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WANTED: Pictures to draw badly.

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Departmentsaur
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Since i have nothing better to do, i thought i would make some bad drawings. Here's the catch: I have 60 seconds to draw the picture. I thought I'd start with some stuff you guys send in.
Post some pictures for me to draw while i get my art supplies!
Jul 12 2011 3:26PM
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Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
I kinda have to wait till im home alone to draw that...
Don't worry though, it'll get done. I'll pm u when I finish it.
Jul 12 2011 5:03PM
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Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
For kooleobenez, Jesus with the Goblet of Fire:
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For themoderaper, Bob Marley riding a laser-powered shopping kart into oblivion:
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Enjoy!

P.S. Sorry they're sideways, but at least you give your neck a work out!
Jul 12 2011 5:22PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
Why do you have to wait?
Jul 12 2011 5:24PM
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Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
because i live with my parents. 'nuff said.
Jul 12 2011 5:29PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
Do you have your own bedroom? Draw it in there.
I'm pretty sure you have a bathroom too, you could draw in there whilst taking a shit.
Jul 12 2011 5:31PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Are you nine?
Jul 12 2011 5:32PM
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Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
No sir, i am 15.
Jul 12 2011 5:34PM
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Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
alright, i give up. ill draw your picture.
Jul 12 2011 5:34PM
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B-Wald
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these are really good
Jul 12 2011 5:39PM
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Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
Haahahhaha
Jul 12 2011 5:40PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
YES!
Make it as realistic as possible please.
Jul 12 2011 5:41PM
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Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
Done! im not much of an artist, but i gave it my best.
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Jul 12 2011 6:16PM
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WorthDaMoney
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 741
MOTHER OF GOD
Jul 12 2011 6:23PM
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Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
a request, put in by lowerthananna... its Selena Gomez and Emma Watson. Or at least, its supposed to be them...
Jul 12 2011 6:25PM
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WorthDaMoney
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 741
I KNOW WHO THEY ARE. YOURE AMAZING
Jul 12 2011 6:27PM
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Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
you really think so?
Jul 12 2011 6:28PM
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Pitolairas
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sad skier frog telling the world that PBP had one of the sickest trailers of ALL TIIME (kanye-tay swift style)
Jul 12 2011 6:31PM
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Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
hahaha.....nope.
Jul 12 2011 6:32PM
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Pitolairas
Posts: 665 - Karma: 1,174
then your gay
Jul 12 2011 6:35PM
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Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
I can assure you than I am not gay.
Jul 12 2011 6:43PM
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PON3
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mario spitting fireballs at a ninja
Jul 12 2011 6:44PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
a pack of owls flying across a rainbow

Jul 12 2011 6:54PM
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Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
Well im not home right now, but keep the requests coming, ill do them when i get home.
Jul 12 2011 7:09PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
+k haha thanks for my picture
Jul 12 2011 7:31PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Draw a picture of jimmi hendrix playing his axe with a popsicle in his mouth and a bowl of moldy guacamole in his left hand
Jul 12 2011 7:53PM
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ButteredToast.
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lol moldy guacamole.

moldy guacamole moldy guacamole moldy guacamole moldy guacamole moldy guacamole moldy guacamole moldy guacamole moldy guacamole moldy guacamole moldy guacamole
Jul 12 2011 7:54PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
well since everybodys saying draw a picture of a dick, i say draw a picture of a Click for larger image

Jul 12 2011 8:09PM
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act.resist
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draw a picture of a dolphin with wings parasailing across a vat of tar being pulled by a piece of pizza
Jul 12 2011 8:33PM
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Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
Wait. Is the sail a slice of pizza, or is the tow boat a slice of pizza?
Jul 12 2011 8:35PM
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act.resist
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the tow boat! and the sail is a pineapple!!!
Jul 12 2011 8:41PM
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Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
:) alright. As soon as i get home.
Jul 12 2011 8:48PM
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majora
Posts: 860 - Karma: 157
I see that you gave me -K. HOW ABOUT A DICK DRAWING, THEN I GIVE YOU PLUS K? XD
Jul 12 2011 8:55PM
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AWALLRUS.
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MOAR EROTIC
Jul 12 2011 8:57PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Courtesy of NoiseBrigade:

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ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE.
Jul 12 2011 9:10PM
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holy.shep
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there is no way this took 60 seconds
Jul 12 2011 9:23PM
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little1337
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A weiner...
Jul 12 2011 9:27PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Rebecca Black driving a golf cart which is being pushed by Abraham Lincoln... On the moon.
Jul 12 2011 10:36PM
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Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
ill try...
Jul 12 2011 10:37PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
draw a picture of a guy named rick sucking on a dick
Jul 12 2011 10:37PM
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chuck_testa
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ahahahahahha lol.


Jul 12 2011 10:38PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
draw the tat i will get when i get money


ian compton operating a crane that is pulling a matress out of the pool and on the mattress laid out all sexy is abe lincoln, in the pool is rebecca back, hiliary clinton and selena gomez, and of course ian is smiling
Jul 12 2011 10:41PM
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esotericjive
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Jul 12 2011 10:47PM
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ECB
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not sure how that deserves a facepalm, if anything that deserves a thumbs up. That's one of three tattoos i plan on having by age 25. So far I already have shit on my ass.
Jul 12 2011 10:56PM
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Departmentsaur
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ahahaha
Jul 12 2011 10:57PM
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ECB
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Jul 12 2011 10:58PM
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esotericjive
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I'm just confused as to why you would want that of all things as a tattoo. I mean, it's not exactly a conventional sorta tattoo, though I'd applaud you if you did for creativity.
Jul 12 2011 10:59PM
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Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
The one small problem is that most tattoo artists arent good enough to draw that...
Jul 12 2011 11:01PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
The other tattoo will be on my back (upper area) it is gonna be:

Ben Franklin flying a kite getting struck by lighting from a cloud above him with x's over his eyes all in a snow globe that is tipped on the side getting crashed into by a black cadillac escalade that has its liftgate open and a mexican lady is giving birth to a pig and the pig is shitting over top of mexico, the actual country outline.

It represents I survived swine flu during the time of electricity.
Jul 12 2011 11:02PM
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esotericjive
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That'd be pretty sweet, not gonna lie. So sweet, in fact, that I'm gonna try to draw it. Gimmie like 30 mins on photoshop lol. I like the shit tat as well.
Jul 12 2011 11:05PM
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sndyrvr
Posts: 684 - Karma: 119
That is in massachusettes. I've seen it before
Jul 12 2011 11:28PM
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