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Smearing shit all over your ass cheeks....

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ESAND
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
.....is absolutely ridiculous in this day and age.

 After living with a bidet for the last 2 years, I don't know how I lived without one for the previous 19.

Every house should have one.
May 1 2011 2:06AM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
I like my toilet paper.
May 1 2011 2:09AM
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Anathema
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three seashells imo
May 1 2011 2:09AM
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ESAND
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
Me too; I use it to dry my clean anus and then I flush it down the toilet.
May 1 2011 2:10AM
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henrytargett
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i dont even get how those things work.

May 1 2011 2:15AM
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Legion
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 29
yeah, how does it dry your ass off after it power blasts your butt hole?
May 1 2011 2:17AM
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HKrass
Posts: 396 - Karma: 43
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=smearing+shit+all+over+your+ass+cheeks
May 1 2011 2:17AM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
I have vowed to never use one of those. I would rather get raped in jail.
May 1 2011 2:18AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
you just like how it feels
May 1 2011 2:20AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
I shower, literally right after every sesh.
May 1 2011 2:21AM
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ESAND
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 744
it doesn't. You use toilet paper for that.
May 1 2011 2:23AM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
'bidets are so choice. if you have the means i highly recommend picking one up'
May 1 2011 2:55AM
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.AR6rider.
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What you did there, I see it.
May 1 2011 3:07AM
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