so my friends were driving around trippin on some LSD at night so i guess they saw this little thing running around so they stopped and looked and they were like holy shit it's a fucking leprechone or however the fuck you spell it. so they pick it up throw it in the truck and drive home. they call me and are like holy shit dude come over. so i get there and they're like check this out, i look over and there's this little kid crying in the corner. i told them they were fucking retarded and took the kid to where he said he lived he was only 5 it was the funniest thing that's ever fucking happened
if i were a roach would you smoke me?