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I'll give you $500.......

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Anathema
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..to run through here

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Apr 14 2011 11:37AM
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Wookum
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god damn it!

it happened again

i accidentally clicked on it in my threads
Apr 14 2011 8:12PM
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Jonny7
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Apr 14 2011 8:13PM
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TOUCHE
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yeah i'd give it a shot, pretty sure most of the spiders here is australia are way more fucked up than what you yanks have.
Apr 14 2011 8:18PM
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.seb.
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im scared.
Apr 14 2011 8:19PM
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rudager
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Apr 14 2011 8:22PM
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Juice.Doctor
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imagine having this thing crawling on your back while relaxing on a nice hammock..
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Apr 14 2011 8:27PM
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Jonny7
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Apr 14 2011 8:32PM
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Peter.
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dude camel spiders are the ones that kill people, fucking sketchy stuff
Apr 14 2011 8:45PM
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beezey
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but if by som chance, one spider did get into your forcefield it would be so much more horrible. After fleeing dramatically through the field of spiders, you were be soaked in the webs and covered in things trying to attack and wanting to kill you, you would then have to take off you insane hazmat suit and slap yourself insainly while thus allowing more spiders into your suit.
Apr 14 2011 8:55PM
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skithesprings
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camel spiders aren't poisonous. they're not even spiders. they're a different kind of anthropod called solipugids.
Apr 14 2011 8:59PM
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Lemuel
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Apr 14 2011 9:10PM
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PartyHon
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holy big!

that would scare the shit outta me if i stumbled upon that
Apr 14 2011 9:13PM
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zerospinskier
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I want one of these.
Apr 14 2011 9:14PM
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EasyEast
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oh man thats some craziness I would shit a brick if I had to go through that no way is that worth $500 more like $10,000
Apr 14 2011 9:41PM
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theline
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Apr 14 2011 9:50PM
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[tk]
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no
Apr 14 2011 10:00PM
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jasontheredhead
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do those kinda look like black widows to anyone else....

FUCK THOSE THINGS

Apr 14 2011 10:14PM
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ButteredToast.
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this happened to me too
Apr 14 2011 10:18PM
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.cam.
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Kind of related to the tread. would you rather have 1000 little spiders chasing you or 1 15 foot wide one?
Apr 14 2011 10:21PM
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sack
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finally someone else with a fear of centipedes!!! we're in this together, man

and yeah I would walk through that spider valley for $500. hello rent money!!
Apr 14 2011 10:23PM
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PJS.
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i nearly shit my pants at every single picture in this thread
Apr 14 2011 10:25PM
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Sallabillz
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i would never do thaty
Apr 14 2011 10:26PM
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NW_Rider
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"Fear is never a factor for me Anethma, I smoke rocks."
Apr 14 2011 10:27PM
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rsvp
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ahhhh my skin is crawling so fucking bad. fuck this.
Apr 14 2011 10:29PM
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.Ian.
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I'm having a tough time just looking at these pictures nevermind fucking running through that. I had to skip all the way down the page cause I could swear there were spiders crawling all over me. This thread scares me... a lot.
Apr 14 2011 10:35PM
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*Dos*Planker*
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i lost
Apr 14 2011 10:38PM
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ButteredToast.
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Just googled spiders. BIG mistake.

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Apr 14 2011 10:42PM
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Lemuel
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Apr 14 2011 10:51PM
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CRiP
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yea for 500 id do it naked. but only if there was a hose at the other side
Apr 14 2011 11:03PM
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Liam.Butler
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I really hate spiders but I'm thinking of getting a pink toed tarantula as a pet cause they are so cute, looking like they have little pink socks. It's either a pink toe or a boa constrictor cause snakes are cute also.
Apr 14 2011 11:18PM
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no_steeze
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can i wear a drysuit?
Apr 14 2011 11:19PM
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.DIX.
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Just gonna go ahead and claim that I'D FUCKING DO IT. NAKED


I could live for a whole season off that
Apr 14 2011 11:24PM
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pomme-de-terre
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no dude, those are just dock spiders. i dont know what they are actually called but im pretty sure they arent poisonous. those things build webs in my boathouse but its chill because they eat so many mosquitoes. they get fucking HUGE though, like three or four inches long and they just crawl around their webs and shove smaller insects into their mouths whole, like just gobble it up. cool to watch.


so yeah, you get me the $500 and i would run right through there.



as for that camel spider picture. FUCK THOSE THINGS. MAKE THEM DIE. KILL IT WITH FIRE. my mom was deployed to iraq and she had fucking horrible stories about camel spiders. they clocked one running at the same speed as a hummer up to 50 fucking miles per hour, i guess they dont even have venom or anything they just fucking bite the shit out of you and pull off HUGE chunks of flesh.
Apr 14 2011 11:31PM
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artfullydodged
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Ill do it naked on rollerblades for 550
Apr 14 2011 11:32PM
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Davy.Crockett
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no no no no no. i FUCKING HATE all spiders. i couldn't deal with that shit. the picture on its own gave me chills. also NO WE CAN NOT BE FRIENDS
Apr 15 2011 12:02AM
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buddychaps
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i think if i did that i'd have post traumatic stress for a year
Apr 15 2011 12:34AM
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Kirsakid
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I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS


so the answer is no
Apr 15 2011 12:43AM
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pianoman
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lol
Apr 15 2011 1:04AM
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Lolocaust.
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THEYRE CRAWLING ALL OVER ME I CAN FEEL THEM
Apr 15 2011 1:19AM
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Glacier-Skier
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that shit is funny
Apr 15 2011 1:27AM
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ryantheconnolly
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FUCK THAT
































those mirrors are pretty close together, id probably get a bad bruise on my hips
Apr 15 2011 1:36AM
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Kapital
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Sir, you are my hero.
Apr 15 2011 2:45AM
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timmi
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saw the biggest spider of my life the other day. just chillin on the side of the road. bastard must have been the size of my clenched fist. Hanging overhead off a lamp post. Pretty sure most of the spiders in this area are poisonous too.
Apr 15 2011 5:25AM
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Lemuel
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FUCK I hate those spiders. I hate having to clean all the goddam webs out of my boat every time I want to use it, although there are usually at least a billion little flies in their webs hehe. But there was this monster sucker on my engine and it kept crawling up the tiller towards my hand, freaked me the fuck out. That shits ass end was like the diameter of a quarter. I poked at it with my fishing pole and tossed him in the water. I thought that was the end of him until he started to FUCKING SWIM BACK TO MY BOAT. FUUUUUUUUASLDKFSADJFOJSDG

Apr 15 2011 8:21AM
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Kratotalaga
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for 2 g's of boy and i require a point hit before i do it
Apr 15 2011 8:38AM
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Nurgle
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fuck... now im sitting here, wondering if there are any spiders in my dorm room, and im freaking out....
Apr 15 2011 8:48AM
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Aaaron.
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at this rate you're gonna have to start paying me $500 just to open this thread
Apr 15 2011 10:21AM
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RunRich
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Apr 19 2011 10:23PM
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.frenchy
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I would Flamethrow the fuck out of Pic No. 2 + 3. hahahaha
Apr 19 2011 10:26PM
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Crack.
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those spiders are bigger than the picture makes them out to be..
Apr 19 2011 10:30PM
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