Going back in time. Today is a sad day. my good friend Sean pistol was at my house and we were all drinking beer right,. Lots of beer, dark , delicious heavy beer.. Just like the one i have in my hand right now. Anyways. I got a new kart, and so we were shredding it up and down the street and all was good. So its Dingo's turn, and he already took a 6 pack of Sierra to his dome and with one shoe ( he left the other on the driveway) jumped in the kart ( asked me to hold his beverage) and took off.
Dingo was gone for 128 minutes ! I guess he went to Oregon. i don't know what he did, who he saw or how many chicks he fucked when he was out there ( chin-less Oregon girls) but at least he brought my kart back.
So, sean had a good hour on my new emmik right, he screams buy with a chick in his lap, then at the corner dumps her off and sits at the stop sign like a drag racer. Obviously., since we are all hammered and saw him pass the first time, were watching him rev it up like Dale Earnhardt or something at the end of the street. Sean Pop's the cluth and actually gets the fuckign front tires off the ground!! I thin he used his beard for counterbalance or some shit, anyways.... Sean came screaming by the driveway on 2 wheels, lost control when he sneezed and put my goddamn new emmik into the curb.... Sean is DEAD. but more importantly , i need a new kart so everyone please take a second and donate 1$ or 5$ to ShredX@gmail.com( my Paypal) so i can get a newcart.
thanks! everyone who donates!!
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