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My Verdict on Slacklining is in

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schmoldty12
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So I've been searching through a bunch of threads over the past couple of days trying to figure out what I want to do this summer....On the list of things I've seen 1) Get a Job. 2) Skate. 3) Fruitboot. 4) Slackline.

Options 1 and 2 are a definite for me this summer, but I still want more.

I did some research on fruitbooting and aggressive inline looks a bit goofy to me and I don't want to drop 200 bucks on good skates. So I threw that option out.

Finally I started looking into slacklining and noticed that a TON of people are hating on it. Yesterday on a thread i read "I'd rather disembowel a cat than slackline." Even though this person must have some sort of hatred for the feline species I really didn't think a sport deserved such hate. Reading further I find out "slacklining is not a sport, it's just hipsters in parks on tightropes".

So here's to all the haters, the bored kids this summer, and people looking to get an edge up for next ski season in the balance department. If this doesn't prove to you that slacklining is a sport and that there's a huge amount of room for progression in the sport, go die in a hole. I'll be enjoying my new Gibbon Jibline this summer regardless of what you think.

Can't get the video to embed or upload so here's a link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6CBWdOhDU&playnext=1&list=PL9558E5646A72E11C
Mar 10 2011 3:48PM
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toe_drag
Posts: 26 - Karma: 10
cool bro, have fun slacklining
Mar 10 2011 3:50PM
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General_Ripper
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Mar 10 2011 3:52PM
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zagfan5
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the ginger girl was hot..
Mar 10 2011 3:54PM
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schmoldty12
Posts: 33 - Karma: 13
solid 4 at best....paper bag on head maybe a 7
Mar 10 2011 3:55PM
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[evan]
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A SOLID 7?
Mar 10 2011 3:57PM
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inactive
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slacklining is the nips dude, go for itttt
Mar 10 2011 3:57PM
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Kajex
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Yeah man, love going to the park with a few friends, my dog, a cooler full of tasty beverages, and my slackline.
Mar 10 2011 4:01PM
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schmoldty12
Posts: 33 - Karma: 13
yea...fake tits or decent tits in a super small bra, whatever the case, aren't really worth my time
Mar 10 2011 4:01PM
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schmoldty12
Posts: 33 - Karma: 13
so back on topic....whats with all the hate surrounding the sport?
Mar 10 2011 4:02PM
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-Mugatu
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I remember my 4th post
Mar 10 2011 4:03PM
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schmoldty12
Posts: 33 - Karma: 13
you's cool bro
Mar 10 2011 4:06PM
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CKpolicy
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anything that can be set to that music without being ironic is going to get hated on.
Mar 10 2011 4:09PM
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gnarnia.
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i went to SurfExpo in January in orlando and Gibbons slackline had a big booth and demo there. i still dont really know why they were at surfexpo, but thats besides the point. looked kinda wack to me.
Mar 10 2011 4:13PM
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schmoldty12
Posts: 33 - Karma: 13
balance builder maybe? They've gotta have a pretty good market as what athlete couldn't use better balance? ....in the video they swing side to side on it which looks a bit like surfing if you tilt your head and squint
Mar 10 2011 4:15PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
after watching that video slacklining is officially dope
i want to be able to do it
Mar 10 2011 4:19PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I've tried it a few times. It was kinda like a boring trampoline, but you had to concentrate on balancing at the same time. Not very fun, IMO. I'll stick to tramps, and maybe play around on an indo board if I want to test my balance.
Mar 10 2011 4:19PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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well that obviously needs an extreme skill of balance i mean come on, how many of you can backflip or frontfil or do anything for that matter on a rope of sorts. looks pretty cool. looks like parkour people got hold of a rope.

but don't count inline out, you can get skates for under or around 100 dollars.
Mar 10 2011 4:23PM
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schmoldty12
Posts: 33 - Karma: 13
cool thing is if you're actually tricklining it's essentially a portable trampoline....people are throwing corks, rodeos, etc off of it and it fits in a backpack.... definitely a utility there that tramps don't have
Mar 10 2011 4:25PM
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schmoldty12
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where, how, and what kinds? ....links please
Mar 10 2011 4:25PM
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Bonzalo
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I have a slackline and it is sick. Its a nice way to spend time with your friends and its actually pretty cheap.
Mar 10 2011 4:27PM
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schmoldty12
Posts: 33 - Karma: 13
what did your setup run you? ...the gibbon line is 89.99 and its super wide and springy for tricks...thinkin about buying it
Mar 10 2011 4:29PM
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BenWest
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go treeplanting.   most rewarding hellish experience of your life.
Mar 10 2011 4:29PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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I could be wrong but I'm thinking rollerwarehouse.com.

I'd also suggest rollerblading this summer over slacklining.
Mar 10 2011 4:34PM
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schmoldty12
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I'll check the sites....whats your reasoning for rollerblading?
Mar 10 2011 4:35PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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it's an actual mode of transportation, aka you can travel around town and hit different spots with your friends while building muscles. Balance training very close to skiing. Grinding pretty close to skiing grinding.

I don't even want to know what they charge for that glorified comealong specific for slacklining. I thought people used webbing or rope for this, not a three inch wide nylon strip.
Mar 10 2011 4:40PM
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iFlip
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OK, that video absolutely belongs in the dictionary next to the word/phrase "attention whores". Seriously, go practice your "sport" in the most public places possible, and literally scream WATCH ME!!! WATCH ME!!! They succeeded in getting two people to clap, which absolutely made it into the video. In my opinion, that video featured a bunch of douchebags.

Also, it is worth noting that the "slackline" featured in the video was not a slackline at all, but a "cheat line". It was extremely wide, much much more so than a normal slacking. It also did not even appear to be webbing! The video was absolutely not a representation of what slacklining is, or what it is about. I guess this falls into the "hate" category, but it is the truth. I have no problem with slacklining, especially if it is not for the sole purpose of being an attention whore.

Mar 10 2011 4:42PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9210 - Karma: 5,357
check this thread about skating see what people are doing. and yeah go to rollerwarehosue and there's a section for skates under 100 dollars. and there's also skates that are around 100 dollars too.

Mar 10 2011 4:42PM
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Stickity
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how can you possibly think rollerblading looks goofy?
some tricks for sure and style is infinitely harder to have than in skiing but it's a blast
you can get some cheap skates on ebay or something
hit up aggressivemall.com, rollerwarehouse, bakerized, etc
there are tons of shops around

i'd also like to learn to slackline but i'm learning tenor sax and hopefully working as a lifeguard instead
Mar 10 2011 4:42PM
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I.Am.Lorde.
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ya, u can get em off backcountry form $60 to 100
Mar 10 2011 4:43PM
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schmoldty12
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small town kid, 15 mins from pavement, and not many of my friends are gonna drop money on skates....my perks for slackline is 1 slackline for 10 friends instead of 10 friends buying 10 skates or whatever...plus I can do it where I live
Mar 10 2011 4:43PM
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Bonzalo
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Mmm I dont use gibbon, I think they are way to wide. They are around 50mm and I use a 27mm wide and 20 meters long line with 3 carabiners. Just go to any hiking store, they should have lines.

Click for larger image

I have that exact same line.
Mar 10 2011 4:44PM
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plorr
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also aggressivemall forums, or b/s/t on NS.
Mar 10 2011 4:44PM
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Ehh...
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what is slacklining?
Mar 10 2011 4:45PM
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Tasche
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Don't forget the hidden costs of slacklining: Ironic sunglasses, belt buckle made of wood, multicolored sharpies to color your faux-vintage shoes, Bob Marley dub step remix(s), body soap made of an organic material that does nothing to clean your body or eliminate body odor, and don't forget the opportunity cost of never being able to get laid by a chick that takes care of her pubic hair...
Mar 10 2011 4:46PM
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schmoldty12
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The line they're using is called a Gibbon Jibline...it was made to have more grip and give more height for flips and whatnot...cheat line may be a bit harsh....and sure they're being attention whores I guess...but they're also sponsored by Gibbon...it was probably more of a promotional stunt than anything...
Mar 10 2011 4:47PM
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ski_ENDUB
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fucking hard
Mar 10 2011 5:41PM
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Inbred_Redneck
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dont be a fucking hippy, go out and build something


Pick up a welder and make a go cart or minibike or something
Mar 10 2011 5:49PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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i wouldnt buy a who slackline kit,like a gibbon. you can make the whole thing for about 40 dollars with a hundred feet of 1" tubular webbing and a few carabiners.
Mar 10 2011 5:55PM
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trettzilla
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where would one aquire such a thing for little amounts of currency?
Mar 10 2011 6:12PM
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Bonzalo
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Hiking stores, ask for line and 3 carabiners.
Mar 10 2011 6:14PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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post right above yours. EMS.
Mar 10 2011 6:14PM
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pomme-de-terre
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wait a second... slacklining is just tieing a ratchet strap to two objects?


i "slackline" all the time. usually when somebodys car gets stuck in the winter, i take the "slackline" out of the back of my truck and then use the "slackline" to pull them out.


Mar 10 2011 6:15PM
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mattytru
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never really watched it before, that looks fun as shit. especially just chilling with friends in the summer, i say go for it man
Mar 10 2011 6:20PM
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.AR6rider
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i h8 all the slack liners in the whole world
Mar 10 2011 6:27PM
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mightyboosh
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embed not working, THIS is slacklining - Yosemite at 3000 feet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9APkG4il4Q

and how they did it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8FGi4_-riY
Mar 10 2011 6:29PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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there is nothing better then going to the beach, smoking some bowls with your buddies, and slack lining. plus only one person needs to have one and you could all pitch in to buy one instead of everyone needing to buy a set up.

imo don't buy a pre-made kit, like a gibbon, but to the "primitive" set up. If you don't know what that is just search in youtube "slack line primitive" and there are all sorts of tutorials and stuff that show you how to put a kit together.

no one around me really fruit boots, and Ive never done it, so i cant really comment on which is more fun. In my OPINION it looks sort of goofy but if you think its cool and a fun way to spend your time then go for it, don't give a fuck about what other people say.
Mar 10 2011 6:44PM
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hanksy
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I just went with buying basic webbing and biners like everyone else is saying. But I definitely wouldn't rule out fruitbooting. Similar to skiing when you're used to snowboarding (or vice versa), it's so nice to be able to experience a skatepark in a completely different way. All the lines and shit you like to do on a board is way different on skates, in a good way. And there is no doubt that it helps a ton with skiing.
Mar 10 2011 6:45PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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^^^^the last part goes to slack lining too
Mar 10 2011 6:46PM
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Wesley.P
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Slacklining is sick, i dont care what anybody says
Mar 10 2011 7:06PM
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saskskier
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This is slacklining and it's awesome.


Mar 10 2011 7:26PM
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