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What is under your pillow right now?

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zagfan5
Posts: 2608 - Karma: 144
what under your pillow? sinple question. im interested to see what kind of answers are said.
Apr 27 2011 7:52PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
my bed
Apr 27 2011 7:52PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
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Apr 27 2011 7:53PM
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skeedle
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 628
my night guard
Apr 27 2011 7:54PM
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sherwood4099
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A P-Mag of Hornady 5.56 Tap
Apr 27 2011 7:55PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
pornos...



...lolololol
Apr 27 2011 7:55PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
A gun a bank roll and a bottle of cough syrup and whiskey
Apr 27 2011 7:56PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,296
another pillow
Apr 27 2011 7:57PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
a lost, unopened bag of fuzzy peaches.
Apr 27 2011 7:58PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,189
A nice flannel sheet, followed by a memory foam mattress.
Apr 27 2011 8:00PM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
another pillow.

im a big spender
Apr 27 2011 8:01PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,459
A gun a switchblade and a 8 ball oh yao
Apr 27 2011 8:01PM
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.Max.
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 701
A penny and a bic pen. Interesting.
Apr 27 2011 8:02PM
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SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
a severed pinky toe, a small, but quite hardy, recently deacesed chipmunk, a medium sized assortment of various bite size candy bars, a pair of broken sunglasses, a carton of moose tracks ice cream with a slight amount of choclate ice cream due to some jackass who thinks he can go sticking his spoons wherever he wants, and a small patch of grass
Apr 27 2011 8:02PM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542

ahahahah

Can't find my pillow too much clotes all-over my bed

Apr 27 2011 8:03PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
A TV remote.
Apr 27 2011 8:04PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
followed by a sheet, another sheet, a memory foam pad, a mattress, a bed frame, bed risers, a longboard, the floor, then a room where two girls live, then the lobby of my building, then the basement, then australia.


Apr 27 2011 8:05PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
my colt 1911

above which is another pillow
Apr 27 2011 8:05PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
another pillow
Apr 27 2011 8:07PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
the rabbit hole that leads to wonderland. bitch.
Apr 27 2011 8:08PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
not much, just a reading book:

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Apr 27 2011 8:09PM
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120494435941
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weed crumbs and roached j's jp
Apr 27 2011 8:12PM
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Kimbo~Slice
Posts: 522 - Karma: 194
Psp, ipod, phone, earphones, wallet, loose change...
Apr 27 2011 8:13PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

semen.

thats right, semen. when i bed the ladies i usually end the encounter by ejaculating on their faces. naturally, some of it dribbles down onto my pillow, so ill turn my pillow over to sleep on the clean side. over time, the semen solidifies, sticking to both the underside of the pillow and the top part of the bed sheet, but since i dont want to be scratching my face as i try to sleep for the rest of the week, ill wash my pillow case. since im lazy, i often wont wash my bed sheets as often as i do my pillow case, which leads to semen residue accumulating under my pillow.

so yes, right now i probably have several week old semen under my pillow.

Apr 27 2011 8:14PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Apr 27 2011 8:14PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
......
Apr 27 2011 8:16PM
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erica
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 24,068
this.
Apr 27 2011 8:25PM
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BIGben*
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How about weed?
Apr 27 2011 9:00PM
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The_Big_Tuna
Posts: 799 - Karma: 75
bodies of my neighbors children
Apr 27 2011 9:12PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
A mini-fridge full of Arizona is about 18 inches under my pillow. Actually, there's not much left, I drank it all.
Apr 27 2011 9:13PM
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eldridge
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cool you have a gun
Apr 27 2011 9:16PM
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iSmokeweed
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tod walnutz is a gunny man. so guns are cool.
Apr 27 2011 9:21PM
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84891jnf92048
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3 keys of heroin
Apr 27 2011 9:23PM
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Level4
Posts: 142 - Karma: 10
yeah fuck fucking right bro, you ve never jizzed on a girls face
Apr 27 2011 9:24PM
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84891jnf92048
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Apr 27 2011 9:26PM
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.frenchy
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cool you know what a gun is.
Apr 27 2011 9:27PM
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AWALLRUS.
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i have a 12 inch dildo and 2 fleshlights
Apr 27 2011 9:28PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
well played! Shawshank was an amazing movie.
Apr 27 2011 9:40PM
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-Mugatu
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A couple M&M peanuts! Thanks for asking me, STOKED!
Apr 27 2011 9:47PM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
best movie
Apr 27 2011 9:53PM
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chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
. then my bed
Apr 27 2011 9:54PM
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jblaski
Posts: 5561 - Karma: 1,027
TWO more pillows.

Baller status.
Apr 27 2011 10:19PM
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penguinslide
Posts: 215 - Karma: 42

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Apr 27 2011 10:34PM
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DirtyDan
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Probably my cellphone cause I ain't afraid of no brain cancer.
Apr 27 2011 10:36PM
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PaintedHearts
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 127
SAME! It's pretty legit haha
Apr 27 2011 10:38PM
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_MNice_
Posts: 558 - Karma: 52
same
Apr 27 2011 10:38PM
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Golden.
Posts: 233 - Karma: 52
Large quantities of sequencial hundred dollar bills.
Apr 27 2011 10:42PM
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Golden.
Posts: 233 - Karma: 52
Large quantities of sequencial hundred dollar bills.
Apr 27 2011 10:42PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
Headphones
Apr 27 2011 10:44PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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6-10 wads of semen-covered tissues. I'm too lazy to get up and throw them away after I'm done, you know how it is. They accumulate after a while.
Apr 27 2011 11:10PM
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Kratotalaga
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you a boss
Apr 28 2011 3:22PM
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