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Back Country Skiers: Creepy Realization

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derpina
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Prob could have put in ski gabber but whatever...


But has it ever occurred to you how many sleeping bears you probably ski over on a seasonal basis?

How fucked would that be to fall into a bears den?


I just thought of that the other day... kind of creeped me out.


Sorry if you didn't think it was thread worthy. Go cry to someone else.
Apr 22 2011 11:37PM
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*simba*
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ohgod
Apr 22 2011 11:38PM
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SPskier543
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I don't think bears live in caves buried in snow. They would die
Apr 22 2011 11:40PM
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derpina
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Shhhh. ;-) I'm bored.
Apr 22 2011 11:40PM
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ORDEAL
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O shi-
Apr 22 2011 11:41PM
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lineskier10
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i fell into a bear den once, i stabbed the fucker in the eye with my ski pole and got the fuck out of there, it wasnt too big of a deal
Apr 22 2011 11:42PM
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PON3
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secrets
Apr 22 2011 11:43PM
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derpina
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+k
Apr 22 2011 11:43PM
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ORDEAL
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Did you save the meat?
Apr 23 2011 12:13AM
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eheath
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Ever think about how many dead buried people you walk over every day?
Apr 23 2011 12:14AM
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skijunkiedtm
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Shit, no I haven't.

Weird
Apr 23 2011 12:17AM
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shr@gler
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Im pretty sure this exact scenario happened this season at a resort in Europe.

Then they killed the bears cubs. for no reason, fuckers

Apr 23 2011 12:20AM
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derpina
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That's fine. They're dead.


Sleeping bears that are hungry with big gnarly teeth and cubs to protect are not.
Apr 23 2011 1:08AM
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Chubz.
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Thats gnarly as fuck. Buttt i don't ski powder. Sooo i don't have to worry about that.
Apr 23 2011 1:19AM
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Funnel
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Hahaha. Bears, not so much. I've never thought about all of the Marmots and Chipmunks I ski over though.
Apr 23 2011 1:19AM
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ThaLorax
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did you know that bears bears don't hibernate like other animals? they can wake up in a completely aware state and be ready to chase your ass down at any moment?
Apr 23 2011 1:21AM
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derpina
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I've run over too many squirrels to count. It's sad, really.


And to MuchoMango, that's sketch as fuck!
Apr 23 2011 1:24AM
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Idahoskier420
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a very interesting thought. i would guess between 10-30 per season. if one where to fall in a bears den I think you would have plenty of time to get out safely before the bear woke up and even then I can't say if it would attack right away. bear are misunderstood creatures.
Apr 23 2011 1:32AM
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MothaHucker
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Bears make dens in hallowed out old trees, and are everywhere at whistler. Chances are you have skiied right over a bear if u ski trees at whis. Can u imagine falling in a treewell and coming fave to face with a bear? Creepy shit
Apr 23 2011 3:50AM
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hoodratz47
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hmmm
Apr 23 2011 4:07AM
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feihlination
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due to the lack of bears i "woke" up two of these fuckers some years ago (not at the same time btw).
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they sleep or do whatever they do totally covered in snow after it snowed and sit maybe 5 inch below the surface i would guess.

both werent too happy i guess and i almost got a heart attack when they started to fly (FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP, etc) half a meter before my tips.
Apr 23 2011 5:25AM
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Daydreaming
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This is pretty much what my last bear encounter looked like, just mentally add some super tall ts, some murdered out c-bars, and several feet of snow to complete the image.


Apr 23 2011 5:38AM
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akarlsen
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there was a boy in sweden that got pulled down in a bear nest, the boy crawled out minutes later with wounds on hes legs and arms. hes friends was watching the whole thing.(they skied over the nest)
Apr 23 2011 6:36AM
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sector_6_films
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happens to me all the time........no biggie
Apr 23 2011 9:13AM
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.Ian.
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Bears live in nests?
Apr 23 2011 9:30AM
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akarlsen
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lol, what i mean to say is that the bear attacked from under the ground.
Apr 23 2011 9:48AM
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skiP.E.I.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/30/ollie-frisk-skis-into-bea_n_842383.html
Apr 23 2011 10:35AM
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feihlination
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underground bear attack? until now i didnt believe that 2012 hype, but that shit is just too much. who whould want to live in a world with such things anyway. shit better gets destroyed NAOW. make it 2011.
Apr 23 2011 10:58AM
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cooper.fry
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I never though of that, fucking weird to think about though.
Apr 23 2011 11:05AM
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Anorak
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damn. I hate you now.


This season I saw a bear, we tried to follow it and it just disappeared so like O_O.
Apr 23 2011 11:07AM
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pinhead_larry
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Yeah never though about that
Apr 23 2011 11:33AM
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derpina
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Muwahaha!


That's because... IT WENT UNDERNEATH YOU! GAHHHHH!!!! 0.o
Apr 23 2011 11:33AM
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SPskier543
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I chased a moose once, but he got away
Apr 23 2011 11:36AM
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Anorak
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Aligee, you might be one of my favorite members.
Apr 23 2011 12:10PM
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derpina
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THAT'S WASSUP!
Apr 23 2011 12:56PM
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ShredThePowdah.
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Yes. None... What are the odds of you skiing over a fucking BEAR.. burried in the snow..
Apr 23 2011 1:02PM
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derpina
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Well slap my ass N call me a bitch, yer right! I'z fergot that all burrs sprout wings and fly downa Slicklizard, Alabama for the win'er!


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Apr 23 2011 1:17PM
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ShredThePowdah.
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I'll gladly slap your ass ;)

but you're still worng. nobody skis 0ver a bear.
Apr 23 2011 1:21PM
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derpina
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'MERICA!
Apr 23 2011 1:25PM
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Z-Juice
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or turkeys?
Apr 23 2011 2:37PM
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Aenigma
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In the 7-8 years I've spent touring, I'd venture to guess I have skied or skinned over approximately zero bears.

I've almost hit a few on my DH bike, though.
Apr 23 2011 2:43PM
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