Okay soooo here it goes...
Accidentally disastered an urban flat down flat to the last flat. Slipped out and landed directly on the side of my pelvis with no type of padding.
Broke my pelvis and had a hematoma with 2 1/2 pints of blood. (This wasn't the worst pain.)
Decided I was too bad ass and started riding before it was fully healed. (Ended up taking over a year for the hematoma to fully heal.)
I fell on a crazy Midwest Up flat Up and hit it AGAIN in the same spot. I went into shock, couldn't breathe, was throwing up and couldn't talk for a few hours it hurt so bad.
I hope I am NEVER in that much pain again in my entire life.
Here's a few MONTHS later: (I dont' want this embeded, lol.)