Go F*** yourself

if i had no hands, id have a tee shirt that said, 'ever been stump fucked?'


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//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems

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Funniest thing ever




'kind of like semen covered breasts???'
-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

Yeehoo cj.
Yee fucking hoo.
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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.

davidh, youre my fucking hero for making the pages mailes and miles long. yes, go fuck yourself
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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels
hoodratz47

Wonderful.




better to burn out...
...then fade away

ok a good joke to add on to cj's post:

a woman is getting fed up with mens arms and legs going all over and getting in the way during sex. so she gets set up on a date, comes to the door, and he has no arms. they go out on a date, come back, have sex, but she still isnt pleased. the next night, shes got another date, when he comes, he has no legs. so they go out, come back, have sex, but she doesnt like that either. shes about ready to give up, but she has one more date the next night. shes upstairs when the doorbell rings, so she comes down to see a man with no arms or legs in a wheel chair. so shes says 'before i waste a night going out with you, i want to know: are you good in bed?' the man just laughs,'what do you think i rang the doorbell with?'




who watches the watchman?


slot machines made legal in Pennsylvania? next stop, the ninth level of HELL