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Insecure Noob Wants To Know How To Look Steezy... Again

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Pastie
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So what should I wear to be "Steezy"?
Apr 1 2011 6:38PM
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J.J.M
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 58
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Apr 1 2011 6:40PM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
According to most of the guys on this sight, just buy regular ski stuff, but have it be AT LEAST 5 sizes too big. The steeziest skiers have a secret to all their power though, a wife beater, cutoff short jean shorts, and a straw hat. swag. JUST GET WHAT YOU LIKE THE BEST!!!!! It doesn't matter what everyone else thinks.
Apr 1 2011 6:42PM
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Aftleet
Posts: 135 - Karma: 16
Just go riding with a hangover, works everytime pulls bicthes so hard that you become bicth magnet.
Apr 1 2011 6:59PM
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thatsG
Posts: 2556 - Karma: 1,781
Get some Pink Pants and an Orange Jacket with a Yellow Tall Tee .
Apr 1 2011 7:28PM
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ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,088
One piece for sure, i rep one every day.


...and im not trolling.
Apr 1 2011 7:35PM
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thatsG
Posts: 2556 - Karma: 1,781
true, but your trying to sell it though
Apr 1 2011 7:49PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
Wear everything huge, a tall tee, some skullcandies, helmet with no earpads and a beanie under, and the goggles under the helmet, and short poles
Apr 21 2011 10:14PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
zing
Apr 21 2011 11:01PM
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oceanic
Posts: 95 - Karma: 11
people are wierd
Apr 21 2011 11:36PM
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S.C
Posts: 3068 - Karma: 2,281
Honestly, this is what I think makes for the best outerwear.

Baggy but not to big
Good fit, tall not fat
a company you want to rep

Color-wise:

A bright solid color for jacket or pants (can have black or white)
and on whichever isnt a bright color (jacket or pants) have it be black, white, or black and white

^That came from the man himself, steve stepp, and I think he knows a thing or two about style.

But whatever you want is good.
Apr 21 2011 11:48PM
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Scrambles
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lol at people giving serious answers
Apr 22 2011 10:59AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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yup.
Apr 22 2011 11:58AM
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dbchili
Posts: 2555 - Karma: 1,657
no, asian people are weird.
Apr 22 2011 3:41PM
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Balto
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Wear what you think looks good on you, self confidence is the most steezey suit there is
Apr 22 2011 4:59PM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
dont do this. i saw a super confident guy who looked like an idiot. just go to another mountain and copy some random steezers outfit
Apr 22 2011 5:04PM
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kingskier
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these fo sho
Apr 22 2011 5:21PM
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K_Carter
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Apr 22 2011 5:57PM
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monkatizer
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Apr 22 2011 6:04PM
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585.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 77
things that are accepted in skiing

-wu tang
-jiberish
-crowbars/splices
-anything trendy
-tall custom hoodies
-full tilts whether they fit your feet or not(jk obvi)
-small poles
-fashion>function

wear tall tees, sag your pants & goggles, afterbang EVERYTHING.

idk what else there is that about as much advice as i can give you. take it how ever you please young grass hopper.
Apr 23 2011 12:11AM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,545
I remember reading somewhere that "when it is no longer functional or stylish, then it has become steezy"
Apr 23 2011 12:13AM
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no_steeze
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just try to look like all the other idiots in the park
Apr 23 2011 10:51AM
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K_Carter
Posts: 583 - Karma: 58
I like how now that the gypsy population grew, everyone hates on baggy shit
Apr 23 2011 11:59AM
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Scrambles
Posts: 2270 - Karma: 63
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Apr 23 2011 1:26PM
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ski.school
Posts: 158 - Karma: 295
no pants
Mar 20 2012 5:16PM
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Dr.Gnar
Posts: 896 - Karma: 197
Copy or base around a favorite outfit from a skier in a ski movie. That's the obvious thing to do.
Mar 20 2012 5:47PM
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momentz
Posts: 875 - Karma: 285
my favorite comment i have seen in a long time. Good job balto.
Mar 20 2012 6:19PM
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LittleFoot
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mfw their hats say N and S
Mar 20 2012 6:29PM
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GnarNinja
Posts: 660 - Karma: 884
Borrow your sisters pants.
Mar 20 2012 8:23PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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aww, a bump on april first would have been better
Mar 20 2012 8:45PM
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NWlife.
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black people are wierd
Mar 20 2012 9:27PM
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Parks.
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Anything from k mart..anything
Mar 20 2012 9:32PM
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BigBadWolf
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 432
Why are we bringing prariesteeze into this?!
Mar 21 2012 12:01AM
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Dr.Gnar
Posts: 896 - Karma: 197
How about Walmart Forest/Gaper camo?
Mar 21 2012 12:18AM
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remster
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haha win
Mar 21 2012 2:45AM
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BITS
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Mar 21 2012 3:58AM
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Dr.Gnar
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Welcome to the terrain park.
Mar 21 2012 4:27AM
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