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we need twintip race skis!

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DesiredUserName:
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it seems like all twintip skis have no shape there rust rounded tip and tail which is nice for park and jibbing but how are you gonna ski switch bumps or do the olympic slalom switch i know i want to! so designed a twintip version of some rossignol race ski so it would carve like a motherfuck both backwards and forwards. hopefully people will pick up on this and it will be in the olympics and ill beat bode miller and get a taco platter and some strippers so basicly i will rule skiing. heres the pro model:

Jul 7 2004 3:47PM
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KingShit
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You rule buddy!



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Jul 7 2004 3:50PM
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epimitheus
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simply stunning

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Jul 7 2004 3:51PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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sick

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Jul 7 2004 4:15PM
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Kev
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atomic tweak

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Jul 7 2004 4:19PM
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hendrik.
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ditto^

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Jul 7 2004 4:22PM
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h3ofilms
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kinda funny..i did slalom in seth pistols once, does that count?
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Jul 7 2004 4:23PM
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skiierman
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^ ive seen a kid do one in 1080's and in public enemys, not the same kid of course. but there are twin racers out there.





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Jul 7 2004 4:38PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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I finished a GS race switch once (on purpose too!), but I didn't have twintips...

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Jul 7 2004 4:41PM
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skiierman
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^haha thats sick. your lucky though, my friend did a commando roll through the finish once and he got a DNF





To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jul 7 2004 4:43PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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^ps- judging by the guy who started this thread's profile and icon, he's really taken Glenn Plake to heart

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Jul 7 2004 4:44PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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it was in a fun race, so nobody really cared... it was a dual GS and I still beat the kid I was racing, and I was wearing a carhaart one-piece

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Jul 7 2004 4:56PM
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h3ofilms
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^ hey dont talk shit about carhart...hahaah im a vermonter and own carhart pants, but they were for work
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Jul 7 2004 5:07PM
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DesiredUserName:
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carhaart rules son!
Jul 7 2004 5:35PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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I've got no problem with carhaart, I was simply wearing the one-piece as a salute to the Snowmaking Industry and the brave men who support it (that was the official theme of my team's costumes)

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Jul 7 2004 5:41PM
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SaraJ
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Raced a season on my twin tips...but then, I sucked at racing

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Jul 7 2004 5:46PM
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Deschey
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racers dont need twin tips
Jul 7 2004 5:50PM
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hellmut
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race skis arent designed to go switch and if you do it too much you might ben your brake a little.
Jul 7 2004 6:00PM
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3ski6guy0
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haha. thats great.


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Jul 7 2004 6:01PM
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3ski6guy0
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haha. thats great.


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Jul 7 2004 6:01PM
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TwinTipRider
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uuummm ,., i dont think itr's that great of an idea . thats just me though if you like it do it for shure ....i just think that twintips have more than one concept then just skiing fakie . there is stuff like now fat skis float on powder and big edges help for sliding rails and my mike nick pro's carve and cut like mad when i want them to . But i hever got into the racing sceen as much as i did free style .. so maybe if your from a racing back round and you like to do tricks the odd time it's a decent idea ...go with it .
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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .
Jul 7 2004 6:07PM
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Phrosty
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that idea sucks.


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Jul 7 2004 6:11PM
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FUUUCK
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its been done! play the winter olympics backwards and youll see
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Jul 7 2004 6:19PM
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albatross.
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ugh, i hope that never happens.
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Jul 7 2004 8:21PM
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Girays_Brother
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hahah weird looking



i pee on ur face but i dont care..
i take off ur little sisters underwear
shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee
so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.
shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
Jul 7 2004 8:25PM
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KillerMonkey
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What would racers need em for anyway? Its not like they can land backwards and win a race. And they make mogul versions of certain skis like the 1080 and the rossi scratch




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Jul 7 2004 8:28PM
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skiierman
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lets start a new thread within a thread.

what is the weirdest thing you have raced with? mine was when it was about 10 degrees out and i forgot ski pants so i wore only pajama pants with boxers underneath and for good measure i wore an underwear long sleeve shirt.





To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jul 7 2004 8:34PM
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Girays_Brother
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racings gay so absolutely nothing wierd



i pee on ur face but i dont care..
i take off ur little sisters underwear
shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee
so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.
shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
Jul 7 2004 8:35PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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I hope you all realize that this is a joke...

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Jul 7 2004 8:35PM
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lalalalaura
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rossi scratches in the bumps are wretched...rossi pow moguls are fine, as are the salomon 1080 moguls
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Jul 7 2004 9:05PM
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Skierguy48
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Why do you need twin race skis?
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Jul 7 2004 9:24PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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to unleash tha steez wheneva I pleez!

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Jul 7 2004 9:26PM
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mission-m1
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I finished an XC race switch once.. got fourth in district, too. Best placement I got all season
weekdays are for healing your back and neck after hucking hard on the weekend
Jul 7 2004 9:28PM
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pat-rickdaigle
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get those gate things of thur



I am a skier.
Jul 7 2004 9:41PM
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mamapig
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yeah this is possibly the worst idea ever, better luck next time, all you racers are gay.
Jul 7 2004 10:34PM
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Irotate360
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racing in twin tips sucks



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Jul 7 2004 11:02PM
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Campeador
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great idea! last year i joined the ski team cause i had no other way up and i raced my public enemys and it felt real good to beat those fuckers who where decked out in all their top of the line race shit and one piece suits me with my sagged pants and bulky jacket the best part of it tho was one chik asked me 'so if there are 2 tips then how do u kno which way to put them on?'


and more, much more than this, I did it my way
Jul 7 2004 11:19PM
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delete2
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Dude, the people who you beat in your twin tips that raced must have raelly sucked, like ALOT.
Jul 8 2004 12:43AM
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4real
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hey buddy, no we dont, racing and jibing are 2 completly diffrent forms of skiing, and it better stay that way i dont want the next trend to be SPANDEX STEEZE
middleton ski team:
we got fat skis, and we got phat steeze
Jul 8 2004 1:39AM
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DesiredUserName:
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85% of you suck! what would you do with twintip race skis you ask? SWITCH RACE! imagine it, you just slipped on that neon multi-colored one piece warm and fresh from the dryer, and then your giant headphones for some urban beats then you strap on some of these bitches and ski deep deep carves while skiing backwards and eating a freshly made taco from your hot half mexican wife. some fcker skiing forwards says you suck and tries to cut you off but he falls and hits a tree because you stabbed three times with you swiss army tool complete with led flashlight. then you win and lance armstrong comes out and says you suck so you stab him in the throut...
anyway nevermind that story and to whoever said racings gay, i sugest you stop being such a faggot.
Jul 8 2004 1:42AM
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summit-soldier
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the only reason newschool started was people were getting sick of racing and listening to asshole coaches telling how to turn. fuck race twin tips and fuck racing. if you want to be a machine go race, if you want to be free go jib...
Jul 8 2004 2:03AM
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EC-Tom
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your a fucking moron


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Jul 8 2004 6:20AM
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Marg
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that is quite the dumest idea i have ever heard but I ski moguals on pistols in comps and do pretty good thanx for comin out race buddies



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Jul 8 2004 9:29AM
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Marg
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that is quite the dumest idea i have ever heard but I ski moguals on pistols in comps and do pretty good thanx for comin out race buddies



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Jul 8 2004 9:29AM
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Marg
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sorry bout the double post



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Jul 8 2004 9:40AM
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skiierman
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summitsoldier, that is the biggest piece of hippy shit i have read in a long time. the coaches dont tell you what to do, they give you helpful hints on how to improve your skiing and you dont have to do what they say. you have the completly wrong idea about ski racing and i hope you get run over by a flower van you faggot.





To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jul 8 2004 9:46AM
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PocketRocketRipper
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oh god, another 'hate on racers' thread...

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Jul 8 2004 11:23AM
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dj_monster_
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or not.



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Jul 8 2004 12:16PM
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summit-soldier
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if you guys love racing so much why are you on a newschool site. i am sure there is racing site out there somewhere, with posts on the hotest trends in spandex one pieces, and how to pose after you win a race.


Jul 8 2004 12:29PM
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skiierman
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^ hey i never won a race, or even come close at that. but racing is a fun time to spend with friends, and you get free rides to other mountains. dont bash it until you try it.





To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Jul 8 2004 12:32PM
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soup
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theres already skis that are race twins...the atomic tweaks.
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Jul 8 2004 12:38PM
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