So here I am on a Thursday night sitting on my toilet, eating lucky charms and surfing some doubtlessly illegal sites (the usual shiznick). I am taking the worlds largest shit, while cussing out geek douchebags on the intrawebz and watching things that would give older people cardiac arrest. It is at this time when i realize that i am out of
toilet paper . Not to worry, my sisters american girl book of HELP! is there, which serves the purpose just fine. I smell like shit though. Some day, I have no doubt that a higher power will wreak vengeance on me, like sucking my testicles into my body when im about to bang some goddess. For now though, I can live without a social life for a day, so I guess that I am just telling you this because my porn download has stopped.
Thats all
