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Capurnicus
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- Dan McIntyre

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Looks like rain to me.
Jul 19 2004 5:45PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Wow, I don't know what to say.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 19 2004 5:46PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
Jul 19 2004 5:46PM
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linemaverick540
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random, retarded, and funny haha


member 5054

Jul 19 2004 5:46PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
sickening

-Sara

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skihood.com
Jul 19 2004 5:47PM
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LittleDevil720
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??
Jul 19 2004 5:48PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
the first time i saw this i laughed for hours.


Teddy
WWTJSD?
Jul 19 2004 6:02PM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
uhhhhhhhhh ok??




we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman


no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor
Jul 19 2004 6:04PM
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rossi900
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thats horrid but sooo funny at the same time



-matt brady
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Jul 19 2004 6:04PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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am I missing the punchline or something


God is an American.
Jul 19 2004 6:13PM
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west
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You must be.......ahahahaha.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jul 19 2004 6:18PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
so one time this kid in Kansas....

hahahahahahahahahahahaha, oh i love that one so good.
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'What Kind of skis are those?' -this stupid poser kid


'Line' -me

'who makes that?' -this stupid poser kid


'Line' -me

www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com


Jul 19 2004 6:37PM
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hendrik.
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*blank*
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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn
Jul 19 2004 6:44PM
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coolcat410
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Hahahahaha funny.
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Team Fresh
Jul 19 2004 6:47PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
I believe i missed the humor as well


Here Comes A Special Boy!

''oh my god inniak and steel both do sex changes and inniaks is fucken insane'' - ballstothewall
Jul 19 2004 7:05PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
funny and not funny all at the same time
skiing rules
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Jul 19 2004 7:08PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
not funny at all.
Jul 19 2004 7:15PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,347
My humour is obviously too ''high-brow'' for some of you. Sorry.
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-Dan
Know it how it hurts to hit the snooze button twice
When you're probably late as hell and the air is cold as ice.
Jul 19 2004 7:19PM
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Apple
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oh man thats funny. I cant seem to figure out if its funny because its actually humorous or if its funny because its not funny at all... im going to be grapelling with that all night now.

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
--->CCR*

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
Jul 19 2004 7:24PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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its like dead babies... but more mature... mature meaning the subject is older.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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The following post is a piece of shit.
Jul 19 2004 7:36PM
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hucker22
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i can only see 2 boxes is there more? or is that the punch line....
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some people like their cucumber pickled
Jul 19 2004 8:40PM
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triebby
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funny at first but then you think about Africa and its not cool at all.


I hate Liberals.

Member 6834

Bristol Crew Represent
Jul 19 2004 8:41PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
^There isnt really a punch line. That's kinda the point. The last one just has the tall person saying 'You are probably going to die soon'.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Jul 19 2004 8:42PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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not reall;y funny


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
member 9020
newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
Jul 19 2004 8:48PM
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december
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hah, nice. where can i see more of these?

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dana
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Jul 19 2004 8:48PM
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december
Posts: 827 - Karma: 10
hah, nice. where can i see more of these?

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dana
*1.1
Jul 19 2004 8:48PM
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rightcoastskier
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mmm... i dunno...

ok
Jul 19 2004 9:22PM
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Maximumsushi
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I will upload some more Artwork and another comic later. I MADE SOME SWEET MS PAINT ACTION TODAY.
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-Dan
Know it how it hurts to hit the snooze button twice
When you're probably late as hell and the air is cold as ice.
Jul 19 2004 9:49PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
I'll be waiting right here.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Jul 19 2004 9:54PM
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WONTON
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..............so one time...at band camp.




Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!
Jul 19 2004 11:16PM
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SkiUnit03
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um, funny?





go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...
Jul 20 2004 9:40AM
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B-Wald
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hahaha.
i definitely wanna see some more.
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- Andrew Berwald
Jul 20 2004 10:06AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
hmm... that just killed any sence of humor i had left in my life... thanks and burn in hell ass.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jul 20 2004 10:42AM
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westcoaststyle
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i like the spiderman ones

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sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.

then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.
Jul 20 2004 11:07AM
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Maximumsushi
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Haha, yeah. Those are good. I've made a couple of those before.


Here are some pictures I did in MS paint for an animals committing crimes thread in another forum.

Duck Raid


Since people have asked, I'll upload another comic or two tommorow when I finish the color.
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-Dan
Know it how it hurts to hit the snooze button twice
When you're probably late as hell and the air is cold as ice.
Jul 20 2004 11:52AM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,347
Haha, yeah. Those are good. I've made a couple of those before.


Here are some pictures I did in MS paint for an animals committing crimes thread in another forum.

The True Spirit of the Buffalo
Duck Raid


Since people have asked, I'll upload another comic or two tommorow when I finish the color.

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-Dan
Know it how it hurts to hit the snooze button twice
When you're probably late as hell and the air is cold as ice.
Jul 20 2004 11:55AM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 194
Thats not really funny




Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.


-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4

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Jul 20 2004 11:57AM
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D-40
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man that last one ruined the thread. the first one i was laughin my ass though
Jul 20 2004 12:19PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
the duck raid one's funny as all hell.
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- Andrew Berwald
Jul 20 2004 12:30PM
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EastCoastPride
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-Dan Flackintyre


Teddy
WWTJSD?
Jul 21 2004 1:39PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
some of you guys are no fun..haha i like the other ones

- Patrick·patproductions.com
Looks like rain to me.
Jul 21 2004 4:27PM
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d-loc
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ha ha larious



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
Jul 21 2004 4:28PM
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Mattman
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ha.......ha.......ha





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well then come visit me, oh my rules must be made clear : no lube allowed, no cum dodging and most of all no condoms and we must perform ass to mouth several times throughout the session.
Thanks,
Lateralis

i love 12 year olds, theyre so tasty and fresh, nice tight pink twats ready to plow open with my meat stick............oh wait your talking about 12 year fags on this site, oops - Lateralis

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Jul 21 2004 4:31PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
thse are awesome:


And the best one of all...

Jul 21 2004 4:41PM
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december
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ahaha that last one is hilarious.


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dana
Jul 21 2004 6:30PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
those last ones are fuckin hilarous man

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...
Jul 21 2004 7:10PM
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B-Wald
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i like the one with the chicken flexing.

i guess i've just got a thing for poultry.
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- Andrew Berwald
Jul 21 2004 7:31PM
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hazel_32
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hahahahahhaa b-wald u made me chuckle



Brian
Jul 21 2004 7:42PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
hehe his secretary... thats good man. very good.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jul 21 2004 10:44PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
haha those are good

- Patrick·patproductions.com
Looks like rain to me.
Jul 21 2004 10:52PM
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homestead
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that last one is good

Save Sugar Loaf! It's our resort, not just real estate

Detroit Pistons 2004 NBA Champs

Jul 22 2004 9:00AM
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