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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606


why wait for god to pick the right one for you?

http://www.christianmingle.com/
Apr 5 2011 5:33PM
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orangecrush23
Posts: 279 - Karma: 65

are you kiding me

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Apr 5 2011 5:34PM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
Delight yourself in the LORD and he will give you the desires of your heart
Apr 5 2011 5:34PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
What the shit is going on here?
Apr 5 2011 5:38PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
WHOOHOOOO!
Apr 5 2011 5:38PM
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Bittner
Posts: 3675 - Karma: 1,573
made an account time to start trolling
Apr 5 2011 5:46PM
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mnfreeskier
Posts: 939 - Karma: 67
hahahahahhaa +k for lolz
Apr 5 2011 5:58PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
why not look around to see what there is also out there.?
Apr 5 2011 6:03PM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
word
Apr 5 2011 6:11PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
im hoping god picks jenifa for me!
Apr 5 2011 6:12PM
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eastcoaster
Posts: 26 - Karma: 10
lol op got the message: not even god can help you.
Apr 5 2011 6:15PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
went on it for fun...  always good messing with other people religion...  gotta love the body type explenation "maybe i should lose a few"... didnt read past that
Apr 5 2011 6:21PM
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_Ryan_
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its funny because they want you ot pay for it lollolololollo
Apr 5 2011 6:26PM
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arneson
Posts: 427 - Karma: 144
word mann ahaha
Apr 5 2011 6:27PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
I think this website is stupid.... and I'm a Christian...
Apr 5 2011 6:29PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
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Apr 5 2011 6:29PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
no, its funny because they say let god decide.  anyone who knows anything about that type of stuff you would know that comment is blasphemy.  herro contradiction nice to see you again...
Apr 5 2011 6:30PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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"find god's match for you"

this has been entrusted with the will of GOD
Apr 5 2011 6:42PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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HOLY SHIT I FOUND MY SISTER haha im not even kidding, shes on here! thats so funny, im going to troll her balls off.
Apr 5 2011 6:43PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
oh nevermind, you need to pay to do anything. butts. ill get her in person though.
Apr 5 2011 6:45PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
no i will not make out with you
Apr 5 2011 6:46PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
is it morally wrong of me to lower peoples self esteem on this website?...   nawwwwwwwww
Apr 5 2011 6:50PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
account made. success coming soon
Apr 5 2011 6:55PM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
time to sign up
Apr 5 2011 6:56PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
WOW.
Apr 5 2011 7:34PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Oh shit you mean that WASN'T your signature? Crap I just naturally assumed.
Apr 5 2011 7:35PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
why does it smell like horse shit?
Apr 5 2011 7:36PM
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plaire
Posts: 161 - Karma: 29
threads for weekend trolling
Apr 5 2011 7:48PM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
hahaha i saw a commercial for that
Apr 5 2011 8:03PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
so did i lol
Apr 5 2011 8:06PM
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samwise
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lols so did I..
Apr 5 2011 8:06PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
God, please help me get a date tonight.

BOOM. Throws some Christian chicks at ya
Apr 5 2011 8:26PM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
thatd be dope
Apr 5 2011 8:36PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
they wouldnt let you have sex with them
Apr 5 2011 8:49PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
LOLOLOL just made one. Let's see what we have instore for a certain someone.... hehe
Apr 5 2011 8:51PM
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hippystinx
Posts: 937 - Karma: 167
lol i am a man looking for a women 21-25 who lives in north lake tahoe...and is attractive and makes good samwiches
Apr 5 2011 8:58PM
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.seb.
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 597
head first
Apr 5 2011 8:59PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
I thought this thread was about you, too bad it isn´t.
Apr 5 2011 9:48PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
christian and single? looking for what jesus can't show you?
Apr 5 2011 9:56PM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
^ Yeah at first I thought you were seriously looking for someone over Newschoolers
Apr 5 2011 9:57PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
i was, until i found god
Apr 5 2011 9:58PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
ill stick to adult friend finder
Apr 5 2011 9:58PM
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Sam.Carson
Posts: 2884 - Karma: 35
with him on this one
Apr 5 2011 10:56PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
the dates must be so wholesome.
Apr 5 2011 11:08PM
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TPalms
Posts: 859 - Karma: 252
This.

Seriously.

For real.

Legit.

Not lying.

Sort of...?

Lols.
Apr 6 2011 12:06AM
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
this
thread
is
a
win
donut

Apr 6 2011 12:10AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
classic jenifa
Apr 6 2011 12:16AM
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Kotke
Posts: 696 - Karma: 15
haha seen the commercial for this yesterday.
Apr 6 2011 3:04AM
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I.B
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Jesus.:)
Apr 6 2011 3:06AM
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Big_Spence
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hahahaha oh my god that's what i thought too.
Apr 6 2011 3:27AM
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