but, ive found a few things. (click images to zoom)
im sure we have all seen this one
this is the most useful video any of you will ever see....
Douglas Adams : . . . imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, 'This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole I find myself in, fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!' This is such a powerful idea that as the sun rises in the sky and the air heats up and as, gradually, the puddle gets smaller and smaller, it's still frantically hanging on to the notion that everything's going to be alright, because this world was meant to have him in it, was built to have him in it; so the moment he disappears catches him rather by surprise. I think this may be something we need to be on the watch out for.
in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids
i completely and respectfully disagree with this thread. "gay" is one of my favorite derogatory terms. my favorite usages include "fucking gay" "gaytarded" "gay as fuck" "gayer than aids" "so gay it hurts" "flaming gay" and the classic just plain "gay".
spraypaint "SLUT" on her garage door and then piss in her bed while she sleeps. chicks love that shit.
"i dont spin. i just go straight off the feature and then let the wind blow me how it wants to."- NativeClothing
T "It's my storm. I can make it do whatever I want."
"What the fuck is wrong with you kids?! How would you like it if I came and had sex in front of your house?"
"I heard you guys banned a chick with thyroid cancer cause she was weird looking.
You guys are fucking terrible."- awsomoz$
We were all expecting something GRAND for our massive efforts down the line. Needless to say, all the money went to drive us 100km from home and play frisbee golf for a week at a "resort" aimed for trips for retarded people"
kelly, this is where we differ. see you're about the drugs, im all about just smackin the bitch in the face with a baseball bat and dragging her up the stairs. in the end, its cheaper, and does about the same amount of damage to her body. -asian_allen$
who thinks I should add that zoey girl to my facebook and ask her why she's such a bitch to toby... I say we help this toby out!!
But anyways thats a bit off topic, i'd rather go home and eat some fancy dish soaps.
-"Whether its got Tits or Tires...your bound to have problems with your ride either way"-macmahoooon
-"I can always tell when my dog, Bart, has swiped the butter of of the kitchen counter. After he shits in
the yard, he drags his butt around on the grass for about a minute. I feel like I should offer him some toilet paper, but he has no thumbs." zylstra
Joy is the response of a lover receiving what he loves. This is the joy we feel when skiing powder... This overflowing gratitude is what produces the absolutely stupid, silly grins that we always flash at one another at the bottom of a powder run. We all agree that we never see these grins anywhere else in life.