10/11 ski day count: 34
"no the real message is that NS can make you happy. and if masturbating AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE makes you happy, NS satisfys, everytime." - theorange.
"no clue. in 2013 the 2012 is going to be such an outdated ski... horrible name choice." - nebula
"why are you wearing a man dress? i thought those were for girls?"
-An anonymous five year old who i was teaching to ski asking me about my tall t
"skiing is so masculine that it needs to be counteracted by a touch of femininity."
-the old gaper guy next to the lesson i was teaching in the lift line