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Whats canada good for?

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snowbombz
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besides skiing, seriously
Apr 7 2011 2:56AM
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californiagrown
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fuck that!! how do fat chicks get laid in canada with beer prices that high?!
Apr 7 2011 10:47PM
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TaySwift
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shit dude, i couldn't attend last weeks seal cub clubbin meeting , my sled ran out of seal oil so i could trek there through the -40 degree weather. i
Apr 7 2011 10:48PM
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Anathema
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5% we dont drink water, and we can afford to pay for things because we are educated and have jobs.
Apr 7 2011 10:48PM
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max_jak
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Canada is a great country for sure, but please don't claim that you have good beers... I'm originally from Belgium, have been studying in Vancouver for a while and I can definitely tell you that the beer is a shit over here, and food in general.

Besides this I love this country, the list would be too long for the positive points, but this comment about beer just shocked me :/ Just come over Belgium and Germany and try the local beers.

Apr 7 2011 11:33PM
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max_jak
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I found 2 good ones though, "Maudite" and "La Fin du Monde" but that's it.
Apr 7 2011 11:39PM
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shibby
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I love you Jenifa.
Apr 7 2011 11:39PM
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TaySwift
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my dads friend from Belgium and specially orders beer from a belgium company because he can't fucking take Canadian beer seriously. depends on the person. I like kokenee, brewhouse, old english 40's, and last but not least, molson. it's fucking grand
Apr 7 2011 11:42PM
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NW_Rider
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Massively successful troll thread.
Apr 7 2011 11:51PM
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Sutton_skier
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ahahahha
Apr 7 2011 11:59PM
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Cthulhu
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friendly people, THE SKI BINDING, good weed, good beer, the phone, insulin, free health care, the gas mask, the g-suit, the snowblower, snowmobiles, the avro arrow, we invented basketball, bone marrow compatibility test, pace maker, washing machines, electron microscopes, IMAX system, sonar, tracer bullets, TV, cancer blood test, poutine, part of the blackberry, air hockey, real hockey, robertson screw bit (by far better than fillips), oil spill clean ups, canadarm, the zipper, discovery of cystic fibrosis gene, the light bulb, chocolate bars, ginger ale, instant food, kayaks, kerosene, lacrosse, stanley cup, velcro, degradable plastic, environmently friendly garbage bags, electric car prototypes, highway guard rails, so basically a lot of things that keep you and the people you love alive, safe and entertained, and this is just a random gathering, there are thousands more. really read that list if you dislike Canada and think how significant some of those were in history.
Apr 8 2011 12:04AM
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californiagrown
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i garauntee the ethnic(chinese, thai, vietnamese, indian, latin etc) food is far superior in Vancouver than in belgium.

The "white people foods" are obviously not gonna measure up to most of western europe.
Apr 8 2011 12:18AM
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Jahrassicpark
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Apr 8 2011 12:23AM
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TaySwift
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i would say trailer park boys before corner gas, idk i think everyone likes that shit more
Apr 8 2011 12:26AM
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BieberHole69
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proudly brought to you by: the kid who is obsessed with steve (max hill is just a digger...)
Apr 8 2011 12:28AM
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max_jak
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I agree when you talk about same price/place where to get the food, but the thing is that we don't have any Chinese/thai/indian fast foods, and there are a lot over here, which make me think about bad food more easily. But for restaurant food you're right.
Apr 8 2011 12:33AM
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snowbombz
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just to let everybody here know, i love canada, i go to bc every year and its a super cool place. Just want to let everyone know before i lose even more karma :)
Apr 8 2011 12:38AM
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californiagrown
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im not talking sit-down restaurant, gourmet ethnic foods. i mean the hole in the wall, you cant understand what the owners are saying kind of place...the real authentic places are the best IMO...just never, ever look in the kitchen. it will probly ruin it for you.

And ya, nowhere in the world touches the west coast of europe for gourmet food.
Apr 8 2011 12:40AM
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Jahrassicpark
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Yeah trailer park boys is funny but it's I never know when it's on, plus I can only stand so much half naked drunk guys
Apr 8 2011 12:52AM
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TaySwift
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watch it on surthechannel.net, i love it,
Apr 8 2011 12:55AM
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Black.Bird
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Apr 8 2011 1:02AM
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General_Ripper
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We knew it was a troll thread. One of these Canada vs. America threads happens each week, so shut up
Apr 8 2011 1:06AM
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XtRemE11
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the whole pretend your canadian while traveling thing is fucking retarded. only the biggest and most sore vaginas ever would do this. the rest of the world does not give a shit where you're from. and they most certainly dont treat canadians better than americans. they treat good people better than bad people and thats pretty much it.
ive spent a good 2-3 years of my life in other countries and i never have tried to hide the fact that im american, most people are stoked when you tell them and want to know more. there may be some douche bags out there that might dislike you because they have a problem with america, but i have yet to meet one, and if i do, i dont want their respect.
Apr 8 2011 1:10AM
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kris.....
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Apr 8 2011 1:19AM
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Proletariat.
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/\ I have met him 3 times/ claim
Apr 8 2011 1:23AM
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Apr 8 2011 2:16AM
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hoodratz47
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portland food carts ... epic poutine... cheap and good.. in fact.. right now.. i drove and got some... OMG

my chest hurts though.
Apr 8 2011 4:19AM
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hoodratz47
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THIS
Apr 8 2011 4:39AM
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samsquamch
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don't forget the boys

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Apr 8 2011 4:48AM
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neutralzombie
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i don't like molson, but get the fuck out of this thread you nancy bitch
Apr 8 2011 8:02AM
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Apr 8 2011 8:20AM
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Dosh
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this is how these thread always go: Canadians make a claim about why the US sucks (e.g. uneducated hicks, gun-wielding maniacs) and then either don't realize that the same types of people exist in Canadian society, or they just straight up refuse to believe it. Of course the numbers would be higher for these marginal groups in the States b/c since we have 275 million more people in the country. Do you really believe Canada is free of morons? How about when I go to TD Bank in Montreal where I have had an account for 2 years and been stopping in once a week over those 2 years and the teller asks me for my ID, I show her my Vermont ID, and this is her response: "Vermont? What's that?"
Me: "It's a state one hour south of this city."
Her: "Oh really? I didn't know the US was so close!"
Me: "Yeah maybe you should visit sometime."
And this is really what anyone needs to do on both sides of the border. You can't generalize a country of 300+ million people based upon your one trip there or the fact that you watch CBC news every night. Nor can an American judge Canada based on the one time they visited Montreal and stayed on Ste-Catherine Street the whole time. The Canadian argument just seems to be a bunch of ready-made excuses such as "Well Southern Ontario is pretty much part of America anyway so we don't count that". That's like an American saying "well the South sucks so you can't consider that the States".
Apr 8 2011 8:51AM
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TaySwift
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I MET DONALD SUTHERLAND, in Cali
Apr 8 2011 10:08AM
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JUSTIN BIEBER<3
Apr 8 2011 10:26AM
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vailsux.com
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You mean the British? You guys were part of the largest empire on Planet Earth, we were the newest country on planet earth. You guys withdrew because God sent a bad-ass Hurricane to kick your ass because we were left to fend for ourselves. After getting your ass kicked by the weather you headed back home. We continued to kick the some british ass down at New Orleans. All of this happened when our country was insolvent. Did you get that? We fought the largest empire twice, and the second time we were bankrupt. After the war we made some bad ass lyrics for the National Anthem to commemorate the event.

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion,
A home and a country, should leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps’ pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave,
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.





Apr 8 2011 10:49AM
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kenzieann
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pam anderson went to my highschool. /claim
Apr 8 2011 10:49AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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You guys are starting to make a habit out of that EH, fighting when you're bankrupt?



But I can't hate I love a bunch of the US. It is more just some people that I can't stand, and people can come from anywhere
Apr 8 2011 10:53AM
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Benjo
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BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Apr 8 2011 11:03AM
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vailsux.com
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lol yea, bad habit since day one.
Apr 8 2011 11:07AM
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RubberSoul
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okay, you win. canada's great
Apr 8 2011 11:39AM
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corona
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Tom Green went to mine!
Apr 8 2011 11:45AM
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General_Ripper
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Sweet let me go find some "actually good" actors from the U.S.........fuck it, that would be way too long of a post.

and you posted a Molson commercial so why don't you go suck some more dick you canadian fluzy.

Btw another thing you guys are good for-----> canadian girls lika the way a dick tastes
Apr 8 2011 11:49AM
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Mr.Huck
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Pamela Anderson may be Canadian, but her tits were made in the USA.

This thread is hilarious. Thought I would add my favorite Canada joke:

Why is doggy style the most popular sexual position in Canada?


That way both people get to watch the hockey game eh.
Apr 8 2011 12:04PM
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californiagrown
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in the immortal words of american pioneer Jayceon (Game) Terrell Taylor..."This is how we do"

we just love whooping ass too much to find a reason not to fight.
Apr 8 2011 12:07PM
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Anathema
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Apr 8 2011 12:13PM
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vailsux.com
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Apr 8 2011 12:48PM
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General_Ripper
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I love that george washington video ^^^^
Apr 8 2011 1:04PM
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Ace3+4
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Dammit, I from Canada, and honestly, Tim hortons is just an other freaking fast food. The coffee isnt really that good and neither are their morning sandwhiches. Am i the only canadian to think this?
Btw you do get a lot for your money over there though
Apr 8 2011 1:06PM
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Yukoneer
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Roll up the rim?
Apr 8 2011 1:09PM
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bullwinkle
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waffles, hockey, mooses, arcade fire
Apr 8 2011 1:10PM
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vailsux.com
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all endemic to Canada.
Apr 8 2011 1:12PM
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