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Coolest place that you have had sex

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Park_Ranger
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not sure if this is a re-post, but i don't really care. title says it all...

on a caribbean beach under the stars. it was ill
Jul 8 2011 8:27PM
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The_Beekeeper
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You realize this is NSG, right? It's sexist, racist, and any other "ist" you can think of.
Jul 9 2011 7:22PM
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BryantPhoto
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It's also rude and hurtful.
Jul 9 2011 7:34PM
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The_Beekeeper
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I'm not saying it isn't, I'm just saying that it's the truth.
Jul 9 2011 7:37PM
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Jul 9 2011 7:42PM
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snowdon
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I know that. My username is based on the jokes here. But I had a shitty day at work, and sometimes you're just not in the mood for that bullshit.
Jul 9 2011 7:48PM
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The_Beekeeper
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I see where you're coming from. Sorry
Jul 9 2011 7:55PM
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WakeBakeFapNap
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this is just a lol

Jul 9 2011 7:55PM
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T.DUB
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very good
Jul 9 2011 7:57PM
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OnePlank
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in a grocery store bathroom
Jul 9 2011 8:01PM
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boozer
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My imagination
Jul 9 2011 8:08PM
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snowdon
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It's cool.

And actually, after posting that, I was thinking about why the girl who had the username Ball_Licker honestly gives a flying fuck about what some 15 year old on the internet thinks about her sex life, and I think what it comes down to is whether or not someone's joking. My usernames = jokes. When someone says "Disregard females, acquire currency" or "make me a sandwich" or "pee in her butt," it's not offensive because they're not serious and we all know that. When someone just says, "wow, whore" or whatever when 938745938475 other guys posted similar stories, it's annoying and I'll call you out for it.
Jul 9 2011 8:14PM
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MikeVicksTOPDOG
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on a rock in the middle of a lake
Jul 9 2011 8:16PM
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snowdon
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Also can I just mention how badly I wanted to use the term flying fuck in this thread and in this context. Ten points.
Jul 9 2011 8:18PM
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have.faith
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IT WAS IN HOLBROOK?! that beats all of my spots hahaha
Jul 9 2011 8:20PM
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the.nile
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in the bed of my truck on top of a mountain at sunset.


and i got a bj on a chairlift at reggaefest. best fest ever
Jul 9 2011 8:39PM
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Dan.
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Keystone Gondola.

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Jul 9 2011 8:42PM
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biglurch
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i mean a banged a girl in the intensive care unit of the hospital.


not to flex tweet or anuything
Jul 9 2011 9:04PM
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J.DUKE
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ass to mouth?
Jul 9 2011 9:35PM
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bri.bug
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i gave my boyfriend head in Tom Wallish's old garage. no joke.
Jul 9 2011 9:48PM
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ryantheconnolly
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was she in a coma? thats called rape...
Jul 9 2011 10:34PM
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Park_Ranger
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whaaa story please
Jul 10 2011 12:38AM
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Ftacnik
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lolz
Jul 10 2011 12:44AM
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NJurkiewicz
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threads haha because this is great stuff!
Jul 10 2011 1:56AM
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the.cheat
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sigged
Jul 10 2011 2:01AM
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Sam.Carson
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bottom of a McDonalds fun ball pit.
Jul 10 2011 2:06AM
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AOTEAROA
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The fact that you think her story makes her a slut does nothing but show everyone how immature you are.
Jul 10 2011 6:10AM
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The_Beekeeper
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and that's one check off the bucket list!
Jul 10 2011 11:42AM
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EthanJPAskier
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hmmm i would have to say back of the outback in a park in broad daylight
Jul 10 2011 11:53AM
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Park_Ranger
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i know this girl who had sex with her boyfriend in a McDonalds play place
Jul 10 2011 12:09PM
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Flacko
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Jul 10 2011 1:12PM
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esotericjive
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Underwater is on my bucket list.
Haven't really done it anywhere special though.
Jul 10 2011 3:17PM
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k-rob
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teachers desk in junior high school. not that cool.
Jul 10 2011 3:23PM
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FBGM
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That doesn't actually work.
Jul 10 2011 3:28PM
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T.R.
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taking the internet seriously, why do it?
Jul 10 2011 3:41PM
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Balzberg
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you sound like an awesome girlfriend!
Jul 10 2011 6:08PM
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KevinC
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Playground, it was my first time too haha
Jul 10 2011 6:17PM
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-emile-
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who gives a flying fuck ...

huh huh ???
Jul 10 2011 6:27PM
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MatRich
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we ditched a bar, to go bang in an ally just off of a main boulevard in montreal. came back to the party with some smiles.
Jul 10 2011 6:40PM
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-emile-
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hahaha quelle bar ?
Jul 10 2011 7:40PM
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MatRich
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st sulpice
Jul 10 2011 7:51PM
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Park_Ranger
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that would be sweet
Jul 10 2011 10:23PM
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brocks
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...in the butt
Jul 10 2011 10:34PM
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gnarshrelpt
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got head on a playground
Jul 11 2011 1:14AM
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cool_name
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damn you beat me to it
Jul 11 2011 2:40AM
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TOK
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GOT HEAD IN A CARWASH ONCE.
Jul 11 2011 3:34AM
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iLoveLamp
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got blown on a golf course in the middle of the night, other than that i really like beds so it does not get much crazier for me
Jul 11 2011 11:38AM
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soulskier
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just up the stairs from you, first door on the right
Jul 11 2011 11:40AM
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BIGben*
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Eeh its epic, buty ou know how disney world is full of kids, well you had sex tgere and im suspicious... Hahahahahaha nah jk. But for real im 15 so not many cool places since i cant drive/go to bars yet... So the coolest i guess is in my school bathrooms.
Jul 11 2011 11:56AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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That's a myth, you can indeed have sex underwater. I've had sex in the waves at the beach while surrounded by many many people. Not like an arms length away, but we certainly weren't the only ones on the beach.


But more on topic, in a canoe on a lake, sitting on the edge of a 300 foot quarry, parked in the truck on the side of the turnpike at night.
Jul 11 2011 11:57AM
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Park_Ranger
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what are you trying to say? / hahahaha
Jul 11 2011 3:03PM
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