so today i was cruising around with a budy and my bro ding dong ditching late on a Saturday night. we pull up to this one house and decide to hit it. i jump out take a piss on his bushes, then run over ring his doorbell dang near 8 times bolted across his porch, heart pounding jump a juniper bush bolt over and sit in the car, we wait 20 seconds this dude comes out looks around, goes back inside, we wait a second then here he comes pokes his head out the door,looks around, scopes out the area, confirms no immediate danger. still not quite sure about those dang teenagers, this dude pants up to belly, shorts, and shirt most likely tucked into underwear once more pokes out his head, were busting balls laughing across the street a few houses down. he goes downstairs turns on some basement lights, and comes back out with a 12 gauge and a flash light on the side. he shines it at us, we duck, then he starts running at us. im in the front seat yelling go,go,go,go! my bro takes off rips of burns out in a suzuki swift tearing down the road running from Mr. Rodgers.....scariest sh!t of my life.
And remember,your not after-banging for the camera
your doing it for yourself
susukis are for homosexuals...and the thread creator, your a genuine asshole.
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours."
I did this back in grade 9 or so. One of my buddies rang the doorbell of some house started running and slipped on the grass at the end of the driveway. He was screaming when he fell and smashed his face into the curb. So he basically curb stomped himself and knocked out his front tooth. Teenagers deserve everything that is coming to them....
T "It's my storm. I can make it do whatever I want."
"What the fuck is wrong with you kids?! How would you like it if I came and had sex in front of your house?"
"I heard you guys banned a chick with thyroid cancer cause she was weird looking.
You guys are fucking terrible."- awsomoz$
We were all expecting something GRAND for our massive efforts down the line. Needless to say, all the money went to drive us 100km from home and play frisbee golf for a week at a "resort" aimed for trips for retarded people"
In college I had a guy pull a 45 auto on me and some friends. No way we were running. Probably would have shot one of us in the back. We were walking back to our dorm from the liquor store. Went to buy beer but forgot it was Sunday. It probably would have helped our cause if we had a twelve pack with us.
We stopped to piss on a hedge. We zip up, turn around and there is a guy standing there about 20 feet away. He asked us what the hell we were doing. We told him we were students and gave him the name of our dorm. He said "bullshit, you guys are casing out the neighborhood". At that point he chambered a round in the 45 and pointed it at us. It was a damn good thing we had just pissed or we would have definitely needed to change clothes.
The guy came across as someone with post traumatic stress disorder. I don't know why he didn't shoot one of us, but we are really lucky he didn't.
Huck off and fly!!!
"god doesnt like little bitches that wanna go pro to get rich" - asian_allen
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