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Death is upon us, May 21, 2011

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flaming_bases
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http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/



I was at my church group today, and our priest (usually really happy, good guy) was so scared and quiet. He showed us this, and we're all pretty scared right now. Im not sure what to think anymore.

Lets keep the bible bashing to a low, i want to show my church community some serious input. My priest said we only have so many hours to reconcile, and i agree
May 17 2011 9:28PM
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theJones
Posts: 676 - Karma: 158
Darn. Thought I would wake up this morning to the sight of thousands of people floating up in the sky to heaven. Either nobody was good enough to make the trip up, or this entirely made up event was exactly that, an entirely made up event.
May 21 2011 10:07AM
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Orrin
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God must hate me, he saved both my parents while they were reading today, but have left me to suffer!
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May 21 2011 10:15AM
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BIGben*
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Fuck thats todAy!!! No jk i dont give a fuck.
May 21 2011 10:16AM
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Broseph_Stalin
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yall just got god trolled
May 21 2011 10:16AM
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YoungJah
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Harold camping, you felling dumb with your trolling.
May 21 2011 10:20AM
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1337
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flawless victory
May 21 2011 10:22AM
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terrible_skier
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its sunday in new zeland... lol

May 21 2011 10:26AM
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MiraFFe
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So your parents are naked?
May 21 2011 10:34AM
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cwillygood
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its not gunna happen today...but maybe someday but i dont think anyone will ever know
May 21 2011 11:04AM
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PacificRimJob
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Ah shit... I woke up to THIS...

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And this guy was DEFINITELY god fearing... Even had the new testament in his hand...

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And was watching FOX NEWS!!

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May 21 2011 11:24AM
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ONE-UP
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10/10
May 21 2011 11:43AM
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Z-Juice
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yes
May 21 2011 11:44AM
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H8CH
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LOL at all the christians who just got trolled by a 2000 yr old story book....

Lulz.....

Marvel comics need to copyright some of this shit....
May 21 2011 1:24PM
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Chlamydia
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you were sitting home watching your T.V. while I was participating in some anarchy.
May 21 2011 2:42PM
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buddychaps
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first stop we hitted was my liquor store. i finally got all that alcohol i can't afford
May 21 2011 2:46PM
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funk~
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with red lights flashin' time to retire,  and then we turned that liquor store into a structure fire.
May 21 2011 4:29PM
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terrible_skier
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this is the funniest fucking thing ever : http://www.familyradio.com/PDFS/gay_pride.pdf
May 21 2011 4:30PM
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hoodratz47
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next stop we hit was the music shop it only took one brick to make that window drop.

May 21 2011 4:31PM
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BMB
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2.5 hours until 6pm CST
May 21 2011 4:36PM
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skitheWest.
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im still alive...
May 21 2011 4:40PM
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MatRich
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it sure is nice out today for an apocalypse
May 21 2011 4:41PM
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J-Evs
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some volcano in iceland has begun erupting....
BIG DEAL!
May 21 2011 4:52PM
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Chubz.
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it done caused 50 earth quakes! OH NOES!
May 21 2011 4:52PM
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terrible_skier
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link

May 21 2011 4:53PM
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the_moderaper
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8578576.stm

nbd
May 21 2011 4:58PM
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terrible_skier
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oh shit :(

May 21 2011 5:00PM
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Get.Kronk
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Best judgement day ever? It's like 70 and sunny, and i just got from eating turkey legs and funnel cakes at a town fair.
May 21 2011 5:00PM
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MatRich
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now that is fucking gangnster! apart from the people dying and what have you
May 21 2011 5:16PM
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terrible_skier
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what have i?
May 21 2011 5:17PM
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reverendwrong
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note the date.....MARCH 21 2010

nice troll jackass


30 MIN TILL THE RELIGIOUS NUTJOBS LEAVE OR ARE PROVEN WRONG EITHER WAY WIN!
May 21 2011 5:29PM
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eheath
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the fact i didnt happen anywhere else in the world at 6pm proves it wrong...
May 21 2011 5:29PM
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Blake.P
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21st of march, 2010. And thus your argument is invalid
May 21 2011 5:31PM
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reverendwrong
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well I wouldn't expect it to happen one hour at a time across the whole earth...you would expect it to happen all at once, so we have to wait for each time zone to pass 6pm cause the nut jobs didn't specify one...but since he's on the east coast EST is the most likely
May 21 2011 5:36PM
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General_Ripper
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Fuck I just found out about this. Super glad I only have 13 minutes. FML
May 21 2011 5:47PM
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eheath
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except he said it would happen in every time zone at 6pm...
May 21 2011 5:49PM
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eheath
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except he said it would happen in every time zone at 6pm...
May 21 2011 5:51PM
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Chubz.
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is supposed to happen at exactly 6?
May 21 2011 5:53PM
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squibble
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hey thats today
May 21 2011 5:54PM
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.spaghetticat.
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IM ALIVE!!!!!!
May 21 2011 6:00PM
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steep
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6:00 pm EST, nothing yet lol
May 21 2011 6:00PM
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michelle
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well.. im still here
May 21 2011 6:00PM
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joshua
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I just removed three ticks from my legs.
May 21 2011 6:01PM
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E.C.
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whats gunna happen oh shit the suspense
May 21 2011 6:01PM
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General_Ripper
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I going to make T-shirts "I survived the Rapture 2011"
May 21 2011 6:01PM
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Chubz.
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FUCK YEAH!
May 21 2011 6:01PM
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tommyp1ckles
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lol
May 21 2011 6:02PM
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terrible_skier
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woooot

May 21 2011 6:02PM
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caturdaze
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I survived!

May 21 2011 6:04PM
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General_Ripper
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nvm like 5,000 other people are already doing it haha
May 21 2011 6:04PM
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