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...so the chick I'm trying to mac has a boyfriend

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Poon_Handler
Posts: 361 - Karma: 42
I can tell she definitely is a little interested. What do? Keep spittin game or wait until she is single? Any tips or tricks greatly appreciated.
Jun 8 2011 4:21PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
i appreciate what youre saying, but the justification i think (you might say rationalization) is that the person NOT in the relationship is not responsible for the relationship, and if she's acting like she is the relationship aint worth saving anyway


but, and i think this goes without saying, if you know the boyfriend at ALL, dont do anything or youre a huge prick
Jun 8 2011 7:41PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Think about Karma in real life. It can be a bitch some time.
Jun 8 2011 7:45PM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
"Fuck the shit out of her" -Martin Luther King
Jun 8 2011 7:49PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
"Kill the guy and fuck the girl...in space" - Hellen Keller
Jun 8 2011 8:07PM
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AOTEAROA
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 15
what a dumb thread, you sound like a douche.
Jun 8 2011 8:15PM
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
my god this is wonderful. As for the handler of poon I feel ya, just stick with it. You never know.
Jun 8 2011 8:23PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
the girl i'm currently smashing was cheating on her boyfriend with me until she broke it off with him. it wouldn't bother me one bit if she started going after other guys tomorrow, but while it lasts, the sex is great, theres no GF/BF drama or any of that shit, its pretty good.
Jun 8 2011 8:34PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
If you know him at all I wouldn't do it...just subtly suggest that she should break up with him, wait a little for them to break up, and then bang.

If she doesn't break up with him then she's just a slutcuntbag and isn't worth your time
Jun 8 2011 8:38PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
If you know him at all I wouldn't do it...just subtly suggest that she should break up with him, wait a little for them to break up, and then bang.

If she doesn't break up with him then she's just a slutcuntbag and isn't worth your time
Jun 8 2011 8:38PM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
*applause*
Jun 8 2011 8:49PM
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hwagner
Posts: 274 - Karma: 8
imma drop some knowledge on you bro! Been is this situation a couple times actually

1. Keep doin what your doing if she wants to she will if not you guys will be considered "close friends"

2. Even if you dont score with her now, when shes outta the relationship or looking for fun she will think of you.

3. Do nice stuff for her but not obvious like flowers or some shit. Just take her out to coffee or something.

4. Do fun and exiting activities that her boyfriend would not do so she thinks your the more exiting and spontaneous person which will make her want to do more crazy stuff. (like you)

5. Dont EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER tell her your feelings for her.....if you are cool bout it she will know. dont go to great lengths and if it happens it happens but it probably will eventually.



Good Luck man hope this helps....

Hugo
Jun 8 2011 8:52PM
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nneth_time
Posts: 386 - Karma: 32
If this chick likes him then the relationships already ruined.

Jun 8 2011 8:55PM
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S.P
Posts: 207 - Karma: 26
i thought you were the poon handler
Jun 8 2011 8:56PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
if she wants you, she will get you after she breaks up with him.
Jun 8 2011 9:07PM
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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
Kill the boyfriend and rape her.
Jun 8 2011 9:08PM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
Ya, well soccer has goalies, but you can still score can't you.
Jun 8 2011 9:51PM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4197 - Karma: 10,366
"She is obviously hurtin for a squirtin." - Oprah Winfrey
Jun 8 2011 9:59PM
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AbeFroman
Posts: 1268 - Karma: -4
HAHAHAHAHAHAH holy shit i lol'd
Jun 8 2011 10:02PM
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E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
went to skrillex concert the other day..my friend hooks up with this girl..she end up givin him a handjob at the rave..turns out she lives like 2 towns away from us and has a boyfriend.. proof that if shes interested she do anything..
Jun 8 2011 10:05PM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
.
Jun 8 2011 10:05PM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
like earl sweatshirt once said,
"shove a trumpet up her butt,
play a song,
invade her thong,
my dick is having guts for lunch
......
as well as supper"
Jun 9 2011 10:07PM
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S.P
Posts: 207 - Karma: 26
pee in her but
Jun 19 2011 7:08PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
wait and or move on. if she ditches him for you, or cheats on him for you, you a. don't wanna be that guy, and b. don't wanna be that guy. (in other words she could ditch you soon enough or just cheat on you eventually.)
Jun 19 2011 7:14PM
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-ROY-
Posts: 3633 - Karma: 1,503
if ur into the chick who cares.
Jun 19 2011 7:27PM
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P_Steezy
Posts: 323 - Karma: 11
exactly what I was gonna say. it's not worth getting emotionally invested in a chick who will willingly cheat on her bf in my opinion. get in there, have some fun, and get out. and if her bf is a doucher, then you've essentially killed 2 bird with one stone
Jun 19 2011 7:28PM
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hockeyplayer
Posts: 291 - Karma: 6
Ok now this phrase is copyrighted. But my fail proof line is:

Girl: Uhmm I have a boyfriend
Me: I have a goldfish, lets talk about something that matters.
Jun 19 2011 7:29PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
worked for me a couple months ago. i'm an asshole but i did not split apart their relationship nor did i have an effect on that, it was a plan set in motion before i started getting with her
Jun 19 2011 7:30PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
Wait until your swag meter is past 100%
Jun 19 2011 7:32PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
BOOM.
Jun 19 2011 8:58PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
it has to be atleast 110%
Jun 19 2011 9:01PM
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blatt
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 3,097
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score...
Jun 19 2011 9:03PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
That's the very minimum. >9000%, and you're guaranteed a blowjob when you mac on her.
Jun 19 2011 9:10PM
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snowbombz
Posts: 2456 - Karma: 96
thats what tiger said.....
Jun 19 2011 9:15PM
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belden...
Posts: 2914 - Karma: 1,273
once a cheater always a cheater
Jun 19 2011 9:23PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Your name is Poon_Handler and you are asking advice about bagging girls.
No good.
Change your name.
Right meow.
Jun 19 2011 9:27PM
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the.hoffman
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 283
Don't be a dick.
Jun 19 2011 9:31PM
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blackmamba.
Posts: 969 - Karma: 56
i wouldn;t do it..karma's a bitch
Jun 19 2011 9:54PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
girls with bfs are the best i think, and have never stopped me before. especially when you finally get them to crack. and plus, if you happen to be denied, its ok because shes taken anyways. win win situation.
Jun 20 2011 12:56AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
and as fast as it started... shit might be done. she's giving me shit because i don't give her as much attention as her ex. i told her she can come over to the pool tomorrow. what she doesn't know is that i'm going to break it down and tell her that she can grow the fuck up and quit being an attention seeking whore or get the fuck out.

get money fuck bitches... feels good man...


Jun 20 2011 10:43PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
You acquired no currency in this situation.
Your GMFB claim in invalid.
Jun 20 2011 11:53PM
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WakeBakeFapNap
Posts: 258 - Karma: 28

this

Jun 21 2011 12:01AM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,785
this
Jun 21 2011 12:27AM
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Bungholio
Posts: 973 - Karma: 5
thank you for saying that im gonna say that all the time thank you thank you thank you
Jun 21 2011 12:31AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
bitch bought me a pool raft, you think i'm giving that shit back? awww hell no.
Jun 22 2011 6:10PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 6,662
Don't be captain home wrecker.
Actually, i don't give a fuck. Pee in her butt.
Jun 22 2011 6:11PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
nobody likes a homewrecker
Jun 22 2011 6:19PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
''whip out your dick and bounce it on her forehead'' -Pope John Paul II
Jun 22 2011 6:25PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
ladies men cult
Jun 22 2011 6:30PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
threads
Jun 22 2011 6:41PM
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