan that everybody knows isn't true.

Nov 30 2011 8:06PM
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bakedpow
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They seem to be catching on... they're smarter than we thought!

But that just means we must think of new and ingenious ways to make sure they stay out of our damn state.
Nov 30 2011 9:57PM
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Scott29~
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Have you not noticed how many people think we are serious? Trust me, less people catch on than you would hope/expect~
Nov 30 2011 10:19PM
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vandersteeze
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RED ALERT RED ALERT

Unofficial Networks has officially created an Unofficial Mt. Baker page.

http://unofficialnetworks.com/category/locations/mt-baker/
Dec 2 2011 1:15AM
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