The blonde jokes thread

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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?” The blond replies…..”Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”

I once forwarded a picture of a empty corn field that had a sign that said "corn maze" right next to the only stalk of corn to a blond co-worker of mine. She replied "i don't get it, where does it start?". She was being serious.... the email title was "corn maze for blonds". Sometimes i wonder how they survive this harsh world. And no that was not a joke.

blondes are supposed to be dumb, not smart

DIdn't say dumb blonde jokes thread...

Hahaaha yes.

so can dumb blonde jokes also apply to blonde men?

What does a blonde chic say after sex?



Like, are you guys really all on the same team?

Did you hear about the blonde bear that got caught in a bear trap?