Member of the Month

JalmarKalmar
April, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

One more day to live.

profile picture
caturdaze
Posts: 338 - Karma: 12
Since the worlds ending in one day what are you guys going to do on the last day you live?
May 20 2011 12:30AM
0 0
profile picture
wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
i just had sex
May 20 2011 12:33AM
0 0
profile picture
Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
This is entirely unrelated, but I read your sig and I legitimately know someone with a beta-fish fighting ring.
May 20 2011 12:33AM
0 0
profile picture
caturdaze
Posts: 338 - Karma: 12
haha I just lol'd so hard. But does he make money, and get bitches?

May 20 2011 12:36AM
0 0
profile picture
Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Nah, he's Phillipino. Small scale. but he does get bets on it and makes like up to $100 a fight and he does a few every month. Sometimes he loses but it's part of the deal.
May 20 2011 12:38AM
0 0
profile picture
TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,240
I'll probably end up making a couple of really good threads on my last few days on earth.
May 20 2011 12:40AM
0 0
profile picture
Funnel
Posts: 7808 - Karma: 1,414
Packing my suitcase for heaven.
May 20 2011 1:03AM
0 0
profile picture
.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
If I had one day to live I'd just say goodbye to everyone I love in my life and then say fuck that final day and kill myself by doing something awesome like skydiving without a parachute.
May 20 2011 3:53AM
0 0
profile picture
feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
or parachuting without skydiving. probably pretty hard to die though. better take a gun with you.
May 20 2011 4:56AM
0 0
profile picture
baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
idk..





But who's down for murder suicide?
May 20 2011 5:04AM
0 0
profile picture
feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
i am down

i am in austria, how do we handle the logistics?
May 20 2011 5:06AM
0 0
profile picture
maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
i will survive
May 20 2011 5:51AM
0 0
profile picture
pennstater
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 1,008
I will survive to. cuz I'm Jewish
May 20 2011 7:16AM
0 0
profile picture
SkiTheYeast
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 392
Im facing a 1/4 with one other person but the world is not going to end
May 20 2011 8:06AM
0 0
profile picture
TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
I shall walk down the street with a massive erection, pointing my index finger at women and yelling BANG, in hopes of eliciting a response.
May 20 2011 8:12AM
0 0
profile picture
*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
Well today, I'm going to go see Pirates of the Caribbean... Then, I'm going to go spend 200 dollars on dinner at the melting pot. Then I'm going to go home, gear up, and wait for the zombie fight to begin.
May 20 2011 8:12AM
0 0
profile picture
soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
baseball baseball baseball
May 20 2011 8:25AM
0 0
profile picture
SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
Going to school, then work, then gonna go home and play video games, so nothing
May 20 2011 8:28AM
0 0
profile picture
skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
im gona survive GOD U THER?!
May 20 2011 8:42AM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
guys, shut the fuck up about this whole, "Judgement day"  it's annoying.
May 20 2011 8:44AM
0 0
profile picture
T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008

The Preston and Steve morning show in philly is doing a morning full of call in confessions and some guy just confessed to helping to dispose of a body in the NJ pine barrens when he was 17.

May 20 2011 8:47AM
0 0
profile picture
arneson
Posts: 427 - Karma: 144
im gonna.... tell the ladies to back it up
May 20 2011 8:48AM
0 0
profile picture
I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
fuck eat ski
in no specific order ....
May 20 2011 8:50AM
0 0
profile picture
geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
today i plan to hang out in front of catholic churches, wait for hot religous girl to go in for confession.

wait for her to leave.

give her my proposition...
May 20 2011 9:07AM
0 0
profile picture
H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218

Im at work making mad Skrilla to the Bitter End!!!

Life (and death) of a baller......  

May 20 2011 9:08AM
0 0
profile picture
Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
Tomorrows just judgement day. They say October 21st is the end of the world.
May 20 2011 10:14AM
0 0
profile picture
.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
I just graduated highschool yesterday. Going to get fucked up and go to a strip club tonight. I dont give a fuck, at least i'm getting one day of freedom.
May 20 2011 11:46AM
0 0
profile picture
baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
over the phone?




trust and timing are essential
May 20 2011 12:03PM
0 0
profile picture
pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
well i gotta work till 2-11 tonight and 5:30 to whatever 9 hours after 5:30 is tomorow morning.


so i guess im just going to be breaking up cardboard and re organizing stacks of plant fertilizer. possibly selling the occasional lawn tractor or weed trimmer.
May 20 2011 12:09PM
0 0
profile picture
feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
absolutely. just send me a pm like an hour before this stuff blows up. one problem might be that there is no certain time, since he didnt specify a time zone.

i would say we take 6 ET, so i have a few more wake hours.

May 20 2011 3:28PM
0 0
profile picture
Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
well i'm getting shitfaced tonight
May 20 2011 3:33PM
0 0
profile picture
Christian[MN]
Posts: 759 - Karma: 363
Have unprotected sex































With my dog
May 20 2011 3:49PM
0 0
profile picture
tall_t
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15
wow you have skiing now?
May 20 2011 3:51PM
0 0
profile picture
Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
I do too.
You're jealous.
May 20 2011 6:02PM
0 0
profile picture
smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
Imma get drunk and round up some hot bitches in my bomb shelter so we can repopulate the world. c
May 20 2011 6:09PM
0 0
profile picture
AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
im gonna loot myself a spaceship so i can fly to heaven
May 20 2011 6:16PM
0 0
profile picture
yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
I've got a suitcase full of drugs, a creamy white rag top Cadillac on rental, and 1000 miles of open highway.
May 20 2011 6:16PM
0 0
profile picture
Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
So when the world doesn't really end, you'll be thrown from the windshield in a head on collision. You won't die because you were on so many drugs, and when you get out of the hospital you'll be faced with a hefty prison sentence for having an abundance of illegal drugs and killing a family of 4 in a horrific car crash.
Sounds awesome.
May 20 2011 6:19PM
0 0
profile picture
Talacious[Tally]
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 189
go to steamboat. have a heartfilled goodbye with my skis. watch star wars. load the winchesters. kill zombies. live forever.
May 20 2011 6:23PM
0 0
profile picture
.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,259

I can't wait until nothing happens after tomarrow, because it's getting annoying.

Haha

May 20 2011 6:25PM
0 0
profile picture
Christian[MN]
Posts: 759 - Karma: 363
I see what you did there
May 20 2011 6:56PM
0 0
profile picture
AbeFroman
Posts: 1268 - Karma: -4
I'm going to hack the rapture

My brother lives in NYC

I live in Colorado

call my brother at 4:00

ask him if everyone is flying up to heaven and whatnot

if they are:

2 hours to repent

if they arent:

chill
May 20 2011 7:01PM
0 0
profile picture
klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
lol
May 20 2011 8:32PM
0 0
profile picture
MiraFFe
Posts: 177 - Karma: 12
Im making a sign that says "told you the world wasn't gonna end"

no chance of disappointment
May 20 2011 8:34PM
0 0
profile picture
baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
you'll easily be the coolest kid in your grade if you do that.
May 20 2011 8:43PM
0 0
profile picture
JewRad
Posts: 432 - Karma: 23
And boom goes the dynamite!
May 20 2011 8:48PM
0 0
profile picture
No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
prom fuck fuck fuckfuck
May 20 2011 8:51PM
0 0
profile picture
CassiusClay
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 2
LOL! He's going to do it with a crooked look on his face while heading to vegas to apparently cover the race.
May 20 2011 9:06PM
0 0
profile picture
garret.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 586

IM so playing this at 5:56pm tomarrow

May 20 2011 9:10PM
0 0
profile picture
ChucklesNorman.
Posts: 1197 - Karma: 719
I'm skiing...First person who can guess where gets a cookie!
May 20 2011 9:14PM
0 0
profile picture
cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,851
page deux
May 20 2011 9:19PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)