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The cat jumps through window with small critter in its mouth.

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-Dan
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So a little back story. The cat that live in my house (doesn't have a name, isn't my cat) is a killer. It kills birds, mice chipmunk and other small critters regularly. So as I was reading HP7 in the kitchen I was less than startled to see it jump through the window with what looked like a mouse by its neck. I called my mom in cause she freaks out and I wanted a good laugh.

"Maaaaaaaa, come here"
"what?"
*she enters kitchen*
"DANIEL THE CAT KILLED A BABY BUNNY, GET IT OUT OF MY HOUSE
*lolcano erupts*
The cat darted away and I went to go pick up the bunny, but it was twitching. Not dead all the way. I was a little sad for the baby to be suffering. I poked it around and didn't see any bleeding, or any other wounds.

It stopped twitching and rolled over.

HOLY FUCK ITS AN ALIVE BABY BUNNY IN MY CLUTCHES
wat do?
photoshoot obviously before releasing to wild
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letting her run on my keyboard...
khhnugtfftttttdeSWAQQQ52111```SW1`
bunny went straight for capslock, sooooocooooool

her name is luna, we bid you farewell
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Jul 11 2011 12:55PM
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TijmenDal
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I don't get it, but I find it funny.

The lolcano erupts...
Jul 11 2011 1:03PM
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Peter.
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as the owner of a rabbit, that thing is adorable

doesn't look like it should be let out into the wild yet because it doesn't look like it can run. feed it a little, give it some fruit or vegetables
Jul 11 2011 1:04PM
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yung_stone
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somewhat unrelated, but is that Earl your listenin to and what song
Jul 11 2011 1:10PM
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yeahno
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AWW
Jul 11 2011 1:11PM
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beezey
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you're attractive.

Jul 11 2011 1:14PM
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.frenchy
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hahahaha

SWAQQQ

Jul 11 2011 1:14PM
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T.L.
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make soup.
Jul 11 2011 1:31PM
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COrider
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Bunnies and money, bitches love bunnies and money
Jul 11 2011 1:43PM
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I.B
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Dude put some like carrots on your bare chest and let it nibble them off.
Jul 11 2011 1:45PM
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smooter
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daaaaaaawwwwwww
Jul 11 2011 1:46PM
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-Dan
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Jul 11 2011 1:55PM
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belden...
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I would keep it haha although it may not be safe with the cat. Also are you sure bunnies aren't like deer where if they sense that its young has had human contact itll abandon it?
Jul 11 2011 1:55PM
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-Dan
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yes its earl, "Dat Ass" is the name of the song.

and here is a DL link for all the earl songs you never heard, some you did, and others that dont even exist.
http://www.mediafire.com/?2k2o8wkdr5ka5dz
Jul 11 2011 1:56PM
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COrider
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sadly, bunnies are like this. Unless I've been lied to.
Jul 11 2011 2:18PM
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Gingeski
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This.
My friend and I saved a bunny last summer from a cat and were quite sad when we looked it up and found that out. We also learned that the cute little white mark on its forehead means that it is still too young to be away from its mother, and cannot live on its own :( We named the bunny we saved Woody, and hopefully he and Luna survived!
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Jul 11 2011 2:36PM
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RubberSoul
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that's sick but yeah i'm not so confident that dude's gonna make it.. i wouldnt be surprised if the cat messed it up a good bit when he grabbed it as they tend to, plus as someone else said (but i can't back it up) ive heard that he wont be able to go back to its family... so yeah im not sure what id do at this point
Jul 11 2011 3:56PM
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-Mugatu
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That bunny isn't moving too much lol.
Jul 11 2011 4:02PM
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[cmyk]
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I lived with a vet tech a few years ago and she rescued some baby rabbits from a construction site. appartently baby rabbits have like, a 90% mortality rate when separated from their parents... ours all died. Good luck to you tho bro, hopefully you have better luck than we did.

it was really weird/sad when ours went too cuz they were doing so well until one day one died, then the rest went one by one after that. it was a super bummer. I even rescued one from the cat we had at the time, just to watch it die later.

Jul 11 2011 4:02PM
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J-Evs
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congratulations.
you now have rabies
Jul 11 2011 4:22PM
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.Hugo.
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One time I found my dog chewing on something in our yard and it turns out he straight up ate the head off of a rabbit. Two days later i found him with 3 baby bunnies in his mouth, but this time he set them down and just started to lick them and then left them alone. I thought it was kinda weird
Jul 11 2011 4:44PM
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SONlC
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My bunny friend, Cliff, who I rescued from the big lawnmowers at work. He was quite a bit shaken at first but he hopped away after a bit when I let him go in the woods.
Jul 11 2011 4:51PM
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beezey
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it wasn't wabbit season
Jul 11 2011 5:10PM
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yuck
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thats sick dude, free rabbit!

your net worth just went up a little bit.
Jul 11 2011 5:23PM
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dreadyboy
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My friend's sister found a baby rabbit, or rescued it from their dog or something. Anyways they had a rabbit living in their house for like 2 days and then it just randomly died.
Jul 11 2011 5:29PM
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COrider
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Reading about the deaths is sad, so Tails, let us know how the bunny does.
Jul 11 2011 6:04PM
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Phil-X-
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dont release it! IT WILL DIE!
Jul 11 2011 8:12PM
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pigglywiggly
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my rabbits name is fredrico, and he is a mother fucking pimp
Jul 11 2011 8:53PM
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Lemuel
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Sassy as fuck with a bun bun
Jul 11 2011 9:08PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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i learned in out door lab that this is actually a myth. but idk its too late to turn back
Jul 11 2011 9:21PM
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RubberSoul
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cool, like i said i have only heard that..good news!
Jul 11 2011 11:45PM
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Peter.
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my rabbit's name is zippy

he is also a pimp
Jul 11 2011 11:47PM
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hellyeaaaah
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This, the cat probably fucked it up pretty well. It didn't look like it was moving a lot either. I would say keep it for a while
Jul 11 2011 11:52PM
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I.B
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BAWWWWWWWW
Jul 12 2011 12:59AM
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*simba*
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young bunny retarded...
Jul 12 2011 1:04AM
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