I have a few.
1. Got drunk for 24 days straight
2. Rode llamas drunk
3. Arrested at abandoned house party; almost charged with burglary, trespassing, posession of marijuana, minor conumption, and posession of meth (WTF) got off clean. It would have been minimum 21 months in prison + $2000 fine
4. Smoked a quarter ounce at soundset
5. Smoked almost a quarter at Wiz
Those are the sweetest so far.
smoke weed, i hope it changees soon though