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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
It's fuckin time to get rid of these fuckin clasp bras, they're an insult to the male population..it's time for..are you ready...FOR VELCRO BRAS!!!!! you heard it right, velcro, no more fuckin around with clasp bras...it'll be easy, just pull and it's off





The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
May 26 2002 12:33AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
fuckin a, im gettin a huge bone listenin to these chicks talk about their tits...mmmmmm





The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.
May 29 2002 11:34PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
im sorry, I have to apologize on behalf of my drunken crude friend here, he's really not an asshole, he just likes beer. NOw let's get drunk and fuck! ....once again, I'm sorry





The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.
May 30 2002 12:55AM
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zoltyi
Posts: 540 - Karma: 10
The bra def makes the difference, unless they are fake and then it doesn't matter. My girlfriend works at Victoria Secret and damn she always wears the sexiest/most flaterring bras.


Women plan for the future by naming their unborn children while men plan for the future by buying two cases of beer
May 30 2002 9:25AM
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emilie_55
Posts: 180 - Karma: 11
vitoria secret does have the best bras but they cost $2 more when you go above a C.. and that sucks.....
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May 30 2002 10:19AM
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skodeo7
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so anyways...here's what you gotta do, im not sure if this was mentioned earlier, I don't feel like reading the pre-ceeding 2 pages. you gotta be real smooth about it, you gotta be giving your girl a back massage and then casually reach under her shirt and undo it from the back then your good to go.

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'I am gay'
-Mike Nick

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freestylesupreme: is it working?
May 30 2002 5:50PM
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vegabond
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girls dont like it when u bring scissors along to help with the job.. remeber that
Moe.

Pimps dont pay taxes.
May 30 2002 7:23PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
aahhhhh fuck, thats why she ran out screaming





The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.
May 30 2002 7:43PM
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skibrdingbitch
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shit, you can't buy crap at victora secret, it is sooo expensive, i recamend GAP body, everything is sooo cheap there right now, and they have great bras!!
and the whole back shit up with pictures, i think i should be removed from that rule, cause every1 has already seen my tits... so i don't need to prove it
B double E double R U N, beerrun,
B double E double R U N, beerrun,
All you need is a ten nad a fiver
The keys to a car and a sober driver,
B double E double R U N, beerrun
May 30 2002 8:43PM
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etom
Posts: 2443 - Karma: 13
god fucking damnit i missed it. i was on the site on that time too. im just retarted.

~Tom
May 30 2002 8:45PM
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PowderPrincess
Posts: 2767 - Karma: 20
actually VS bras rule, calvin klein ones too. who cares if they're expensive. haha they actually make me look like i have some boobs and they're comfy.
*brooke*

'Wait- where's the line to kiss brooke's ass?'- Duncan in ns.com chat hehe
May 30 2002 8:45PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
pictures.....????
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May 30 2002 9:08PM
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PocketRocket
Posts: 1251 - Karma: 10
pics??? now we're talkin
May 30 2002 9:12PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
TITS? WHERE?!?!

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The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.
May 30 2002 9:16PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
haha you guys missed the video

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'I am gay'
-Mike Nick

freestylesupreme: i'm trying to be a gangster
freestylesupreme: is it working?
May 30 2002 9:32PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
video??????
SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
May 30 2002 9:56PM
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JShBattier31
Posts: 255 - Karma: 15
YEA I agree with Brooke on the whole VS and CK thing, those bras are soooo unbelievably comfy and pretty darn sexy. I guess it's expensive, I dunno 60-90 average for a bra, but that stuff is ish. I'd walk around in public, hell I'd go running, with only those bras on. So every chick should go out and buy one. Oh yea did i mention that I work at VS? Hahah just kidding.
~juliet~
May 30 2002 10:45PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
yeah Angelica decided to get anked for newschoolers.a nd made a video of herself touching her breasts. gotta love a 14 year old.. you were 14 right? or 15?
You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.
You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.
I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
May 30 2002 11:01PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
i am almost 16
B double E double R U N, beerrun,
B double E double R U N, beerrun,
All you need is a ten nad a fiver
The keys to a car and a sober driver,
B double E double R U N, beerrun
May 30 2002 11:38PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
almost doesn't make it legal.

'I had lost a lot of things under this deck....'- My Grandma 'what.. like your viginity?'

$1080PLP$: 'i just love canadian boys.. ' but really it was Brooke.
May 30 2002 11:39PM
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powder99
Posts: 2761 - Karma: 12
still waiting for pics
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May 30 2002 11:39PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
oh jesus christ i just read this entire post just to find out that i am now going to jail. fuck.


'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot
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May 31 2002 1:08AM
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1080chick
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 10
tommy hilfigar (sp?!) makes hellllla good bras (and thongs too...). i've got a see-thru blue one that tom particularly likes...although he's never seen me in it (haha). theres a lot o good bras, but padded ones are stupid cuz they're cheating
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May 31 2002 1:12AM
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zoltyi
Posts: 540 - Karma: 10
Padded bras can be considered false advertising on some girls.


Women plan for the future by naming their unborn children while men plan for the future by buying two cases of beer
May 31 2002 9:13AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
i was the one that said skibrdingbitch was hot it the first place.....I don't know why thats relevant..........so who likes tequilla?





The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.
May 31 2002 9:35AM
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skierkid48
Posts: 160 - Karma: 10
PICS!!!!
'Don't think your the best. There is always someone better. Work your ass off and you'll get what you want' seth morrison
May 31 2002 10:45AM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
that is very disturbing.

walmart has some pretty funny bras...red/orange plaid water filled with black lace...pink and blue tie-dye made out of vinyl plastic shinny stuff. i don't know....
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true....but if he keeps breeding birds thats less time to breed himself...the fewer of him the better
May 31 2002 12:04PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
I buy mine at la senza i love their stuff. but its 50 bucks a bra...
oh well. theyt are cool. i have a bunch of see thro lace ones to. dut i hate wearing sports bras.. they are too... wierd...
You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.
You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.
I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
May 31 2002 12:21PM
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etom
Posts: 2443 - Karma: 13
yea i hate wearing sports bras too

~Tom
May 31 2002 1:30PM
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zoltyi
Posts: 540 - Karma: 10
I was just thinking how unfare it is that girls can't hide the size of their boobs and guys know right away how big they are. Can you girls tell how big a guys dick is by starring at his crotch? I'm not talking bout guys who wear spandex either. That's just nasty



Women plan for the future by naming their unborn children while men plan for the future by buying two cases of beer
May 31 2002 2:57PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
they can tell if you have a boner.


'Im a rageoholic, Im addicted to rageohol!' -Homer
May 31 2002 4:00PM
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emilie_55
Posts: 180 - Karma: 11
guys cant always tell the size of a girls boobs... like i hide mine really well.. no one ever thinks that i am what i say that i am.. and it also depends on how you hold yourself and what kind of clothes you wear... and the whole dick thing.. you cant tell by staring at the crotch.. but there are methods of finding out without actually seeing it... trust me...
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May 31 2002 4:06PM
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Tele-Jibber
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and that would be?


Taylor
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~ Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider ~
May 31 2002 4:15PM
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emilie_55
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sometimes you can just tell by the way a guy holds himself.. or just by how much self confidence they have.. im not saying that is true for everyone.... but for most of the guys that i know that i know about dick wise it holds true.. plus you can always look at the feet and hands... that can sometimes works....
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May 31 2002 4:42PM
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ali_gator86
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A conversation among my friends...

Kristen: 'Paige, are you wearing a torpedo bra?'
Paige: 'Fuck, no. Are you wearing tape?'
Kristen: 'What do you mean?'
(15 minutes later)
Kristen: 'Hey! I get it! That was mean!'
Everyone else: 'Hahaha...'




'Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.'
May 31 2002 8:40PM
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fairygirl
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Haha.. That *was* a funny conversation. lol Kris is great, a bit slow sometimes, but still great.


'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
May 31 2002 9:40PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
guys who drive corvettes have small dicks





The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.
Jun 1 2002 11:30AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
wouldnt it take the romance out of romantic sex if you pulled apart a velcro bra...u take it off and you can all imagine all that noise from it coming apart.
we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of mike nick or jason levinthal
Jun 1 2002 12:45PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
anyone have this video saved?

Mitch: *Takes Piot's Pillow*
Piot: 'Give it back you fat barrel of monkey spunk'
Jun 1 2002 12:55PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
ahahaha, they want the video



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Jun 1 2002 6:14PM
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skibrdingbitch
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damn, shit, motha' fucka' i didn't realize people still remembered about the video. i mean people at my skool are pretty much over it, cept all these seniors keep coming up to me asking for head... but every1 has gotten over it...
B double E double R U N, beerrun,
B double E double R U N, beerrun,
All you need is a ten nad a fiver
The keys to a car and a sober driver,
B double E double R U N, beerrun
Jun 1 2002 8:00PM
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gateskate
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no bras, no shirts, no problem.
Jun 1 2002 8:28PM
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emilie_55
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without bras girls would be saggy by the time they were 20... it would be like the old woman in nutty professor 2.. and plus if you saw them all the time then they wouldnt be that big of a deal anmore.. the whole reason that you even like them is because they are something that you dont have that you can see... you got me?.....
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Jun 1 2002 8:32PM
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emilie_55
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oh yea and all they are is bags of fat anyways..so whats the big deal about them anyways... they just sit there being fat.. BIG BAGS OF FAT.. just think of it like that....
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Jun 1 2002 8:33PM
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FreeSkiorDie720
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you always want what you dont have
Jun 1 2002 8:35PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
you just ruined my only reason for living.........

you guys wanna see a video of me touching my tits?







The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.
Jun 3 2002 3:51PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
yes, i would enjoy seeing those shawn.. im sure they arent saggy and fugly looking like the last time.haha
You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.
You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.
I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
Jun 3 2002 4:09PM
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Dspin900
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that sucks for all u guys that missed out on it...i'd post it if it was legal and wasn't considered fucking child pornography or whatever

newschoolers.tripod.com
Jun 3 2002 4:10PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
like last time eh?

dont ever insult my breaststs again or there will be no next time





The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.
Jun 3 2002 10:49PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
i have a bunch of thin lace bras. they are comfy.. hehe and very see through..i just wish bras didnt hurt after awhile
You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.
You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.
I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
Jun 3 2002 10:54PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
i have some lace bras too, i use them to wipe my ass





The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.
Jun 4 2002 12:07PM
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