okay,
first of all, i am too damn lazy to go through all of these and see if this has been posted yet. (i imagine it may have been) so sorry to repost if someone has already covered this topic.....
What is your favorite type of poop?
green apple splatters?
deer pellets?
the one that feels like it is huge,
and when you look, the thing is almost
nonexistant?
or my personal favorite...
The Phantom Poo! you know when you have a serious BM, and expect to be wiping for hours, only to find the first time you wipe there is nothing there. you end up looking around for it (kind of like the scene in There's Something About Mary, but with poo). you just can't believe there is nothing to wipe, so you get all paranoid when you stand up, when pull up the briches, and then even when you are walking. hell, you even think maybe it somehow ended up on the back of your pantleg and you didn't even see it there. i usually am worried for at least 15 to 20 minutes, just expecting to find it somewhere.
Anybody else?
Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.
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