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Pet lap giraffes!

Dhane

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totally buying one!!

http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/index.php

Mar 29 2011 5:10PM

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maximiliaan

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:O !!!!

Mar 29 2011 5:14PM

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.Asain-Skiier

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want.

Mar 29 2011 5:16PM

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*simba*

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Size: adult is 76 centimeters, baby is 15 centimeters tall. Weight is 4.5kg unless the giraffe is fat cow then 5.44kg

Mar 29 2011 5:18PM

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funkmasterFLEX

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fake much?

Mar 29 2011 5:37PM

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Funkadelic

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No. I'm number 355,909 on the wait list.

Mar 29 2011 5:38PM

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Relish_man

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haha this is from that commerical there. i forget...

Mar 29 2011 5:39PM

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ski_ENDUB

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FUCKING DIRECT TV

Mar 29 2011 5:40PM

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funkmasterFLEX

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wasnt there a commercial about a house hippo? and all the scrotum-heads actually believed it

Mar 29 2011 5:41PM

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maximiliaan

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eeeeeuuuuuh no?

Mar 29 2011 5:41PM

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T.DUB

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HAHAHA

Mar 29 2011 5:42PM

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steevner

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No kidding.

For all those who think it's real...

refresh the page and see what happens to your "live" view of the "mini giraffe"

Mar 29 2011 5:44PM

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Troy.

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All of these look photoshopped, but soo cool. Anyone else read it outloud in a russian accent?

But, do fucking want.

Mar 29 2011 5:46PM

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maximiliaan

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go away!

Mar 29 2011 5:46PM

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disastertourism

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If its fake I will be incredibly saddened.
But I just saw it move on webcam.

Mar 29 2011 5:50PM

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Broseph_Stalin

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idk if want

Mar 29 2011 5:50PM

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Beez

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want! and tigers!

Mar 29 2011 5:50PM

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funkmasterFLEX

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well then you are obviously a scrotum-head

Mar 29 2011 5:50PM

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pomme-de-terre

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if this was real i would convert my horse barn to a petite lap giraffe farm right fucking now.

Mar 29 2011 5:58PM

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Spinoza

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haha pretty funny.

lots of work for a joke, hope theyre making money somehow

Mar 29 2011 6:01PM

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Dhane

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it's an ingenious marketing strategy really. they just introduced the mini giraffe and didnt advertise this website at all. people gradually discover it and bam! someone already said it up there "isnt that from the directtv commercials?" i love it, and if you thought this was real, im sorry. let me make it up to you by posting pictures of real life pet lap animals

Mar 29 2011 6:45PM

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derpina

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You're kidding right?

Do you know how many hundreds, possibly even thousands of years it would take to breed a giraffe that small?

I always see that Direct TV commercial and think how cool it would be if they were real though...

You could always suffice by getting a Dik Dik deer? They kinda look similar and they're actually real.