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Jon olsson's new ultima gtr...

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Legion
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shit.

Rebellion R1k by Jon Olsson from Jon Olsson Video Blog on Vimeo.

May 27 2011 12:03AM
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Ski_the_east01
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It's all relative...no you absolutely would not stand out in a ferrari in the gumball 3000 which was his point about the ultima

almost any of the "mass" produced ferraris won't gain much attention at gumball compared to aston martin one-77, bugattis, gumberts, jons ultima etc..
May 27 2011 11:10AM
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eldridge
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LOLed at the mass produced line. I am fortunate enough to have been given an inside tour of the factory in Maranello and i can assure you nothing about the production line is mass produced. The engines are 100% hand assembled, tested, and quality assured, everything aesthetic associated with the car is handled by hand, from the stitching on the seats to the cutting of the leather. Those cars are not in the least bit "mass produced" Sure you may not stand out at the gumball, but like you said its all relative, youll stand the fuck out anywhere else you go.
May 27 2011 11:16AM
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Ski_the_east01
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ugh christ you are retarded im done...i tried my best but i feel like im trying to explain quantum physics to forrest gump

I quoted the word 'mass' because of course there is no way you can call a ferrari mass produced when comparing it to a ford f-150..but when comparing it to a one off ultima gtr project, yes almost any ferrari will be seemingly mass produced
May 27 2011 11:20AM
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WikiWiki
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somepne please school this idiot- I have driven, handled, and set lap records in much faster cars than ferraris,- I held the lap record for a street legal car at VIR for a few days in my boss's car- a full 2.5 seconds faster around the full course than the enzo you posted- my 60-130 times demolished the enzo- it does it in 7 seconds flat- my best vbox certified is a 5.8- the only thing the fearri has is the fact that its rare- has a warranty- and is beautiful- but at the gumball people wouldnt look twice

and btw there are 414 enzos


May 27 2011 11:20AM
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eldridge
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dont act like you didnt Google lol

and i take back all i said about your driving skills

nothing about the ugliness of the Ultima, im more aesthetic, your more performance and thats cool
May 27 2011 11:23AM
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COskier
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They are right though. There is nothing special about an Enzo. Two old rich douches in my neighborhood have them. Nobody has a fucking Ultima.
May 27 2011 1:43PM
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Huck_Norris
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I hear he only bought it because it sounds sexier than "gumpert" not because it's fast ;)

Looks like it's running a smidge rich tho lol... More smoke than a city bus. Jeebus that is hairy.
May 27 2011 2:37PM
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Willgum
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god i love top gear
But that ultima is a true supercar. yea it looks like shit compared to the stunning lambo but who cares, when it comes down to it a car should please the driver, not the people looking at it
May 27 2011 3:02PM
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Willgum
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Actually it doesn't look that bad , but it definitely wasnt designed for aesthetics
May 27 2011 3:05PM
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Tinga
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It seems like Jon will never actually drive his ultima. it wasnt ready for the Gumball as the water temps weren't where he wanted them to be I guess. He is currently driving his other Gt-r. Which in it's own right is a beast.
May 27 2011 3:26PM
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T.L.
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cool.  looks like a matchbox car.
May 27 2011 3:26PM
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AWALLRUS.
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reasons why.
1.super close to the ground
2. looks like some sort of gay spider vehicle.
3. that car does the same thing as every other car, so why pay so much
4. you can't even go fast unless youre on a racetrack or some shit, but jon probably has one of those too.
May 27 2011 3:32PM
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AWALLRUS.
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5. it's super loud and reminds me of the biker faggs episode of southpark.
May 27 2011 3:33PM
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alexat955
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ITT: people talking shit about cars they will never drive
May 27 2011 3:37PM
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-Mugatu
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A) he did not mention the ENZO specifically, he stated "ferrari".
B) This thread is not about what you would rather have, its about Jon's car. No one cares what you think.
C) I think in his post he made it specifically clear that the ferrari engineers do a dam good job at what they do, and your statement at the end contradicts what you stated when you said a ferrari is more car than anyone on NS can handle...
May 27 2011 3:55PM
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-Mugatu
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Your totally right, that car does the same as this toyota that just drove past my house..
May 27 2011 4:01PM
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AWALLRUS.
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can it make coffee? does it transform into a car with a trunk? does it suck your dick?
it's just a gayass spiderman car with useless speed.

reminds me of the asians who mod out their dodge neons and rip it up to 50kph then take their foot off.
May 27 2011 4:07PM
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Stickity
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i'd rather have a tron car
http://www.topspeed.com/cars/audi/2011-audi-r8-tron-by-west-coast-customs-and-monster-cable-ar103603.html
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May 27 2011 4:18PM
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-Mugatu
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If your going that route, I can say the same about your Ferrari, or any sportscar for that matter... I think the ENZO looks like a gayass spiderman car with useless speed...
May 27 2011 4:23PM
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RubberSoul
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guess i don't know much about cars cause that thing looks and sounds retarded
May 27 2011 4:25PM
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Dan.
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Jon needs to do a 0-100-0 run, his can probably best the 640hp ultima .

also that new body is pure sex. street legal le mans prototype? yes please.
May 27 2011 4:30PM
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dreadyboy
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I was all stoked thinking it was a diesel with all that smoke. Still cool, but not as cool.
May 27 2011 4:33PM
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Dan.
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that would be the most epic ultima ever, build it up with an engine similar to an r18
May 27 2011 4:35PM
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dreadyboy
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I know right, it'd be fuckin amazing
May 27 2011 5:54PM
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[tk]
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holy balls. want.
May 27 2011 6:05PM
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ns should just stop doing car threads..
May 27 2011 6:08PM
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skia4life89
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u guys are clueless when it comes to cars..the thing sounds awesome..just gnarly loud, and the whistling noise is the huge turbos that power that thing. It would be finished with a quarter mile before you guys got your Subaru out of first. haha
May 27 2011 6:21PM
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fragglemuffin
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You can buy older ferrari's for less than an STI...and most of them are not too much for even an average driver to handle.
May 27 2011 6:34PM
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Yinzer
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This is because the engine is tuned like a true race car, just barely running at idle and pumping max power at high RPMs
May 27 2011 6:40PM
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H8CH
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lol - O rly?




May 27 2011 6:49PM
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plorr
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That would be fucking epic. TDI FTW. It would be like an R18 on crack.
May 27 2011 6:53PM
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MNS
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i'd rather have something like a murcielago or a ferrari, just so i can get road head. that thing only sits one person.
May 27 2011 7:53PM
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BIGben*
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Do want!
May 27 2011 7:54PM
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AWALLRUS.
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i don't know what an enzo is but you're probably right

May 27 2011 7:56PM
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MNS
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May 27 2011 7:57PM
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*Dos*Planker*
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literally just looking at this 30 seconds ago
May 27 2011 8:15PM
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skiminnesota
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piss ugly.

the GTR that he drove all winter was way cooler. and i hate with a passion rice burners.


i will say the sound of that engine was enough for a slight hard on. lololololololol
May 27 2011 10:17PM
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Brenone
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Everyone talking about Ferrari's and the Ultima is ugly.......
He's in it for the sport. That thing is a fucking beast. Yeah Im sure Olsson likes the way it looks but that thing is designed to drive like an indy car.
May 27 2011 10:35PM
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D-Roche74
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dam
May 27 2011 10:37PM
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jibjunkie
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lulz at this shit turbo piece of garbage. sounds like shit too
May 27 2011 10:38PM
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Huck_Norris
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Thank you for showing us just how sad your understanding of cars is so we can discount it properly.
May 27 2011 10:40PM
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Tinga
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lol red car in the video is a GTR. I think you mean the GT-R he was driving around all winter. I know I know semantics it's just funny they have the same name minus a hyphen.
May 28 2011 12:08AM
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GayWolf420
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Oh lawd. Why are we thrashing jon olsson for his car likes? Him and his wallet probably don't give a shit.
May 28 2011 1:18AM
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B.Aussie
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But man are they amusing.
May 28 2011 8:35AM
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LittleFoot
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I dont think he gives a fuck what his car looks like. look at his goggles...
May 28 2011 8:56AM
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plorr
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But you are female.....




























I keed, I keed.
May 28 2011 9:34AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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paint job bump

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Oct 17 2011 5:38PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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?
Oct 17 2011 5:39PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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first pic wouldnt work
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Oct 17 2011 5:40PM
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dunkaroos
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so redbull
Oct 17 2011 5:45PM
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