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If your dream girl confronted you right now...

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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
and said "if i can fuck you with a strap on for 10 minutes, you can do whatever you want to me"

would you do it?
Apr 14 2011 9:48PM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 35
fuuuuuuuuck no. no way ill let a girl that close to my butthole so i can get it in. no way jose
Apr 14 2011 10:22PM
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hoodSlayer
Posts: 900 - Karma: 7
si senorita
Apr 14 2011 10:22PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Nah man it'd just be like a reciprocating turd I would imagine.

That said, pooping feels pretty awesome soo...

Yes.
Apr 14 2011 10:23PM
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
yes
Apr 14 2011 10:23PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
....if i was drunk
Apr 14 2011 10:25PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
done deal.
Apr 14 2011 10:26PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
What if all I want to do is take her out to dinner?
Apr 14 2011 10:27PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
I would marry her and bang her everyday for the rest of my life. The scares would heal............
Apr 14 2011 10:28PM
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.DIX.
Posts: 212 - Karma: 9
yes
Apr 14 2011 10:28PM
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adamlukowski
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 311
Too bad she's sucking on JB's wanker........
Apr 14 2011 10:28PM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
yes
Apr 14 2011 10:29PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
sure
Apr 14 2011 10:32PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
yes
Apr 14 2011 10:34PM
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vailsux.com
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 440
If I were a stronger man than i would say yes, but I remember sticking my cock in my girlfriends butt. She said it felt like her asshole was tearing apart, and I don't want no part of that shit.
Apr 14 2011 10:35PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
yes
Apr 14 2011 10:38PM
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Lucas.B
Posts: 250 - Karma: 523
tempting but i gotta go with no.
Apr 14 2011 10:38PM
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DsMoK3
Posts: 467 - Karma: 198
theres some desperate people in here, no
Apr 14 2011 10:46PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
yall have too much time on your hands...and i would tell that bitch to go fuck herself and find another girl who doesn't want to fuck me with a dildo...
Apr 14 2011 10:55PM
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.DIX.
Posts: 212 - Karma: 9
Who said SHE wanted to do it?
Apr 14 2011 10:57PM
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spidermanatadesk
Posts: 491 - Karma: 10
oh god yes.
Apr 14 2011 11:58PM
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theJones
Posts: 676 - Karma: 158
if she said that, she would no longer be my dream girl
Apr 15 2011 12:00AM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
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Apr 15 2011 12:05AM
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.DIX.
Posts: 212 - Karma: 9
If any girl said that, she would then be my dream girl
Apr 15 2011 12:06AM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
i don't know yet
Apr 15 2011 12:08AM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
Zooey Deschanel: Yes

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Apr 15 2011 12:09AM
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Rbamf
Posts: 792 - Karma: 15
some bitch says that she's obviously not my dream girl.

i be like ho, i'll wear the strap on and dp you just for sayin that
Apr 15 2011 12:31AM
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Rbamf
Posts: 792 - Karma: 15
some bitch says that she's obviously not my dream girl.

i be like ho, i'll wear the strap on and dp you just for sayin that
Apr 15 2011 12:31AM
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Kratotalaga
Posts: 347 - Karma: 22
i think someone just wants it  up the pooper
Apr 15 2011 12:34AM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
this
Apr 15 2011 12:35AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
how long do I get to do what ever i want?
Apr 15 2011 12:41AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
you dropped something,


a huge claim.
Apr 15 2011 12:46AM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
only if it was aaron weiss

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Apr 15 2011 12:46AM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
NO.

cause then wouldnt that be.....gay?
if a man puts stuff up his butt, or gets stuff put up his but, that means it is a homosexual act...im not a homosexual

Apr 15 2011 12:52AM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,449
No fuck that, I'd rather be able to hold in my shit.
Apr 15 2011 12:54AM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
seeing as i am gay, it would be "dream man".

so yes, i would let my history teacher fuck me for 10 mintues (no homo though) (full homo though)
Apr 15 2011 12:56AM
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Lolocaust.
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 512
SUCK DICK EAT NUTELLA
Apr 15 2011 12:58AM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
AW LAWDS.

That's cheating.

But for real does it just feel like a reciprocating turd or what
Apr 15 2011 1:01AM
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Lubibaby
Posts: 99 - Karma: -3
So what if your history teacher scissored you with a strap on vagina for 10 minutes???
Apr 15 2011 2:05AM
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.DIX.
Posts: 212 - Karma: 9
Lost it. Somebody sig this
Apr 15 2011 2:06AM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
inb4 emma watson
Apr 15 2011 10:13AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I hope Audrina Patridge fucks you in the ass, leaves, and never calls you again. Oh, and she is fully clothed during said fucking.


/unnecessary hate
Apr 15 2011 10:19AM
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HomieJon
Posts: 621 - Karma: 134
yes
Apr 15 2011 10:20AM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,304
youre only gay if you are attracted to men


i have a feeling youre on of those bible thumping closet homosexuals that pays men for sex but bashes gay people
Apr 15 2011 10:23AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
how big's this dildo? can i get hammered? is she gonna be gentle about it? these are the questions..


but yeah i probably would, assuming it's not a huge dildo and im hammered, lubed, and she's not trying to break my ass in half. i got the finger in the butt at the doctor and it felt super weird/sort of hurt but whatever, if i get to do whatever i want? game onnn
Apr 15 2011 10:42AM
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TechnoPotamus
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Apr 15 2011 10:53AM
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 444
My dream girl wouldn't say that, but yes.
Apr 15 2011 10:55AM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
oh god I loled pretty hard. You better not be fucking serious
Apr 15 2011 12:27PM
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oceanic
Posts: 95 - Karma: 11
hahahah
Apr 15 2011 12:29PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
yes
Apr 15 2011 12:33PM
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Poikenz
Posts: 1407 - Karma: 3,131
apparently my dream girl is a total whore, hell she probably does this kind of shit as a weekend hobby which means a lot of sleeping around with other guys and possibly stds. So as much as I would like to say yes I am going to go with no.
Apr 15 2011 12:45PM
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