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boozer
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Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a doughnut
Jul 12 2011 10:11PM
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-benedetto
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ABalls^is the worst day


Legs are fun because of the constant progression. You learn to love squats and leg press.

Side note: view from my hike today



West Point below and New York City in the distance.
May 5 2014 7:58PM
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Chubz.
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-benedettoLegs are fun because of the constant progression. You learn to love squats and leg press.

Side note: view from my hike today



West Point below and New York City in the distance.


Very cool view
May 5 2014 8:16PM
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.AR6rider.
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.AR6rider.Put an offer in on a house yesterday...shit.


Welp, the offer has been accepted. Guess I'm a grown up now.
May 5 2014 8:35PM
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*TURBONERD*
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.AR6rider.Welp, the offer has been accepted. Guess I'm a grown up now.


Something tells me you'll still continue to shit on kids in NSG anyway. Congrats, though.
May 5 2014 8:39PM
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GayWolf420
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idk why but i always get the gallon jugs of hawaiian punch whenever i go grocery shopping with my parents. shits bomb as fuck to drink.
May 5 2014 8:42PM
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.Hugo.
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DeebieSkeebiesidk why but i always get the gallon jugs of hawaiian punch whenever i go grocery shopping with my parents. shits bomb as fuck to drink.


I get that or a big jug of crangrape. Love that shit
May 5 2014 8:52PM
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broto
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*CUMMINGS*Something tells me you'll still continue to shit on kids in NSG anyway. Congrats, though.


isn't that the true test of ones manhood anways?
May 5 2014 9:39PM
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ModMommy
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i'm gonna keep cutting my hair shorter until I look like a Canadian lesbian.
May 5 2014 11:09PM
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milk_man
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.AR6rider.Welp, the offer has been accepted. Guess I'm a grown up now.


Congrats man! Thats a really big step in life
May 5 2014 11:18PM
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Parrish
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immasi'm gonna keep cutting my hair shorter until I look like a Canadian lesbian.


Booooooo
May 5 2014 11:19PM
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whoa-dere
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.AR6rider.Welp, the offer has been accepted. Guess I'm a grown up now.


NS party at ar6rider's house!
May 5 2014 11:52PM
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ModMommy
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short hair ftw
May 5 2014 11:55PM
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broto
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immasshort hair ftw


gtfo
May 5 2014 11:57PM
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Parrish
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immasshort hair ftw


Dealbreaker.
May 6 2014 12:00AM
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NinetyFour
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ParrishDealbreaker.


QFE
May 6 2014 12:04AM
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ModMommy
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ParrishDealbreaker.


May 6 2014 12:09AM
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cheener12
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if you can't quote chug life with me then we are so done
May 6 2014 12:14AM
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Parrish
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said no dude ever
May 6 2014 12:25AM
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-MK-
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Margaritas on margaritas
May 6 2014 12:29AM
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ABalls
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Parrishsaid no dude ever


You're forgetting everyone's favorite wizard. She is perfect.
May 6 2014 12:42AM
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NinetyFour
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Ooo shit, that changed my mind quick. Short haired Emma Watson doesn't do it for me though.
May 6 2014 1:05AM
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Parrish
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Eh would you argue that the hairstyle made them hotter, or they were hot to the point that their hairstyle doesn't matter to you.
May 6 2014 1:08AM
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Parrish
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May 6 2014 1:12AM
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ModMommy
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girls + short hair = no go
then:
me - hair = happy
but:
me - the boy = not so happy

hmmmmm
May 6 2014 1:18AM
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-MK-
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Hair can still do a lot though. A girl could look fucking beautiful with regular hair, and then look like a witch with herpes that was hit by a bus with short hair

I still get your point though
May 6 2014 1:58AM
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assface
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I just cut my hair and its super short and its super convenient.

I'm a dude though
May 6 2014 4:37AM
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*TURBONERD*
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immas


Well played.
May 6 2014 8:16AM
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ABalls
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NinetyFourShort haired Emma Watson doesn't do it for me though.


Haha you must bat for the other team. Her and lights are my top two women in the world.
May 6 2014 9:14AM
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.AR6rider.
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ABallsHaha you must bat for the other team. Her and lights are my top two women in the world.


Do you use velcro to keep your trilby on while you ride your fixie?
May 6 2014 9:24AM
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Spagett+
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ABallsHaha you must bat for the other team. Her and lights are my top two women in the world.


Lights makes me want to punch myself in the face. She is attractive but she has a dumb scene hair cut and she is married to a guy that looks like a moose penis.
May 6 2014 9:28AM
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John18_6
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Quite hyped on the fact that I basically don't have homework this week due to AP testing. But then again, AP testing...
May 6 2014 11:29AM
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-benedetto
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..where we can dance and trip and be anarchist
May 6 2014 12:23PM
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Laurent.
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All alone on a roof terrace café with a good book, triple espresso, and a 8,45/10 qt girl serving me. I'm content.

May 6 2014 1:42PM
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2_fadez
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finally got that internship. best step in my life and a summer is made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0sh4bzB-2E
May 6 2014 1:47PM
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.Hugo.
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Just finished my last test i'll ever take.... now what the fuck do I do?
May 6 2014 1:49PM
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ABalls
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.Hugo.Just finished my last test i'll ever take.... now what the fuck do I do?


You put in an offer on a house
May 6 2014 2:16PM
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.Hugo.
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ABallsYou put in an offer on a house


Ya, if you wanna pay off my student loans for me
May 6 2014 2:21PM
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theBearJew
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I fucking hate studying. Fuck this test. Fuck all these test. Fuck you Series 66.
May 6 2014 2:25PM
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ABalls
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.Hugo.Ya, if you wanna pay off my student loans for me


Sell your body for a few months.
May 6 2014 2:28PM
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snwbrdmilf
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All these pink boy names are really taking away the satisfaction I had in turning Huck pink....its a sad day for me here on NS. Its no longer special.
May 6 2014 3:39PM
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GayWolf420
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i kind of feel bad for changing this kids backround to a slideshow of like 100 nick cage photos, but at the same time he shouldn't give his stuff to random people.
May 6 2014 3:39PM
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theBearJew
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snwbrdmilfAll these pink boy names are really taking away the satisfaction I had in turning Huck pink....its a sad day for me here on NS. Its no longer special.


Turn them blue? Turn everyone opposite of what they are for a day?
May 6 2014 3:40PM
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whoa-dere
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i think this guy's figured it out
May 6 2014 3:44PM
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Parrish
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theBearJewTurn them blue? Turn everyone opposite of what they are for a day?


whoa whoa whoa, lets not get drastic now.
May 6 2014 3:46PM
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broto
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theBearJewTurn them blue? Turn everyone opposite of what they are for a day?


dibs on a golden name
May 6 2014 3:47PM
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taylornicky
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Amber Heard will forever be my girl crush









May 6 2014 4:19PM
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