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All about Jon Olsson

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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
If he had performed in the movie "300", the film would have been called "1".
Apr 25 2011 7:09PM
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Jpurd
Posts: 3196 - Karma: 3,554
Jon Ollson doesnt have a mortgage, his house pays him.
May 15 2011 12:49PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,659
Jon Olsson was the one who put the sword in the stone in the first place.
May 15 2011 10:17PM
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504
haha great
May 15 2011 10:33PM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,602
bump
May 22 2011 4:23PM
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Juho@Kilkki
Posts: 72 - Karma: 12,408
Jon Olsson posted "bump" to a thread......... It became sticky.
May 22 2011 4:44PM
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TaySwift
Posts: 3436 - Karma: 1,622
jon olsson is ip banned from NS, not because he was banned too many time before, but because he posted a picture of his dick and all the pink names commented on it so much, he crashed NS with the amount of comments
May 22 2011 5:17PM
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JuliusJ
Posts: 3778 - Karma: 2,106
Jon Olsson will be Micheal Scott's replacement.
May 23 2011 2:38AM
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.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 235
the earthquake in japan was cause by jon stomping a new trick.
May 23 2011 7:43AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089

No one knows who The Stig really is...



except Jon Olsson.


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Jun 1 2011 5:50PM
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AA-Shred
Posts: 131 - Karma: -6
Jon Olsson crashed once, it broke Tanner's ankles.
Jun 1 2011 8:52PM
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DOSE.
Posts: 1671 - Karma: 82
Not just pink names.....
Jun 1 2011 9:24PM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
correction, Jon Olsson is The Stig's father
Jun 1 2011 9:34PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Jon Olsson can dig a hole in air.
Jun 1 2011 9:46PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
*sigh*
Jun 1 2011 9:50PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
It's said Jon Olsson hit Chad's on these.
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Some say there's an airport in Russia named after him.
Jun 1 2011 9:58PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,785
jon olsson doesnt ski, skiing jon olssons
Jun 1 2011 10:00PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
Jon was born in a log cabin he built with his own hands.
Jun 1 2011 11:05PM
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.sage.
Posts: 195 - Karma: 10
and ahmet continues to shit on jon through facebook.........
Jun 1 2011 11:48PM
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Dr.Rick_Marshall
Posts: 407 - Karma: 44
During the climax of our intercourse my girlfriend screamed "Jon Olsson". I wondered how she could read my mind.
Jun 2 2011 12:11AM
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TaySwift
Posts: 3436 - Karma: 1,622
winning
Jun 2 2011 2:36AM
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lilulrik
Posts: 70 - Karma: 10
Jon Olsson is the cousin of sleep
Jun 2 2011 5:51AM
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lukewalnuts
Posts: 2730 - Karma: 152
love it
Jun 3 2011 3:27PM
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Sallabillz
Posts: 1289 - Karma: 762
thread is full of win
Jun 3 2011 4:22PM
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-ROY-
Posts: 3633 - Karma: 1,503
jon olsson hacked into weiners twitter for teh lolz
Jun 3 2011 4:35PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
hahahaha yea
Jun 3 2011 5:36PM
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jibopoly23
Posts: 151 - Karma: 185

 who wins, the immovable Jon or the unstoppable Olsson?

Jun 3 2011 9:15PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,785
they both win, the rest of the world loses
Jun 5 2011 3:08PM
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Pool.
Posts: 2820 - Karma: 662
jon olson was once splashed by shamoo, he proceeded to throw shamoo into the crowd, splashed him and asked how he liked to be splashed, then went on to finish the show
Jun 5 2011 6:37PM
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Tree60
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 4,961
Jon olsson can slam a revolving door
Jun 6 2011 1:49AM
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KoalaTime
Posts: 156 - Karma: 41
The first result of a search I just did for "Jon Olsson" in the videos section is titled "Girls Rule!"


https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/content/viewvideo/id/431016/search_string/jon+olsson/
Jun 6 2011 4:19AM
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TaySwift
Posts: 3436 - Karma: 1,622
thats weird you found that cuz that little satin child skis at my hill, her mom bitched at my coach because her little girl wouldn't be put in our group cuz she was like 7, shes like a bulgarian witch
Jun 6 2011 10:24AM
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BIT
Posts: 112 - Karma: 11
Jon Olssen won the World Series of Poker.........Using Pokemon cards

Jon  doesn't flush the toilet,..........He scares the shit out of it.
Jun 6 2011 10:32AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
WTF that vid was filmed by McMurray.
Jun 6 2011 7:28PM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
Best yet...
Jun 6 2011 7:49PM
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little1337
Posts: 8161 - Karma: 45,810
jon olsson won the game. you all lost
Jun 6 2011 8:02PM
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son
Posts: 55 - Karma: 12
i fucked jon a few years back. i gotta say, he's a prominent nothing. he came within seconds and his dick was a pathetic fucking mess. his semin tasted like rusty barbed wire.

enough of these ironic jokes.
Jun 7 2011 1:43AM
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Mr_Flatspin
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If you search "Jon Olsson" on google, the internet crashes...



Jon Olsson was on the green, when Alan Shepard hit the golfball on the moon.



Jon Olsson is the reason Michael Jordan returned to basket.


Jon Olsson said to Oprah, "enough is enough".



There is no theory of evolution, there's just a long list of creatures Jon Olsson allowed to live.
Jun 10 2011 1:11AM
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MaTTxZ
Posts: 3 - Karma: 19
Jon Ollson once gave blood, it was put in cans and labeled Red Bull
Jun 10 2011 6:58AM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
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Jun 10 2011 9:08AM
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hodlekve
Posts: 543 - Karma: 1,262
you don't fuck jon olsson, jon olsson fucks you
Jun 10 2011 11:25AM
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team16
Posts: 4 - Karma: 10
Jon Olsson can throw  doubles in a GS and pass some kickers wille driving an lambo.

Jun 10 2011 12:29PM
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team16
Posts: 4 - Karma: 10
Jon Olsson can make Dumont win on a big air competition. Even doing it better!
Jun 10 2011 12:31PM
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zbphoto
Posts: 7789 - Karma: 12,039
This thread is epic. Best thing I've seen on NS EVER!
Jun 10 2011 12:41PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
john olsson IS the illuminati
Jun 10 2011 4:00PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
oh shit! jon
Jun 10 2011 4:01PM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
YES
Jun 10 2011 5:02PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
best thread eva!
Jun 10 2011 5:10PM
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zbphoto
Posts: 7789 - Karma: 12,039
God created the world; Jon Olsson create GOD.
Jun 10 2011 5:45PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
Jon Olsson doesnt try in competitions, he just allows you to lose.
Jun 10 2011 5:50PM
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HalfandHalf
Posts: 1216 - Karma: 207
he doesnt always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers dos equis
Jun 10 2011 7:24PM
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