Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

What are the funniest names you have ever heard?

profile picture
Hughes
Posts: 1023 - Karma: 940
doesn't matter if they're fake etc.
May 30 2011 1:32PM
0 0
profile picture
[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
United Kingdom, London, City of

hahahahajkjkjk



hdwbcuhdbviu (doesnt matter if they're fake right?)

inb4 evan
May 30 2011 1:34PM
0 0
profile picture
spidermanatadesk
Posts: 491 - Karma: 10
Click for larger image
May 30 2011 1:34PM
0 0
profile picture
Big.L
Posts: 703 - Karma: 15
Sam gooch and tabitha dick
May 30 2011 1:40PM
0 0
profile picture
blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,199
Kid name Gadouche at the pool I guard, pronounced ga-doo-chee
May 30 2011 1:40PM
0 0
profile picture
BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
hahaha i was seriously considering making a thread like this the other day.

my roommate at college orientations name was Areeb Habib, funny because it rhymes.

I also know a girl named Ariel Weiner.
May 30 2011 1:49PM
0 0
profile picture
kvan
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 1,208
Dick Butkus.
May 30 2011 1:50PM
0 0
profile picture
DirtyDan
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 158
Ashole , pronounced "Ah-shoal-eh"
May 30 2011 2:18PM
0 0
profile picture
Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
I always thought it was funny that I knew a Mr. and Mrs. Butt.
Harry Dick.
In elementary school we had a teacher Mrs. Mandalik a few kids spread the rumor that her first name was Anita or Ivana. Turns out that wasn't her name at all, but we laughed.
May 30 2011 2:24PM
0 0
profile picture
RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
i was not nearly that clever in elementary school lol
May 30 2011 2:55PM
0 0
profile picture
Hughes
Posts: 1023 - Karma: 940
oh my god i just remembered that a friend of mine (yes he's indian) has a brother called Apurv
May 30 2011 3:01PM
0 0
profile picture
Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,007
yea, cause evan is hilarious....
May 30 2011 3:05PM
0 0
profile picture
3-6-steeze
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 146
Not lying here, i know a girl named Maya Seaman. I swear on the well being of my penis
May 30 2011 3:08PM
0 0
profile picture
Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
There is a kid on my track team named Blade Dick..i personally think its one of the most hardcore names ever.
May 30 2011 3:13PM
0 0
profile picture
[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
Le - ah

...pronounced "le dash ah" (say it kind of fast)

its black obvi, and so jacked up.
May 30 2011 3:16PM
0 0
profile picture
ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
Dick Wooden lives near me, his medical file reads Wooden Dick


Santa Claus, but she married so her name is Santa Dibble (she was in our local newspaper)


Mexing Dong (Pronounced Ma Zing, like amazing) she is dating Kevin Wang, so Mexing Wang when they get married (her family owns chinese restaurant, his family owns dry cleaners)
May 30 2011 3:18PM
0 0
profile picture
MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
Mike Hunt, Matthew Bater
May 30 2011 3:34PM
0 0
profile picture
kvan
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 1,208
Oh yeah one of my roommates names was Nick Sleeman. Everyone called him Dick Seamen haha.
May 30 2011 3:46PM
0 0
profile picture
Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37
theres a kid in my school named richie burns
May 30 2011 4:36PM
0 0
profile picture
asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 357
my friend dans nick name is dan gleesak and completely unrelated to a sexual reference there was a lab i did the other day in bio and a name on it was ajax...i thought it was a weird name....
May 30 2011 4:43PM
0 0
profile picture
MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,589
There was an asian kid at my school named harry wang no joke
May 30 2011 4:50PM
0 0
profile picture
j.engel
Posts: 245 - Karma: 417
ham-damn is one of my freinds freinds

May 30 2011 4:51PM
0 0
profile picture
seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174

i coach a peewee hockey team and one of the other coaches in our loops name is barrie tugwood, and he lives in barrie to boot.

gets me everytime.

May 30 2011 4:54PM
0 0
profile picture
disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
I knew someone with the surname Skidmark.
hahahahah
May 30 2011 4:58PM
0 0
profile picture
katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
once scorekept a basketball game....a man named Richard Butt was on the roster (Dick Butt LOL)
May 30 2011 5:04PM
0 0
profile picture
erica
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 24,068
this
May 30 2011 5:10PM
0 0
profile picture
jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
had a principle that went by "Dick Burns"
May 30 2011 5:13PM
0 0
profile picture
CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
richard shrivels. who lived in coldwater.
dick shrivels from cold water.
May 30 2011 5:13PM
0 0
profile picture
BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
I am in the class of this girl called clementine nashakaka
May 30 2011 5:20PM
0 0
profile picture
holy.shep
Posts: 413 - Karma: 24
Dick Love (my next door neighbor no joke)
May 30 2011 5:23PM
0 0
profile picture
Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
Ben Dover
May 30 2011 5:27PM
0 0
profile picture
AB.Zee
Posts: 617 - Karma: 37
LOL I have a prof with the same name....and he is actually the best prof I've ever had haha
May 30 2011 5:30PM
0 0
profile picture
CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
i font get i t.
May 30 2011 5:34PM
0 0
profile picture
rob29
Posts: 182 - Karma: 141
my mate legally changed his name to Steve 'the Invincible" Allan....
May 30 2011 5:41PM
0 0
profile picture
.Natty.
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 84
a kid who just graduated from my school was names Gabe Asher
(gay basher) in case you're slow
May 30 2011 6:10PM
0 0
profile picture
dwigt
Posts: 461 - Karma: 2
i once met a big black dude named Rock Stone
May 30 2011 6:14PM
0 0
profile picture
Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
saw a certain P.Ennis on the museum donator's wall at some train museum on a field trip. lolz were had
May 30 2011 6:14PM
0 0
profile picture
ben_southworth
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 447
Know a girl at school whos last name is Snowman
and a good friend of mine's middle name is Gnarion
May 30 2011 6:24PM
0 0
profile picture
midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
i graduated with a mike hunt.... he went by michael until in sixth grade the lesbo principle called for mike hunt to please report to the office over the pa. His life was forever ruined.
May 30 2011 6:26PM
0 0
profile picture
HitTheJim
Posts: 787 - Karma: 399
Pedo that got busted near my neighborhood... Richard C. Balls

May 30 2011 6:30PM
0 0
profile picture
erica
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 24,068
I had a sub back in middle school named Mrs. Bahls, a few years later she was going by Mrs. B.
May 30 2011 6:58PM
0 0
profile picture
sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175
there's a girl at my school named Amelia Cook and it sounds like "A meal ya cook" on the announcements hahaha.
May 30 2011 6:59PM
0 0
profile picture
Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
anya johnson
May 30 2011 8:21PM
0 0
profile picture
steezenskis
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 31
i saw an article that was written by a sarah sluttly and i read about someone with the name shithead (pronounced shi-teed. one of those crazy black names)
May 30 2011 8:55PM
0 0
profile picture
Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
There was a kid in my highschool named Zack Slocum, but we just called him Slowjizz.
May 30 2011 10:16PM
0 0
profile picture
eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
there was a kid at my highschool whose dad's mom's grandma named her child Mike Hunt
May 30 2011 10:21PM
0 0
profile picture
Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
We had a teacher named ms Crapp haha.

Also, i work in a rental shop at a ski resort and one womans name was Marijuana Sawyer. For real. I couldnt believe it.
May 30 2011 10:23PM
0 0
profile picture
AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
theres an indian or something girl at my school named "aroony" or somthing. it sounded funny when my business teacher said it.
May 30 2011 10:24PM
0 0
profile picture
Jabe
Posts: 567 - Karma: 241
i lost it after i read ur comment
May 30 2011 10:24PM
0 0
profile picture
chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
I knew a kid from skiing at my old mountain named harry and his dads name was richard (several nicknames like rick rich dick etc) and my other friend and I were getting separated from Harry and his dad in a crowded lodge and he shouted HARRY DICK loudly and it took him a couple minutes to realize his mistake.
May 30 2011 10:26PM
0 0
profile picture
CoachG
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 448
Harry Boltz and Ross Ransom, Ross Ransom isn't funny, just pretty sick imo.
May 30 2011 10:28PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)