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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
Who pisses at a strategic point in the toilet to try and get the water to spin in a certain direction as fast as possible?

I think i broke my record this morning, there was a fuckin whirlpool in my toilet. i was at home though, so i did have home court advantage, but still
May 27 2011 1:27PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
i do the same thing. or i try to go as small as splash as possible. or try to piss as quite as possible.
May 27 2011 1:28PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
suck my dick/ racism/ girls make sandwiches and babies/ rape babies/ mods delete this thread
May 27 2011 1:28PM
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little1337
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i have/do
May 27 2011 1:28PM
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TechnoPotamus
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the strength of your pee stream must rival that of a super soaker to get toilet water to spin. impressed? you bet i am.
May 27 2011 1:29PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
naw man, its all abut the aim, piss on one of the side walls really close to the water and bam, spinning toilet water broheem
May 27 2011 1:30PM
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TechnoPotamus
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new objective for the day: acquired
May 27 2011 1:31PM
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Sallabillz
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ya i always do that
im pretty sure most people do the so they dont get piss rebounded
May 27 2011 1:32PM
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Bar_Down
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ya man, and as you gain more experience you will develop your own technique and find the most strategic target for optimal toilet water angular velocity. its always a challenge too when you piss at someone else's house and they have a different kind of toilet than you do
May 27 2011 1:34PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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i said to myself ima check one more thread before i have to piss. I'm about to go try this results in a second.
May 27 2011 1:37PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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life= forever changed

+k to you good sir, +k to you
May 27 2011 1:39PM
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,605
ahahahahaha
May 27 2011 1:45PM
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dreadyboy
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Yeah, always go along the side unless the bowl is super big and full of water, or if I'm drunk.
Sometimes I try to be quiet, sometimes try to spin water a certain way.
May 27 2011 1:46PM
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crab_pretzel
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thats what i always do. never tried teh whirlpool thing tho, gotta try my hand at that
May 27 2011 1:50PM
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little1337
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i make swift motions.
May 27 2011 1:52PM
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dreadyboy
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Is pissing a sore subject cause your dick got cut off or something?
May 27 2011 1:58PM
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little1337
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ohhahohahoha
May 27 2011 2:00PM
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Spinoza
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dunnit,   but usually try to hit a point where i dont make a lot of sound cause i dont like listening to other ppl pee so i figgur they dont like hearing me.

sometimes i try to flush early and time it
May 27 2011 2:27PM
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PON3
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I wonder if a girl can achieve this
May 27 2011 2:32PM
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hoodratz47
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am i the only one who tries to blast poop specks off the inside of the bowl?
May 27 2011 2:38PM
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little1337
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achevement unlocked 50g

whirlpool furry.
May 27 2011 2:42PM
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tall_t
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ahahahahahahaha this made my day. im going to pee now
May 27 2011 3:09PM
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Deluge
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do this alll the time
May 27 2011 3:19PM
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3-6-steeze
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I do all the stuff in this thread. does anyone else back as far away from the tiolet as possible while still pissing?
May 27 2011 3:31PM
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AWALLRUS.
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this is how I pee.

May 27 2011 3:38PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
Ansewer = Yes to everything else in this thread. i love being creative while peeing. might as well get some fun out of something you have to do every single day
May 27 2011 3:56PM
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Mr.Turtle
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i pee intricate designs into art, see how deep of a hole i can pee in the dirt if im outside, and do all that has been mentioned already
May 27 2011 3:59PM
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JIBpsy^^
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I read this thread then i saw my water bottle. Its now empty come on kidneys work your magic
May 27 2011 4:14PM
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Skittle.
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wuuuuuuuuuut i NEED to try this
May 27 2011 4:16PM
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panojibber
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Usually I just piss on the weeds growing in cracks in my yard. Kills them and discourages any further growth.
: )
I'm the only person living at my house, so I consider this to be OK. lol.
May 27 2011 4:16PM
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BIGben*
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GotA do it now!
May 27 2011 4:24PM
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SPECK
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also try flushing as u start to pee then try to finish before the flush is over
May 27 2011 4:55PM
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gus555
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when i was a little kid i would piss in the exact same spot in the bowl everyday trying to drill a hole through the bowl with my piss stream
May 27 2011 5:26PM
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Bar_Down
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thats a short piss...
May 27 2011 5:37PM
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SPECK
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or a very powerful one

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May 27 2011 5:55PM
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POWDER.RANGER
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i try to get the whole surface of the water covered in bubbles
May 28 2011 1:38AM
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Bar_Down
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this is a good one too
May 28 2011 6:58PM
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whitechocolate
Posts: 582 - Karma: 260
so happy im not a girl.. pissing just wouldnt be the same
May 28 2011 7:09PM
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Xivinas
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I piss like this.

http://yppm.removed.us/index.php?vid=40
May 28 2011 7:17PM
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Anathema
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May 28 2011 7:22PM
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TheHuggyBear
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 313
this, what about throwing shit in the toilet and trying to move it around while you piss (i.e) toilet paper and what not
May 28 2011 7:24PM
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BlakeLively
Posts: 663 - Karma: 656
i try and hit the spot to make it the most quiet. its weird peeing loudly.
May 28 2011 8:45PM
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justinp4400
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holy tits. i do as well.











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May 28 2011 8:46PM
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Raz.
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woah, never seen that guy "proud". just dissapoint
May 28 2011 9:53PM
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