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Man Gets Tazed, Calls on Jesus, Escapes

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hoodhugo
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Man Gets Tazed, Calls on Jesus, Escapes - watch more funny videos
May 11 2011 10:39PM
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Nobody.
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You took the title of the video word for word, clever
May 11 2011 10:40PM
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hoodhugo
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yes. yes i did
May 11 2011 10:41PM
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T-Holt
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Regardless of the OP's originality or cleverness, that video was great.
May 11 2011 10:43PM
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[evan]
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haha that was great
May 11 2011 10:44PM
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lineskier10
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that was awesome, when he yelled YAHWEEEH i burst out laughing
May 11 2011 10:48PM
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theBearJew
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I am defending myself.. In favor of that!

and that guy seems like a total douche and idiot.
May 11 2011 10:49PM
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dreadyboy
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Wow them's some shitty ass cops, also that dude's fucked
May 11 2011 10:50PM
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eastcoastjibb
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cool
May 11 2011 10:51PM
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pelle_munch
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"honey they're tasering you"

ZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTT


"i am defending myself in favor of that"

haha how was he not on the ground paralyzed...
May 11 2011 10:52PM
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Anathema
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guys got a point though.. that's fucked up when you ask what you're under arrest for and they say 'it doesn't matter'
May 11 2011 10:53PM
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Troy.
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Yea, I'm pretty sure you have to have probable cause, and they don't have it.
May 11 2011 11:07PM
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pomme-de-terre
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holy FUCK that guy was fast. he was up and just like BOOM. gone. i bet that motherfucker was wearing PF flyers.
May 11 2011 11:11PM
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Nathn
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As you are held in police custody, you have the following rights: to remain silent to be informed of the charges against you to obtain an attorney or have one appointed to you if you cannot afford one to have a judge decide if you should remain in jail or be released until your trial
May 11 2011 11:13PM
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no_steeze
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i think he was on drugs
May 11 2011 11:15PM
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Conker
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May 11 2011 11:22PM
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shrEddie
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yeah they probably didnt chase him because they already knew his name and therefore address
May 11 2011 11:40PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Wow he really took off.
May 11 2011 11:47PM
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Tonic
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No excuse for reposts of this video now. Nothing wrong with a precise thread title.
May 12 2011 12:07AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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They let go of his body in order to tazer him and when they did that they couldn't get a clean shot and he was able to get away.
May 12 2011 12:13AM
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Hard
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Thats gotta be the best thing i'v ever seen. Guys either an archangel or on drugs .
May 12 2011 12:17AM
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-Mugatu
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SO when the time comes for a kid to make another thread like this there will be no reason for him to not have seen it come up on the searchbar..
May 12 2011 12:19AM
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geteducated
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through prayer he ascended through the gas station back to his crack kingdom.
May 12 2011 12:33AM
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