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The Official Dumb Joke Thread

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CousinEddie
Posts: 633 - Karma: 215

Title says it all.

Post the jokes that make you fall off your dinosaur and forget to laugh.

And remember...Don't be tardie again or you will be retardie.

May 31 2011 7:47PM
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CousinEddie
Posts: 633 - Karma: 215
o and inb4 - this thread
May 31 2011 7:58PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
this thre-

oh darn
May 31 2011 7:58PM
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coopsteeez
Posts: 185 - Karma: 11
inb4 why did the chicken cross the road
May 31 2011 8:00PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
What's red and dances all around?








A baby on a barbecue


What's the safest way to play with a baby ?








With a condom.

What's red, screams and goes around in circles?













A baby with its foot nailed to the floor.
May 31 2011 8:02PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
What noise does a baby make in a blender?





I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
May 31 2011 8:09PM
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?


Because it was dead.


Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the dead one.
May 31 2011 8:12PM
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1337
Posts: 31039 - Karma: 29,013
most of these are terrible anti-jokes
May 31 2011 8:24PM
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63

whats worse than the holocause?

a worm in ur apple

whats worse  than a worm in ur apple

half a worm in ur apple

May 31 2011 8:27PM
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footcrunk
Posts: 385 - Karma: 75
whats red and smells like blue paint?



red paint.




May 31 2011 8:27PM
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Jeffmnicholas
Posts: 821 - Karma: 42
Person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke?

Person 2: sure

Person 1: ok you start it

Person 2: knock kno.... wait a minute
May 31 2011 8:28PM
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lands11
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 1,677

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
May 31 2011 8:32PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
i have the best knock knock joke ever.
you start.-person A
"knock knock"-person B
"whos there"- person A
..............................

May 31 2011 8:35PM
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m.brus
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 103
Why did the turkey cross the road? The chicken had a day off
May 31 2011 8:39PM
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Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
THIS IS NOW THE OFFICIAL DUMB THREAD THREAD
May 31 2011 8:41PM
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el_mn_op
Posts: 577 - Karma: 1,175

Does your face hurt? CAUSE ITS KILLNG ME!!

hahahahah

May 31 2011 9:16PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
What did the 0 say to the 8?

-nice belt!
May 31 2011 9:17PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?




















So you can watch its eyes while you masturbate
I feel really bad posting these
May 31 2011 9:18PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
you probably should
May 31 2011 9:20PM
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steezy_conmaster
Posts: 28 - Karma: 10
-knock knock
-whos there
-FUCK OFF
May 31 2011 9:21PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
why did princess diana cross the road?


she wasnt wearing a seatbelt.


May 31 2011 9:22PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,659
why are there fences around the cemetery?
-because people are DYING to get in!!!!111

also, anti-joke alert:

why did the plane crash into the mountain?
-the pilot was a loaf of bread
May 31 2011 9:23PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
two goldfish are sitting in their tank, one says to the other "you man the guns, i'll drive" probably my favorite joke of all time
May 31 2011 9:32PM
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