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So This Girl Wants To.....

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-Dan
Posts: 7087 - Karma: 50,495
Go into "Big Boy" Things with me.

she cute as hell.

has mad "swag"

but i mean, she likes girls....and she's a little off the rocker. i mean, i have to take ridlin but she's pass that....like not hyper but you dont want to go to sleep around her.


i dont know if i should give her my v-card or my voice mail.


help me =(


( 13 times out of 5 mods are gonna delete this because they hate me) =)
May 13 2011 7:21PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Swag? sir, just no.
May 13 2011 7:22PM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,449

:)

May 13 2011 7:22PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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bangerbrainsout
May 13 2011 7:23PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Also, pics of said girl may ne
May 13 2011 7:24PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
pee in her butt
May 13 2011 7:24PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Be needed
May 13 2011 7:24PM
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dunkaroos
Posts: 2574 - Karma: 633
I'm semi-confused

what did you mean by:

"i have to take ridlin but she's pass that....like not hyper but you dont want to go to sleep around her. "
May 13 2011 7:29PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
nuff said
May 13 2011 7:29PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
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She sounds a bit crazy, you better get her before she gets you.
May 13 2011 7:32PM
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flaming_bases
Posts: 114 - Karma: 11
dont do it if you arent entirely comfortable with her. Shes gonna have that for the rest of your life. (unless you kill her, then you take it back that way)
May 13 2011 7:33PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
a fuck is a fuck...
May 13 2011 7:35PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
have you kissed her in the mouth???
May 13 2011 7:36PM
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hippystinx
Posts: 937 - Karma: 167
bang it like a hammer
May 13 2011 7:37PM
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Nobody.
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 471
Its as simple as, if it's not comfortable, don't do it man.
May 13 2011 7:39PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
with your dick?
May 13 2011 7:39PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
pictures are most certainly necessary here
May 13 2011 7:42PM
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.Max.
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 701
My theory, touch her inappropriately.
May 13 2011 7:44PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
do it in another position
May 13 2011 7:44PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
if she has swag....fucking do it. who cares if she gets klingy as hell and won't stop texting you calling you and acting like the asian girl in scott pilgrim vs the world.
May 13 2011 7:45PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
Put it in her ear......bellybutton?!?!?
May 13 2011 7:45PM
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jblaski
Posts: 5561 - Karma: 1,027
Awe....did someone just hear the good touch/bad touch talk in elementary school? Isn't that cute.

But does your mommy and daddy know that you left the Nickelodeon website?










This thread is fucking retarded.
May 13 2011 7:46PM
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Candy
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 176
If your not 100% certain that you want this girl, I wouldn't do it. I don't even kiss girls unless I'm way into them.

You don't want to regret it.
May 13 2011 7:47PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
If you have to ask NS if you should fuck a girl, she is either a solid 7 or you're claiming.


PS. Say no and spent the time you have saved studying the English language.
May 13 2011 7:48PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
I fail.
May 13 2011 7:49PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
doughnut up the butt.
May 13 2011 7:49PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
wat tha fack
May 13 2011 7:54PM
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a.wall
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May 13 2011 7:58PM
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TechnoPotamus
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May 13 2011 8:00PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,675
It's me, isn't it?
May 13 2011 8:01PM
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TechnoPotamus
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May 13 2011 8:02PM
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[evan]
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thats mean
May 13 2011 8:03PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
pee in her but then lol in her face and tell her your rubber fell off halfway though
May 13 2011 8:15PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
what the fuck is ridlin?
May 13 2011 8:17PM
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tall_t
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i lold
May 13 2011 8:25PM
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NoBigDeal
Posts: 2790 - Karma: 629
pics or it did not happen
May 13 2011 8:29PM
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Lolocaust.
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 512
smang dat bitch.
May 13 2011 8:31PM
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NoBigDeal
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May 13 2011 8:34PM
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flaming_bases
Posts: 114 - Karma: 11
you suck at internet really badly dude, do kids like you on here?
May 13 2011 8:37PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
uhhhh dan, you ok?
May 13 2011 8:45PM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Just Do It ✔
May 13 2011 8:47PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
.
May 13 2011 8:47PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
give her the LIKE BERNIE dance and see how she reacts. that's how you'll know whether or not she's a keeper. and dont put on music and bust it out. just randomly, as you're walking into a restaurant together, enjoying the cool evening breeze and a pleasant conversation, start MOVIN LIKE BERRNNIEEEE
May 13 2011 8:50PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
......LAWL

You are a retard.
May 13 2011 8:51PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
Lol dan
May 13 2011 9:03PM
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Jahseph.
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 267

If you have to make a thread asking a bunch of internet pranksters whether or not you want to have sex with this girl, then you are obviously nowhere near mature enough to handle physical intimacy.

That being said. Pee in her butt.

May 13 2011 9:07PM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
Pics. Also is her being into girls also a bad thing??
May 13 2011 9:15PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
.
May 13 2011 9:17PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
This won't work because everyone that Dan and I know watches us Bernie randomly all the time, so he's prolly already done it in front of this chick.

And Dan, I'm just gonna put this out here:
I told you so.
May 13 2011 9:23PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
but on a date?
May 13 2011 9:28PM
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6God
Posts: 280 - Karma: 17
Definitely tap that.... Pics are a must though.
May 13 2011 9:35PM
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